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Clips from King of the Hill - Texas City Twister (S02E02)

"Nancy, I'm helping Hank winch a trailer. I'll see you for dinner!"
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"Sorry, sug', I get to anchor Eyewitness Weather tonight."
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"There's high winds blowing, might be a tornado."
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"This could be the disaster I've been waiting for. Keep your fingers crossed."
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"What about my supper?"
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"I left a carton of cigarettes on the table."
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"I think I'll keep her."
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"You know, fellas..."
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"trailer parks are some of your largest consumers of propane."
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"Right behind school buses, and crematoriums."
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"Pretty. Look at all those pretty trailers."
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"That's a dang ol', good ol' deal."
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"$100 a month, you get them hookups..."
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"Okay, Boomhauer, crank up the winch."
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"Wouldn't you like to have your own room?"
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"If that trailer wasn't tipped over, you'd have more than just your own room."
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"You could move in there tomorrow, if you want."
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"- Why are you doing this to me? - You're welcome."
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"Hank Hill, how could you?"
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"You are practically pushing her out the door."
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"That's a very clever analogy, but you know from our own sidewalk..."
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"Luanne is just not ready."
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"I'm sorry I lost it, Aunt Peg."
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"But I thought I never had to go back to that trailer."
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"You don't have to, Luanne. Not until you are good and ready."
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"No, I did not know that."
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"I'm not stopping there."
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"I want to do hair and makeup for TV."
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"I know I'd be good."
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"Those are big ol' dreams."
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"You're all packed up now."
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"We want to get on the road before Dr. Demento..."
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"starts stinking up the airwaves."
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"You look so sad."
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"That's my girl."
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"I just wanted you to know that I never read your diary..."
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"even though you secretly suspected I did, on June 18, 1995."
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"- I was wrong to doubt you. - That's okay."
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"Oh, Uncle Hank."
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"I just wanted to tell you, you've been like a father to me."
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"Lucky me."
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"Why don't you go out and wait in the car?"
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"Did you even notice that Luanne was crying when she left here?"
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"When isn't she crying?"
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"I spent six hours tipping up her trailer yesterday."
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"No, I don't. But I wish I did. I mean, come on, honey."
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"Luanne is not family, she's company."
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"If she was family, I wouldn't have to double-knot the belt on my bathrobe..."
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"That is your problem."
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"Luanne loves you, and you have no emotions for her at all?"
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"I've got plenty of emotions."
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"I was afraid she was gonna hug me."
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"sitting there like a block of wood."
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"That is what you are sometimes, a blockhead."
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"But sometimes you make me wonder what the hell is wrong with you."
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"if I wasn't so in control of my emotions..."
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"I might be inclined to say that's the sort of place you should consider..."
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"I just lost my grip..."
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"and I spoke in a way that a man should never ever speak to his wife."
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"The National Weather Service has issued a tornado watch for the tri-county area."
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"This is not a test. Channel 84 doesn't play those kind of games."
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"Residents should be on the lookout for a tornado..."
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"trailer parks can be hell in a tornado."
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"Isn't that funny, Dad?"
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"'Cause you sort of told Mom to go to hell, right?"
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"Then they say on TV that, in a twister, a trailer park is hell."
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"There's no reason to panic."
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"will not be the last words the two of us exchange."
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"You and I'll just drive to the trailer park, pick up Peggy and Luanne..."
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"and return without incident."
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"No."
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"I wish I could hang around with you ordinary-citizen types..."
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"But when I have this uniform on, I'd appreciate a little respect."
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"Of all the army barbers I know, you're the bravest."
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"Set your mousse on stun, there."
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"'cause I'm driving right up next to that twister."
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"Boom, man! Cow flying all over the place."
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"This is no time for jokes."
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"This tornado's already classified at Level 2 on the Fujisaki scale."
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"Two barn doors, if one of them's open."
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"Tornado chasers call it Humpty's Revenge."
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"Tornado time is like the End of Days."
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"I forgot something important."
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"Nancy Hicks-Gribble here, for "Tornado Watch '97"..."
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"Mention that your home was destroyed, and get a free five-pound bag of onions."
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"A series of tornadoes has touched down in Arlen County."
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"As of this time, we have no reports of injuries or of injury footage."
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"If you know someone who has been injured or is likely to be injured..."
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"There's the fork Mama stabbed Daddy with."
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"The empty bottles from that awful night."
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"The fight Hank and I had today was about him, not you."
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""I surely am not unfond of you, Peggy, I tell you what.""
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"What kind of marriage proposal is that?"
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"Wheezie's nightclub was in the path of gale-force winds."
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"That trailer park is at least three strip clubs away from Wheezie's."
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"What?"
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"There's no gas station for miles."
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"Come on. Hurry up."
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"Did you think I'd forget that? Come on, bring it on."
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"Twelve fuel filters for $60? But I only need one."
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"I'm sorry, hon, but those have to be purchased in packets of 12."
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"Sorry, sweetheart, I can't sell you a package that is opened."
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"I opened it. I'm the one who opened it."
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"What could possibly happen with an open package of fuel filters?"
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"Fuel filters? Honey, quick."
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"What? Leave some for us, jackass."
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"That man's buying them by the dozen."
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"Move that truck. My wife is stuck at Shiney Pines."
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"My wife is in danger, damn it. Now make something happen."
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"Security!"
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"Just how would I do that? With my blow dryer or my scissor comb?"
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"I must have a bad case of barber's ear."
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"I can't hear a word you say until you address me as Sgt. Dauterive."
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"- Bill, please. - I can't hear you!"
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"I didn't mean to curse my wife to hell."
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"Shiney Pines residents, we urge you to remain calm."
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"If there are any personal issues that you've been waiting to resolve..."
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"or if you've never experienced the miracle of lovemaking..."
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"now might be the time."
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"Hank, over here!"
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