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Clips from NewsRadio - Bitch Session (S02E02)

"but making fun of a man's suit, well, that's just wrong!"
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"Oh, okay, see, um..."
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"To make fun of somebody's clothing is--"
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"Okay, okay. Okay, okay."
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"Presenting..."
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"Dave, The Insane Maniac,"
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"HIGH VOICE: Hello, employee."
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"You look miserable and depressed."
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"Oh, I am. I can no longer take cab rides home"
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"from the office."
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"Excellent. That's good news to me."
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"under their hoods."
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"Comedy?"
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"Or tragedy?"
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"You be the judge. You be the judge."
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"Actually, we had this one part"
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"where Bill plays with the mug--"
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"Yeah, but I like to stay away"
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"No offense, Matthew."
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"to come up with a new play every day?"
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"I consider it a gift."
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"Hello, Mom?"
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"Well, except my mom."
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""Come home, pumpkin.""
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"That's sweet. Sweet."
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"So your mom's still married to that guy--"
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"My dad? Yeah."
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"Unloved?"
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"You know that I love you, don't you?"
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"Oh, that's not necessary, sir."
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"But I do, I do. I really love you."
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"That-- That was a little bit embarrassing."
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"No, no, no."
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"with two drunk men loving each other."
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"Hey!"
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"I love this guy right here!"
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"I love him!"
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"Ted Turner. Great, uh, great guy."
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"Yeah, Jane."
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"You tell me exactly what they said"
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"made you feel so bad."
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"like a 14-year-old in a business suit."
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"They also said that I make ridiculous gestures"
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"with my coffee mug."
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"Oh, that's really something that pierces a man's soul, huh?"
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"Dave, Dave, you're the boss."
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"You supposed to be thick-skinned."
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"Oh, yeah. I've seen thicker skin on a bowl of pudding."
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"Sir, you really don't have to do that to impress me."
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"You want to know the secret?"
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"Wild guess. Thick skin?"
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"Metaphysically, yes."
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"it kills all the nerve endings in your hand."
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"Sir, it's starting to smell funny."
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"Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Thanks."
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"Dave..."
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"until you confront them,"
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"I'm plenty thick-skinned."
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"Oh, yeah, yeah. You know..."
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"You're drunk, that's what you are."
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"No, I'm not. I'm fine."
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"You've had more to drink than I have."
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"Well, yeah,"
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"It doesn't bother me at all. See? It just rolls off my back."
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"Attaboy."
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"Hey! Mike!"
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"Mike! Mike Eisner!"
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"He's got skin like a rhino."
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"I think that's Mike Ovitz."
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"Doesn't matter. They're all the same."
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"Yeah, Mike!"
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"I got a young man right here that I happen to love!"
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"Okay, here we go."
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"Now, I want you to go in there and control the situation."
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"Take the bull by the horns. You know I'll be right behind you."
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"I will. How's your hand?"
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"Hey, everyone?"
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"Hey, hey, hey, listen."
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"Does anyone here have any problems"
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"You know, sir, I think this might ago a little quicker"
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"Well?"
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"Oh, no, Dave."
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"Are you sure? Because you know what?"
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"I was a little concerned"
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"that maybe I was coming off as... I don't know..."
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"An insane Norman Rockwell Bible school boy maniac."
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"No, no..."
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"I don't need anybody to tell me anything, all right,"
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"because..."
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"I happened to be hiding under the desk the whole time."
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"You were eavesdropping on us, Dave?"
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"Look, look, look, people, people,"
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"it doesn't matter whether, um..."
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"Hang on. Dave, you were hiding under the desk the whole time?"
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"You didn't tell me that."
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"Look, people, people, it doesn't matter whether, uh..."
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"You know what, Dave? I think this is really pathetic."
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"Come on... We didn't mean anything."
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"Mm-hmm."
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"No. We were just kidding around."
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"We just..."
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"You know, I just keep trying to figure it out in my head."
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"on charges of corrupting a minor?""
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"You know how sexy I think you are."
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"Wait a sec. Wait a sec, wait a sec."
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"Okay, now you're being a jerk."
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"Oh, deja vu."
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"I turn my back and you start to badmouth me."
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"All right, I can't be around you when you're like this."
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"What, I don't remind you of a Norman Rockwell painting"
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"You ready?"
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"Did Thomas Edison give up?"
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"Thomas Edison wasn't trying to invent something"
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"that was readily available"
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"Yeah, well, I'm not giving up. Come on, man."
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"RICH VOICE: I'm Bill McNeal."
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"WNYX news time: 4:00."
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"I'll say. Thanks, buddy."
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"Sorry, corporate America."
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"The Unabomber would be very proud."
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