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Clips from The Simpsons - My Sister, My Sitter (S08E08)

"[Gasping]"
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"Just stand still, and I'll get someone!"
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"Don't laugh at me. I was once like you."
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"Bart, you need first aid! Let me in!"
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"I'm afraid you'll hurt me again."
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"I'll let you ride the lawn mower through the house!"
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"Come on! Open the door!"
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"- [Banging] - What are you doing now?"
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"I'm banging my head. I'm gonna make the lump even bigger."
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"[Banging Continues, Thudding]"
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"Bart?"
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"Did you stop because I said to?"
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"If so, thank you."
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"Bart? [Whimpering]"
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"- [Beeping] - [Woman] 911."
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"Hello. This is Lisa Simpson and-"
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"Simpson? Look, we've already been out there tonight for a "sisterectomy"..."
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"a case of severe butt rot and a leprechaun bite."
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"How dumb do you think we are?"
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"- [Dial Tone Humming] - [Groans]"
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"Wait! Dr. Hibbert!"
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"Hmm."
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"Dislocated shoulder, bump on the noggin."
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"My diagnosis? Bad babysitting!"
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"when the girl, drunk on her own sense of power..."
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"Young lady, you will never babysit again! I am so disappointed."
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"Oh! Well, I guess I don't have a choice."
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""Complete confidentiality"?"
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"Oh? Well, I'm sure he's as good as Dr. Hibbert."
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"It says so right in his ad."
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"What's the matter, Marge? I thought you loved Jell-O shooters."
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"Oh, I do."
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"I'm just a little concerned about the kids. Maybe I should call."
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"Oh, come on, Marge. Relax! Lisa's in charge."
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"She's the responsible one."
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"Everything's gonna be just fine. I'm gonna get you to a doctor."
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"He will fix you up, and by this time tomorrow, we'll all be a happy family."
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"Happy, happy, happy family!"
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"[Quiet Cooing]"
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"Maggie!"
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"Please, Maggie."
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"Please go to sleep."
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"Yo, um, I must've, like, fallen on a bullet..."
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"and it, like, drove itself into my gut."
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"Hey, don't worry. You don't have to make up stories here."
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"Save that for court."
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"Um, excuse me, Mr. Smithers."
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"Bart may be seriously hurt."
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"Could we possibly go ahead of you?"
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"Um, no. I really would rather get this taken care of."
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"Excuse me, little lady. The wheelbarrow line's over there."
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"[Monkey Hooting]"
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"Oh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix."
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"[Groans]"
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"- [Siren Blares] - Hold it right there."
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"Well, if it isn't Springfield's finest little babysitter, Lisa Simpson!"
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"Hi! How are you?"
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"you always want to be sure to go with traffic, okay?"
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"Well, is that with traffic or against traffic?"
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"It's with traffic. With traffic. Anyway, good night."
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"[Sighs]"
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"Uh, hold on a minute. Let me have a look at that wheelbarrow, please."
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"Okay."
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"Just as I thought! It's a Yard King!"
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"Well, I gotta run."
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"[Car Door Closes, Engine Starts]"
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"Oh, God! Where's Bart?"
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"[Screams, Grunts]"
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"Oh, Bart, I'm so sorry. This is all like a bad dream!"
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"[Electronic Hissing]"
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"I officially declare this- What the hell is that?"
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"Why, it's Lisa Simpson! And look what she's doing!"
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"- [Crowd Gasping] - [Man] I don't believe it!"
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"- And she's trying to dump the body in a harbor! - Well, duh!"
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"And as a grim finale, she intends to drown that poor caged baby!"
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"Oh, what's happening? Where am I?"
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"- And she's on drugs! - Give me the drugs, Lisa."
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"Dad, I'm not on drugs! I was just trying-"
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"[Gasps] His arm! Oh, my special little guy! Are you okay?"
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"Hmm. Dislocated shoulder, bump on the noggin."
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"My diagnosis?"
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"Rather nasty fall caused by bad babysitting."
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"[Crowd Murmuring]"
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"- Hey, Bart. How's your arm? - It's all right."
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"I was hoping they'd give me one of those steel claws, but what are you gonna do?"
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"I'm- I'm sorry I was such a jerk last night."
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"Guess I sort of ruined your babysitting business."
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"Yeah, well, that's okay. I can always sell seeds."
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"Do you want some seeds?"
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"- No, thanks. - [Groans]"
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"- [Rings] - Hello. World's worst babysitter speaking."
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"[Dr. Hibbert] Lisa, I'm glad I reached you."
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"Are you available to babysit tonight?"
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"Aren't you afraid I might take drugs and injure your children?"
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"Yes, that is a concern, but it's so hard to find a sitter..."
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"and I've got judo tonight."
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"- [Beeps] - Um, okay. I'm sorry. Can you hold on, please?"
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"- Hello? - Lisa? Ned Flanders. You available tonight?"
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"Didn't you hear I almost killed my brother?"
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"You did? Just a minute."
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"[Faint Conversation]"
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"What time can you come over?"
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"- [Murmuring] - Shh!"
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"That's a trust, Janie, a sacred trust."
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"but I have to drive to Capital City, fill out some forms to get them out."
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"Todd's been pinching everyone lately."
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"We just move one space at a time. It's less fun that way."
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"[Ned] Oh, imagine that!"
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"Well, you did a first-rate job of babysitting."
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"- You're dead. - You should wash up for dinner."
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"I don't think we should be driving here. The mayor's yelling at us."
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"[Coughing] Oh!"
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"- What? I didn't order any giant sub. - [Doorbell Rings]"
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"I didn't see any U.F. O!"
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"Well, he's not here! Nobody's here!"
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"- Make me! - I'll make you!"
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"[All Laughing]"
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"[Sinister Laughing]"
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"That is a quality barrow."
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"- [Door Slams] - [Groans]"
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