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Clips from The Simpsons - Treehouse of Horror XIX (S20E20)

"(LAUGHING)"
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"Simpson, we got a swell little notion for you."
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"Did you know you can put a dead celebrity in a commercial"
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"and you don't have to pay them a thing?"
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"You mixed Buzz Cola with the smooth, rich taste of lemon!"
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"Unfortunately, there are certain stars who won't do what we want."
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"What's their problem?"
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"Me!"
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"Well, you know, it is awfully hot today."
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"Now I'm too cold."
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"Mmm."
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"We can't just sit here while they exploit our images."
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"Sounds... like... quite... a... deal... pilgrim."
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"(LAUGHING)"
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"Hey, George Washington! See if you think this is funny!"
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"(WEDDING MARCH PLAYING ON ORGAN)"
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"MAN: It's the Springfield Wedding Chapel's annual President's Day marriage-a-thon!"
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"It's an outrage!"
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"(CHUCKLES)"
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"Yes, an outrage."
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"(ALL GRUMBLING)"
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"Now wait just a gosh-darn minute here."
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"We can't go taking the law into our own hands."
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"These are people with hopes and dreams..."
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"Put a sock in it, mush mouth!"
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"(SLOW MUSIC PLAYING)"
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"Murdering Kate Winslet paid for that chocolate fountain."
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"(STUTTERING) Golda Meir!"
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"(HA VA NAGILA PLAYING)"
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"- You ripped me off, see? - No, I didn't, see?"
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"You're gonna pay for what you done, see?"
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"Rip Taylor? You're not even dead!"
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"(LAUGHING)"
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"(GASPS)"
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"Little sister, is that moustache coming or going?"
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"Well, your wife likes it."
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"(LAUGHING)"
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"People, please! We're here to kill this jerk!"
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"Before you kill me, I gotta know, what is the one true religion?"
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"(HOMER LAUGHS MOCKINGLY)"
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"So what do you do for fun around here?"
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"Well, tonight we've got a poker tournament at the rec center."
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"Mmm."
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"- I like your witch costume, Lisa. - I'm not a witch. I'm a Wiccan."
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"(TROMBONE PLAYING)"
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"So what are you wearing to the Halloween party, Milhouse?"
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"I'm not going to the party."
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"I'm going to the pumpkin patch to wait for the Grand Pumpkin."
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"What's the Grand Pumpkin?"
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"Every Halloween, the Grand Pumpkin visits all the pumpkin patches in the world"
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"and brings candy to kids who truly believe."
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"Milhouse, for the last time, I made that up to mess with you!"
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"- The Grand Pumpkin isn't real! - I appreciate you testing my faith, Bart."
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"Sigh."
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"Who wants to sing pumpkin carols?"
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"I've got a pumpkin carol for you."
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"(CLEARING THROAT)"
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"The Grand Pumpkin's super gay"
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"Punch, punch, punch, punch, wedgie!"
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"(ALL LAUGHING)"
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"Your God is wrong."
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"Let's get to the Halloween party."
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"His glasses fog up when he cries."
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"More Granny Smiths for me."
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"- Lisa! Lisa! Wake up! He's here! - What? The Grand Pumpkin is here?"
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"You owe me restitution!"
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"Grand Pumpkin, I know you're real. Why won't you show yourself?"
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"(SOBBING) Why?"
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"(SHOUTING) Revenge!"
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"(SCREAMING)"
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"a stupid triangle nose, and a big mouth full of the ugliest-shaped teeth there are."
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"No!"
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"Ladies."
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"Stupid."
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"Hey! No hard-soled shoes!"
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"(GROWLS)"
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"(ALL SCREAMING)"
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"Oh, God! Everywhere I look!"
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"Pumpkin atrocities!"
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"Touch me and I'll cut your friend."
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"The difference is I admit it!"
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"NELSON: I'd rather die than hate!"
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"This is all my fault!"
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"The Grand Pumpkin said my childlike belief was what made him come to life!"
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"Belief, eh?"
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"Hmm."
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"Say, Milhouse, have you by any chance ever heard of Tom Turkey?"
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"Well, Tom is a magical turkey"
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"Are you looking for a particular part of my brain, or..."
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"Halt, yon pumpkin, most succulent and plump! I be Tom Turkey!"
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"I can't live on the outside! I can't!"
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"(MOANING)"
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"Milhouse, your childlike innocence saved us all!"
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"How about a Thanksgiving feast? You can carve the turkey!"
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"Yeah, it's delicious!"
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"Revenge!"
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"Happy holidays, everyone!"
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"(GRUNTS)"
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"(HUMMING)"
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"(LAUGHING LOUDLY)"
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"Hey, Homer. How was your Christmas?"
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"have chosen our planet as the site for their ultimate confrontation."
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"Do you know how that feels? Do you? Huh? Do you?"
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"some more accounts for us?"
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"(PS YCHO KILLER PLAYING)"
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"Run, run, run, run, run, run, run away"
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"MAN: Hey, John Wayne, have you heard about Stockswapper. Org's"
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"So are we gonna sit here flapping our jaws or are we gonna do something about it?"
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"Great party, Homer."
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"You're all right, goofy grape."
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"Shouldn't have left the key under the mat, suckers!"
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"(YAWNING)"
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"Good grief."
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"Why is it when a woman is confident and powerful, they call her a witch?"
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"He will come again to judge the filling and the bread..."
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"(GASPS) You've all come to wait for the Grand Pumpkin with me!"
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"I want to hit the apple tank before all of the Granny Smiths are bobbed out."
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"I knew you'd come! I even baked you a loaf of homemade pumpkin bread!"
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"Actually, it's made from pumpkins."
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"(EX CLAIMS)"
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