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Clips from King of the Hill - King of the Ant Hill (S01E01)

"Two and an eighth."
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"And two and a sixteenth."
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"The block party is just an opportunity to trot her out..."
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"over there, and behind other side of house."
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"Sucky lawn bring down value of my property."
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"it's me."
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"I should be ashamed to live next to Hank Hill."
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"Best lawn after mine!"
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"[Kahn laughing]"
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"But all those people at the block party, they won't."
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"They'll be drunk."
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"The tender feelings I've held back from my family."
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"You cannot make authentic guacamole..."
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"For God's sakes, the man mows with the grain."
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"Swiss cheese is not Mexican."
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"It is American."
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"I should have the best lawn for Cinco de Mayo."
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"from your favorite exterminator?"
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"Thinks I use too much chemicals."
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"I say Sara Lee uses more chemicals than I do."
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"Maybe that's what's wrong with your lawn."
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"Dale's spraying too much poison on it?"
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"What? No. He's always sprayed my lawn."
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"Dale, fire ants don't sting you all at once."
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"Half of them bite, the other half are on defense."
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"Hank is more believable."
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"Not now, not ever."
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"It's over."
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"But I'm your exterminator."
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"You were my exterminator."
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"Now we're just friends."
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"[Makes spraying noises]"
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"HANK: I did what had to be done. I got rid of an anti-lawn element."
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"What do you think? Does this say "Hank Hill"?"
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"[Shudders]"
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"I'm glad you came."
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"DALE: Oh, yeah. That's nice."
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"[Giggling]"
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"[Sighs happily]"
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"First, I think it Bill. But then I think, can Bill read?"
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"Ow!"
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"What the..."
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"A fire ant?"
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"Oh, God, no! An ant hill on my new lawn!"
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"unless it was ecologically safe."
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"against other forms of nature..."
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"Oops."
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"That's the queen, stupid."
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"It looks just like the one on my dad's truck."
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"The queen is cool."
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"I'll give you a headline."
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"Hey, Hank! You got a permit for all that construction?"
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"I figure I can top it off with some lighter fluid or something."
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"It'll be fine, Bill. Burn is burn."
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"Oh, no! For once, you will hear me out."
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"I am. The question is, why should I?"
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"$2?"
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"I got to pull out the big gun."
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"Dioxaphiliphide 6000..."
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"[Dale chuckling]"
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"DJ 1: That's right, brother. DJ 2: Right."
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"I never even got a chance to mow her."
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"Ashes to ashes, man. It's that dang old ashes to ashes."
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"and not a 55-gallon drum more."
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"LUANNE: Aunt Peggy, Buckley wants to bring his.38..."
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"He gave him a 50-cent raise."
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"Oh, sugar! We're out of sugar, sug'."
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"How could you do it?"
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"How could you plant fire ants on our lawn?"
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"Dale, you wrote it on this map! "3:00 a.m., planted ants.""
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"DALE: If you keep your mouth shut, I'll make you a business suit."
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"It is too dangerous out there."
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"Uh-oh."
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"[Humming]"
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"Dale!"
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"HANK: I'm gonna kick it harder if you don't come over here!"
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"I'm capable of any crazy thing!"
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"But my lawn, Dale! You don't mess with a man's lawn!"
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"I tried planting the ants in your driveway, but they didn't take!"
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"They couldn't bite through cement. They're weak! Like me!"
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"BOBBY: Dad."
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"DALE: Bobby, don't move a muscle! BOBBY: What?"
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"What am I saying? Of course it makes us even."
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"[Coughs]"
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"ANNOUNCER: It's on the green."
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"It's "margarita.""
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"Well, I'll be..."
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"I've been saving this for someone special."
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"I never would've learned what kind of beating a friendship can survive."
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"Yeah, well..."
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"[Theme music]"
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"Better let some air out of my left tires."
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"BILL: Hey, getting your lawn ready for Cinco de Mayo?"
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"Bill, my lawn is in a constant state of readiness."
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"and show what she can do."
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"If you've got something to say, say it."
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"It's not my place to point out low density patches here..."
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"DALE: Now, you listen here, Kahn..."
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"if anyone's bringing down the value of this neighborhood..."
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"My lawn's nothing but ragweed and auto parts."
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"He's got the best lawn in Arlen."
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"BILL: Don't worry, Hank."
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"We might be able to tell Kahn's lawn is better than yours."
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"My heart, my soul."
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"Now, Hank, you don't want to win that way."
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"Why don't you just switch those back, and go in and hug your wife?"
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"Bethany, it does not matter if your avocados are hard."
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"Life is hard."
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"out of lima beans and Ritz crackers."
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"Last year, it was all Tex and no Mex."
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"HANK: I don't know why everyone's so gaga over Kahn's lawn all of a sudden."
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"Anyway, Hank, would you please tell Boomhauer..."
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"I want him to bring some Monterey Jack."
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"But look at her. Something's wrong."
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"Hank, what do you say to another lawn spraying..."
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"Well, I don't know."
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"I guess those twice-a-week sprayings have been doing the job, Dale."
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"I lost another client."
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"Come on, I need to make up the income. I'll do it for free."
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"Well, okay."
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