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Clips from The Detour - The Trip (S02E02)

"What the hell does that even mean?"
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"- Zaide? - Come on."
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"If you're not gonna take any of this seriously..."
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"Oh, Pee-paw!"
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"Pee-paw it is."
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"Penis-lavania."
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"Remember that? It's funny."
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"Oh, damn it. It's stuck."
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"- Floss is stuck. - Just pull it out."
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"I am. I'm trying to pull it out."
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"- Pull harder. - I'm pulling harder."
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"Babe, I don't like the way this feels."
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"- I really... - Pull, pull, pull."
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"Can you get something to cut it out?"
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"- What do you want me to cut it with? - Oh, this does not feel good."
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"Jesus. Can you bite it out or something?"
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"Why would I bite it out?"
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"Because I need it out of my mouth."
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"Just get it out."
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"You want me to bite it out of your face?"
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"- Yes, bite it out of my face. - Oh, my God."
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"Do something, because I can't handle this."
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"Oh, my God. I can't believe you're making me do this."
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"Just look at the road."
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"I just... I can't. This hurts so bad."
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"Oh, God. Oh, God, I can't see anything."
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"Is that better?"
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"- There. - Oh, my God!"
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"- God. - Oh, my God, that feels so much better."
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"Whew."
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"Oh, God."
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"Are you having an orgasm?"
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"No. This feels so much better than an orgasm."
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"So, tell me about yourselves."
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"As people."
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"She doesn't like to be called that,"
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"but we're moving pretty fast."
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"- We don't like labels. - I'm in love."
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"He's a constant in my life."
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"You don't want to know his name?"
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"I just assumed he was fake."
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"Oh. So I was right."
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"How long have I been asleep?"
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"- What? - Ooh."
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"You mean mile markers?"
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"What was the last one you saw?"
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"17, I think?"
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"You've been asleep for three miles?"
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"You were supposed to keep me awake!"
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"Don't slap me. It's not my fault."
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"God. Pull over. Let me drive."
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"I'm... You're right."
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"- Hit me in the face. - Why would I do that?"
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"Don't hit me hit me, just slap me, like normal people."
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"It's the only way I know how to hit... hard."
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"God."
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"You know there's other ways to stay awake."
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"How's that feel? Doing anything for you?"
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"No, it's... Not really."
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"Too high?"
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"Too... Too low."
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"Way, way too low."
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"- What? - Oh."
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"Oh, okay."
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"- My zipper. - That's..."
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"That's my zipper."
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"- Is that stimulating you? - No."
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"- Is it keeping you awake? - It's making me have to pee."
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"Then we accomplished something."
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"Let's pull over and pee and we'll get some fresh air."
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"- I'm not stopping. - What do you mean you're not stopping?"
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"- I'm not stopping. Just... - You have to pee."
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"Find me something to pee in, then."
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"No, it's way smaller."
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"My stream is tight, man."
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"Oh, my God. You're acting like a mental patient."
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"Babe, let's go. Let's go, let's go, let's go."
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"- I don't know what you want me to see. - I can't..."
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"- There's nothing back here. - Okay, fine, you know what."
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"I'm gonna do it. I'm just gonna do it in this."
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"- You what? No. - Yeah."
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"- Babe, pull over. - I'm not pulling over."
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"Here, hold the wheel. That cup's not big enough."
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"It's fine. I've done the math. It's fine."
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"Does this thing have cruise control?"
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"This is gonna save us a minute. Pull over."
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"- It's for my children. - God."
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"It's gonna fill up too fast."
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"It's gonna hit your fingers, you're gonna freak out,"
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"and you're gonna spill it all over your pants"
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"and your seat and it's gonna smell like a bus in here."
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"No one can say I'm not a good mom."
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"Why, because you're pissing in a cup?"
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"No, because I'm doing what needs to be done."
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"God, you're stubborn."
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"- Oh, God. - That's..."
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"Would you stop? It's so full."
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"- Okay. Oh, God. Oh, God. - God."
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"Oh, it's so hot."
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"- Sorry. - What have you been eating?"
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"- Caramel corn. - That's..."
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"Oh, babe."
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"- What? - It just smells bad."
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"- Sorry. - Got it?"
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"- Yeah, I got it. - Okay."
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"Whew."
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"What are you do... Wait, what are you doing?"
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"What?"
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"Don't just leave it there. Get rid of it."
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"Where would you like me to put it?"
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"Throw it out the window."
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"The wind will hit it, it'll whip back in my face."
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"It does smell like popcorn."
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"Remember that guy Doctor Rob?"
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"That was weird, right?"
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"I think he lived, like, right off this exit."
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"Wonder if he ever got wise to those Russian chicks poisoning him?"
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"Oh, shit. I never told you that, right?"
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"They were slipping antifreeze into his sweet tea."
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"Can we just not talk for a little while?"
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