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Clips from NewsRadio - Bitch Session (S02E02)

"Well, I can't believe he did it."
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"He didn't."
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"RICH VOICE: I'm Bill McNeal. I'm Bill McNeal."
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"How are you doing that?"
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"instead of making Joe build you a machine?"
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"Thanks for coming, everybody."
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"and she left early."
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"Yeah, which is why I asked you all here."
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"You know, it's like some kind of civil war,"
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"and we all know what happens in a civil war, right, Beth?"
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"Yeah. Brother fights against brother?"
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"No. Some nutjob actor pops the president in the head"
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"while he's trying to watch the show."
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"Look, Jimmy, we were wrong, okay,"
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"but Dave shouldn't have been eavesdropping on us."
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"He pulled a desk job on us, Jim!"
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"You people have spoken, I have listened."
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"Thanks for the time."
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"Look, people fight all the time. It doesn't mean anything."
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"One Christmas,"
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"my brother hit me over the head with a frying pan"
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"to see if it'd change shape,"
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"they way they do in the cartoons?"
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"It doesn't mean he didn't love me."
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"I said, who's with me?"
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"I'm sorry, folks. Dave's out."
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"Jimmy, Dave is quite simply the best news director"
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"I've ever worked with."
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"But?"
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"What? No, I really mean it."
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"Well..."
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"Bill McNeal shows a little compassion and sincerity."
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"Remarkable."
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"you want Dave to stay?"
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"All right, you're with me. I'm up."
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"about the way he does his job?"
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"Ah... That's..."
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"All right, you'll be more careful"
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"about where you hold your bitch sessions?"
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"So did it change shape?"
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"I don't remember."
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"Thanks, Bill. Always nice to see you."
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"Wow."
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"Okay, all right, Dave. You know what you need?"
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"Good night's sleep."
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"Definitely, but first..."
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"A little hair of the dog that bit you."
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"Just one? Okay."
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"All right. Wait a minute, wait a minute."
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"What about Lisa? What are you going to do about Lisa?"
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"Well, yeah, but I mean, you two can patch it up, huh?"
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"All right. You know what? I got to get my wallet."
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"I'll be right out there. I'll be right with you."
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"Yeah."
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"I have my ways."
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"Yeah."
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"You know what? Call him "pumpkin.""
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"That's what his mother calls him."
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"Yeah, but his mom's really hot."
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"or jostle it in any way, the line cuts out."
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"That's very neo... Unnecessary-big-word of you."
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"Remember when I fixed the hard drive on your computer?"
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"Yes."
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"so frankly, my mind is drawing a blank."
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"You know, Dave, at this point"
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"I'm just pushing wires around down here, so..."
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"Look, pick up one of these for me"
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"Come on. We've been through this before."
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"[♪]"
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"What? What?"
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"to buy a radio."
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"Let me get hooked up here."
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"Jerry?"
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"Was he out of control with that thing, or what?"
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"but then picks it up before it touches the tables.""
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"This is a new twist, though:"
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"Taboo..."
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""First day at Bible college.""
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"How do you guys manage"
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"Ouch, chihuahua, that's got to hurt."
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"Uh-huh."
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"Oh, sure. Yeah. All right."
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"Hey, Ted."
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"Jane."
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"Well..."
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"Did you tell Dave?"
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"Okay, okay, now say it."
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"No, I don't think he painted one called "Pissy Wisconsin Jerk.""
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"Joe, it sounds exquisite."
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"I think I somehow use the inside of my skull"
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"Bill, honey, why didn't you just do this from the start"
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"Because when I do it this way,"
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"Oh, actually, she and Dave had a little fight moment"
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"Those dimensions are there. They're just unexplored."
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"See? They don't hate you. I mean, quite the contrary."
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"Come on. No."
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"That's all right. He'll get over it."
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"He likes that."
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"went crazy"
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"And you guys have gone way, way over the line here."
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"where taxicabs are feared,"
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"No. More resonance."
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"You know what?"
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"It doesn't seem important now, whatever it was,"
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"Okay."
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"Oh, Dave. Come on."
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"Now."
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"Well, I may go crazy and slash paychecks"
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"at the top of the hour."
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"I see."
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"Yeah. No, you come over here!"
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"The end."
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"Yeah. Fine."
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"Okay, so what you're saying is,"
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"Joe!"
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"Um, actually, that was me."
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"to get the gentlemen's dessert orders."
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"I'm Bill McNeal."
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"Does anyone have any problems with the way I run this station?"
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"Okay, Bill, we get the joke. Very funny."
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