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Clips from The Simpsons - My Sister, My Sitter (S08E08)

"then ball it up and cram it through the mail slot."
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"- [Car Door Opens, Closes] - [Lisa] Thanks for the ride!"
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"I've never seen such a responsible young lady."
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"Thank you, Dr. Hibbert. Your trust means so much to me."
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"I only wish my Volvo mechanic were as reliable."
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"[Laughing] Good night, Lisa."
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"You made all that money for sitting around and watching TV and eating food?"
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"There's a lot more to it than that, Bart. I don't just babysit."
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"I sell peace of mind for a dollar an hour- two dollars after 9:00."
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"Man, if I was making that kind of money, I'd be out of here so fast!"
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"[Giggles]"
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"[Lisa] You look so glamorous, Mom!"
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"[Sniffs] Oh, and you smell like vanilla flowers."
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"Dad, you look totally classy. You could be Abe Lincoln's father's boss."
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"- Can you see the pie stains? - It'll be dark."
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"So, when's Grampa getting here to babysit?"
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"Um, Grampa's not coming."
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"- Actually, Bart, Lisa's going to be in charge tonight. - What?"
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"I know she's young, but Lisa has proven herself mature and dependable."
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"Dad, help me out."
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"Take it like a man, boy, and do everything your little sister says."
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"This is an outrage! I am two years and 38 days older than she is!"
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"This is the greatest injustice in the history of the world!"
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"Well, we have to run. I'm sure you kids will work things out. Good night."
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"- [Kissing] - But- uh- uh-"
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"Make sure he brushes his teeth, Lisa."
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"Bart, I know you're not wild about having me for a babysitter..."
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"but I'm not some ogre."
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"I think you will find me fair and fun."
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"To make it fun, you can use the Mr. Bubble."
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"- It'll be like giving your fingers a bubble bath. - You are so dead."
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"- Stop, you idiots! - All right. All right. Geez!"
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"Okay, honey. Remember where we're parked."
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"- May I have some more lima beans, please? - Certainly."
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"Uh, maybe you should eat the ones you have."
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"I didn't say I was gonna eat them."
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"I just wanted to look at them because they're so gross."
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"- What's for dessert? - [Sighs]"
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"Bart, if you don't want to have a babysitter, maybe you should stop being such a baby."
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"Oh, I'm a baby, huh? Well, then I'll act like a baby."
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"Ga-ga! Goo-goo!"
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"Even babies know how to open and close their mouths."
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"- You need a bib. - [Gags] Oh, baby hate bib."
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"Oh, look, Bart. Now you got Maggie all upset."
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"Relax. I'll give her some ice cream."
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"[Coos, Sighs]"
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"Bart, that's coffee ice cream. It has caffeine in it!"
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"Well, I guess that'll make things more interesting for you now, won't it?"
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"[Gasps] Ooh, it's so beautiful!"
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"- This is what I imagine Paris must be like. - You've never been?"
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"I'm so honored that Springfield has been chosen to host all these upscale chain stores."
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"I guess this makes us yuppies, huh, Homie?"
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"Nah. I'm really more of a slacker."
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"Ooh! Malaria Zone!"
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"That's where all the explorers shop!"
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"Look, Marge! A restaurant owned by celebrities!"
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"I always wanted to be a celebrity."
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"[Laughing] Yes, it's true."
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"The entire menu was personally approved by my secretary."
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"Isn't that clever? It looks like a Cadillac drove right into the building."
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"Help me."
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"Wow! Even Moe's moved to fancy new digs."
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"Hey, this isn't faux dive!"
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"[Scoffs] This is a dive."
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"You're a long way from home, yuppie boy. I'll start a tab."
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"Maggie, if you come down..."
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"I'll give you some more coffee."
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"- Are you getting ready for bed, Bart? - I am!"
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"That's right. I want the 25-foot Italian party sub."
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"And don't skimp on the vinegar."
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"It's time Lisa learned what babysitting Bart Simpson is all about."
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"[Beeping]"
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"Yes, I'd like to host an A.A. meeting. Tonight, if possible."
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"Come on, Maggie. Good Maggie."
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"The talcum powder's not to play with."
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"Okay, Bart. Now it's really time for you to go to bed."
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"[Grunts] Why do you have to make this so hard?"
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"I'm using nonviolent resistance."
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"Ugh! The idea that you would compare yourself to Mahatma Gandhi!"
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"- Who? - [Doorbell Rings]"
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"I'll answer it. You go to bed."
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"Good evening there, miss."
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"Here's your giant sub, swimming in vinegar, just the way you like it."
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"Somebody hired me for an emergency bachelor party."
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"Well, there's been a mistake."
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"Well, I'm not leaving till I get paid."
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"- I get 500 just for "Hey, hey!" - [Siren Blares]"
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"Who called for an emergency "sisterectomy"?"
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"- [Angry Grunt] - [Shutter Clicks]"
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"[Doorbell Rings]"
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"We got a report that a Lisa Simpson spotted a U.F.O."
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"That's right, miss. You didn't."
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"I'm here to pick up the ambassador from Ghana."
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"And none of you should be here! You've all been tricked!"
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"- [All Gasping] - Why would the ambassador do such a thing?"
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"- [Krusty] This is ridiculous. - [Grumbling]"
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"- Now, go to bed! - You're the boss."
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"[Groaning]"
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"I thought I told you to go to bed."
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"Yeah, right. "Bread." You said, "Go to bread.""
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"I said, "Go to bed.""
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"- Yeah. "Go to bread." - B-E-D! Bed!"
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"Oh! "Bed"! Oh."
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"- Well, anything you say, Sis. - [Growls]"
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"- You didn't say which bed! - Go to your bed!"
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"If you want me, you gotta catch me!"
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"- [Grunts] - Almost."
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"- [Snarls] - Oh, so close."
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"[Grunting] Son of a-"
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"Okay, we'll call it even if I can just have some of that big sandwich."
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"[Gasps]"
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"Bart, are you okay?"
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"[Gasps] Oh, cool!"
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"We have to get you to the emergency room!"
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"And get this fixed? What's the rush?"
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"Don't you want everyone to see what a responsible babysitter you were?"
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"Stop it! Stand still! Maybe I can pop it back in."
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"Oh, no. I'm going to preserve the evidence until Mom and Dad get home."
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"And you'll never babysit again!"
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"You know, honey, when I think of all the good times we've had together-"
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