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Clips from King of the Hill - Texas City Twister (S02E02)

"What are you touching? Those are my personal undergarments."
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"No."
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"6:00 a.m., and already the boy ain't right."
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"Who wants to know?"
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"Shiney Pines Trailer Park. Miss Platter owes six months' back rent."
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"You must have that wrong, mister."
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"Luanne doesn't have any trailer. That's why she lives here."
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"We're both reasonable people."
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"That can't be right. Luanne used to live in a trailer."
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"But her parents fought, the trailer tipped over..."
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"her mama went to jail, and the cops hauled it off."
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"They asked me to substitute for a German class."
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"Because I have nowhere else to go?"
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"I can't live in a beer can. I can live in a trailer."
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"But I don't have a trailer, because it tipped over."
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"That trailer cannot be livable."
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"So? We'll clean it."
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"If they had a sponge that cleaned up broken dreams..."
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"Hey, Hank."
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"With a winch, a cinder block, and 50,000 Hebrew slaves."
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"Do you think Alex Trebek is sexy, Aunt Peg?"
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"Hey there, Luanne, Peg Leg."
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"I'd also like a date with Alex Trebek..."
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"The trailer's not tipped over anymore. The guys and I took care of it."
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"Sometimes you got to stop vomiting in the baby bird's mouth..."
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"we are constantly raking up those little dried-up bird babies."
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"I have dreams, Aunt Peg."
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"I could be the first one to hide those bags under Michael Douglas' eyes."
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"I'll be okay at Shiney Pines."
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"'Cause you can see the same stars over that trailer you can see right here."
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"Goodbye, Ladybird."
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"Goodbye, Luanne."
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"I just wanted to tell you that..."
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"Luanne, honey."
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"There's no rhyme or reason to it."
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"My back hurts. You don't see me crying."
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"A member of your family is saying goodbye."
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"just to get a midnight snack."
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"I was worried that she wouldn't leave, and I was happy when it was over."
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"A blockhead? Now, that's hitting below the belt."
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"I can't hear the TV."
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"My telling your mother to go to hell..."
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"There's really no wrong way to do it."
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"I take on certain powers when I put on this uniform."
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"Your Batcave's open, there."
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"I don't mind you guys making fun of me on a daily basis."
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"Hard Copy's paying $500 for a flying-cow video."
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"A storm that strong will send an egg through a barn door."
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"Level 3 will send an egg through a brick wall."
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"The soft shall be blasted through the hard."
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"Just a minute, Dad."
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"brought to you by Mega Lo Mart."
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"please call this station."
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"Those mango-colored palazzo pants that made my butt look big."
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"This is gonna be harder than I thought."
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"There was a lot of fighting going on when we lived here."
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"I guess I have that effect on people."
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"No. Do not be silly."
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"I am so mad at him and his precious self-control."
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"Nothing to worry about."
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"It's that dang fuel filter again."
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"Go to the Mega Lo Mart."
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"They've got everything and a whole lot more."
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"So, just maybe they'll have fruit pies."
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"All right, twister, it's just you and me now."
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"Ten years ago, you took my shed."
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"Excuse me. Come on, Bobby."
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"Damn."
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"I'm sorry, baby, but I can't. For insurance reasons."
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"I need a fuel filter. What are they for?"
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"Somebody stop him!"
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"Come on."
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"Let's go."
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"Thank God. Make this idiot let me pass."
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"- Come on now. - No, I'm sorry."
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"I don't know if I like your tone, Private."
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"A Level 5 tornado is headed right for Shiney Pines Trailer Park."
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"Look, Dad, flamingos."
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"Run for the 'fraidy hole!"
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"Take my son!"
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"Peggy!"
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"Look out!"
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"What on earth are you doing here?"
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"I don't know how long I can hold on!"
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"I feel terrible about what I said to you!"
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"I just... I mean..."
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"You mean everything to me!"
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"and Luanne..."
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"Is Luanne still alive?"
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"Just run, you jackass!"
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"Don't mind me. I've seen a barrel of pickles in my day."
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"Thanks, Uncle Hank."
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"You know what I'll never forget, was when Uncle Hank was naked."
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"That never happened."
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"But the wind blew all his clothes off."
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"- Morning, hon. - Morning, Uncle Hank."
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"I called you "hon," and I'm naked."
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"I'm sorry, Uncle Hank."
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"Scandalous. Where's my coffee?"
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"Laundry. Hot out of the dryer."
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"Hello, is there a Luanne Platter living here?"
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"Don't play mind checkers with me, man. I'm not in the mood."
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"My records show a trailer at the corner of Shady Oak Lane..."
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"and Unpaved Access Drive. "Luanne Platter, resident.""
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"something stronger than an umbrella."
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"Y'all have a nice day."
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"Luanne."
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"Why are you living here?"
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"A man came by from Shiney Pines Trailer Park today."
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"He says you still got a trailer there."
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"No, I don't. It tipped over."
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"- But it's still there. - No, it tipped over."
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"It's full of broken dishes, and broken dreams."
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"Woolworth's would still be in business."
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"What're you gonna winch?"
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"Luanne's daddy's trailer. I'm gonna untip it, and set it right."
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"I could get you an army tank from the base."
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"There's nothing better for pushing, except for maybe a bulldozer..."
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"I got a truck and a winch."
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"You wanna stand around talking, or you wanna tip that trailer?"
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