Loading...
You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from The Detour - The Trip (S02E02)

"- No. - That's nice."
The Detour
"And what are these numbers?"
The Detour
"- They're coordinates. - For what?"
The Detour
"Who gives us coordinates?"
The Detour
"- He took our children. - He didn't take our..."
The Detour
"Why would he take our children?"
The Detour
"He took our children in exchange for that."
The Detour
"- Yeah. - This is kind of weird, you know?"
The Detour
"Not really. I've watched overregulation"
The Detour
"cripple this country since the Carter administration."
The Detour
"No. I mean, are we being kidnapped?"
The Detour
"I don't think so."
The Detour
"You came willingly."
The Detour
"You said our parents were gonna be here."
The Detour
"Don't worry. They're on their way."
The Detour
"I know I left the keys in here somewhere."
The Detour
"Why don't we just fly?"
The Detour
"How do you get on that list, anyway?"
The Detour
"- I'll tell you later. - That's..."
The Detour
"Look, I didn't get a chance to straighten up,"
The Detour
"but she's a good van."
The Detour
"Thank you for doing this, again."
The Detour
"they're all a little finicky."
The Detour
"You know, most of it's just there for show."
The Detour
"Not since the mid '90s."
The Detour
"So I wouldn't push it more than two hours before a refill."
The Detour
"Aha! Got 'em!"
The Detour
"Great. That's... You're a lifesaver, pal."
The Detour
"Listen to me, okay? We're New Yorkers."
The Detour
"We're resilient in the face of adversity."
The Detour
"Although some people say we're a little rude,"
The Detour
"I'm so sorry. We really don't have time"
The Detour
"for this whole New York is the best bullshit."
The Detour
"Get right to the point."
The Detour
"But underneath all that bluster, we're in it together."
The Detour
"So how long you need it for?"
The Detour
"Ooh, slight problem."
The Detour
"Sometimes when I'm in between places, I sleep in my vehicle."
The Detour
"Okay. Well... Well, why don't you just stay at our place?"
The Detour
"What?"
The Detour
"The rent's paid through the end of the month"
The Detour
"And then after that, I don't know what we're gonna do."
The Detour
"- Okay. - Yeah, great. Thank you."
The Detour
"- Thanks again, man. - Great, yeah."
The Detour
"- Thank you so much. - Great. Need any help?"
The Detour
"- No, I got it. - All right. I should drive."
The Detour
"Yeah."
The Detour
"- Okay. Let's go. - Take care, man."
The Detour
"- All right. - This is it, huh?"
The Detour
"- Yep. - Come here, come here."
The Detour
"I'm not a hugger. Okay."
The Detour
"- Yep. - Hurry up, Nate. Come on."
The Detour
"He's kissing me."
The Detour
"We just heard the news."
The Detour
"- Just awful. - You'll be in our thoughts"
The Detour
"and non-denominational meditations tonight."
The Detour
"- Thank you. - Thank you."
The Detour
"Oh, and we brought you some homemade caramel corn"
The Detour
"- for the trip. - Okay, great."
The Detour
"We really have to go. Thank you so much."
The Detour
"All families go through this. Or something like it."
The Detour
"Our little family's going through its own tragedy."
The Detour
"We're very sorry, but we really have to go."
The Detour
"- That's... - She had a few removed"
The Detour
"This one's not looking good."
The Detour
"but it's looking like it's gonna be terminal this time."
The Detour
"Nate, we have to go. We have to go right now, please."
The Detour
"- She has cancer. - We don't know her very well."
The Detour
"Just have some sympathy."
The Detour
"- She's only 25. - Oh, come on."
The Detour
"You're pushing this age thing way too far."
The Detour
"- Our cat. - Oh [bleep] off."
The Detour
"She's not really a cat person."
The Detour
"You understand. Our kids were kidnappped."
The Detour
"But she's got lumps. Everywhere."
The Detour
"I don't really give a shit, either."
The Detour
"You know it took us six days to drive to Florida last time."
The Detour
"That's why we're not stopping this time."
The Detour
"Gave us first-class tickets. That's pretty generous."
The Detour
"Can I remind you that he kidnapped our children"
The Detour
"Is it really kidnapping if he's their grandfather?"
The Detour
"Yeah. Yeah, it is, actually."
The Detour
"Don't fall for his bullshit, Nate."
The Detour
"My opinion of my dad is our opinion. Got it?"
The Detour
"I got it, got it. Just..."
The Detour
"- First-class seats. - God."
The Detour
"I hear it's really great."
The Detour
"- It's fine. - Nah, it's better than fine."
The Detour
"You know, back when I was flying economy, middle seats,"
The Detour
"all those business trips for PFR."
The Detour
"And then they're sitting there with their hot nuts"
The Detour
"and free newspapers, drinking mimosas."
The Detour
"Of course I wouldn't use that. I'd be too excited to sleep."
The Detour
"I was like, "One day.""
The Detour
"One day, I'm gonna be up in front of that curtain.""
The Detour
"And here it is."
The Detour
"And we get to use it."
The Detour
"They give you socks."
The Detour
"- You have socks. - I know, but not plane socks."
The Detour
"That's something special."
The Detour
"Is it?"
The Detour
"They've never touched the ground."
The Detour
"Literally."
The Detour
"You kids want anything?"
The Detour
"Pilot can play the violin if you want."
The Detour
"Or she can give you a massage."
The Detour
"I think I should do some pushups first."
The Detour
"What should we call you?"
The Detour
"Whatever you want to call me. J.R. is fine."
The Detour
"But you're our grandfather."
The Detour
"We can't call you by your actual name."
The Detour
"That's a bit traditional, but okay, sure."
The Detour
"What do you got?"
The Detour
"What about just "grandpa"?"
The Detour
"- Grandfather? - Too formal, no?"
The Detour
"- Bobo. - What am I, a clown?"
The Detour
"- G Daddy. - That's too urban."
The Detour
"- Grampy. - Too rural."
The Detour
"- What about just Gramps? - Let's get away from the Gs."
The Detour
"What about PP?"
The Detour
Show more clips