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Clips from NewsRadio - Bitch Session (S02E02)

"Yeah, so anyway, you know, if I move the phone at all"
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"Then I can fix it."
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"I can probably rig up something for you by noon."
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"Aw, come on."
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"Uh-uh, I have never and will never use"
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"Well, that's very... Neo-Luddite of you."
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"Hey, don't knock it, dude."
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"some parts from an old clock."
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"I'm sorry. This is a bad time."
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"I need Joe to give me a hand with something."
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"I was hoping you could tell me"
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"Not the magazine. This."
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"I think your fake radio voice sounds great."
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"Bass?"
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"Like Robin Quivers?"
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"You don't want to buy one of those."
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"Joe, no rigging."
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"But don't take apart my clock again."
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"I'm Bill McNeal."
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"I think I can look up a store in the yellow pages myself."
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"HIGH PITCHED: Matthew!"
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"Ho, ho, ho."
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"Wait a minute. What if we work past 8:00 p.m.?"
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"Well, that's not fair."
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"That's just punishing people who stay at work late."
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"Well, it's one thing if you're here till midnight working."
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"so you can get the free cab,"
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"pick up six of your friends, each from a different borough"
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"A friend of mine had a bachelor party,"
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"Airport."
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"will be deducted from your salary in the future."
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"is going too far."
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"There are plenty of places in Manhattan"
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"Dave, it was a 43% off sale."
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"Apparently, the guy who owned the place"
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"if I see another receipt like that."
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"The Voice-Mo-Tron 10,000."
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"The liberal use of paper clips and duct tape"
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"Okay, give it a shot."
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"I don't think this is right."
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"It's good. Your voice sounds deeper."
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"Shut it off. Hang on. Wait a second."
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"Happens in my apartment every day."
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"Hi. Jerry? Hi. Dave Nelson. Yeah."
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"Now I'll go hide, and you can try to find me."
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"That is today at... Ten minutes ago, Dave."
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"[TELEPHONE RINGS]"
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"Hello? Oh, hi, Jerry. Yeah, we got cut off."
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"Dentist?"
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"I'll tell you what, though."
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"and I will be charging the station."
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"You can count on that."
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""Okay, people, meeting."
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""No. No more cab rides, Matthew."
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""No, I can't actually put my mug down"
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"Hey, what was the final score today"
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"I counted 17 fully executed coffee cup maneuvers."
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"Well, it's more exciting because it's taboo."
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"doesn't he?"
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"I thought you were still at the dentist."
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"Oh, Beth!"
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"Anyway, I think Dave looks cute in that suit."
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"No. He really does."
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"He looks like"
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"I think he looks more like, uh..."
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"A very handsome young executive."
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"in the black community, it's considered--"
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"I'm ready."
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"a play in one act, by Beth and Bill."
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"Hello, Dave."
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"and hunted for the delicious meat"
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"Bravo, bravo."
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"And brava."
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"Thank you very much."
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"from the broad, physical stuff."
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"They know you overheard them?"
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"What did she say?"
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"Well, you'll let me know if--"
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"You know, I just can't help but feel--"
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"Aw, pumpkin..."
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"WAITER: I'll come back a little later"
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"There's nothing wrong"
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"My regards to, uh--"
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"Well, they said I looked"
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"Okay, all right."
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"It's the fact they said it behind my back."
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"I'm plenty thick-skinned."
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"Technically speaking, you do it 15, 16 times,"
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"But you know-- But sometimes I just feel like--"
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"You're just not going to be comfortable"
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"so maybe, uh..."
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"but I don't have the body of a 14-year-old."
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"Mike!"
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"Hello."
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"Yeah!"
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"You do?"
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"No. I was being supportive."
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"Just go ahead. Do it again."
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"Amen!"
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"without your support."
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"Okay, I got you, pumpkin."
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"No. No."
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"I don't believe this."
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"It was kind of unintentional."
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"I have to distance myself from you."
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"Are you okay?"
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"I'm just resting up for that big sale at... Baby Gap."
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"Dave, now that's what employees do."
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"Mm-hmm. Is that what girlfriends do?"
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"Well... I said you looked cute."
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"I mean, "Does she really love me,"
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""or is it just the thrill of possibly being picked up"
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"anymore?"
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"Joe, please, can't we just give up?"
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"It works!"
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"The eagle has landed."
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"What are you talking about?"
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"as a sounding chamber."
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"I don't pretend to understand the physics of it."
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"I suffer from intense headaches and blackouts."
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