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Clips from Friends - The One with the Giant Poking Device (S03E03)

"Hey, I'm not judging."
Friends
"Look, Benny! Spoon!"
Friends
"Spoon!"
Friends
"[CLEARS THROAT]"
Friends
"Come on. All right, you know what? I think he's bored."
Friends
"Here. You wanna play the airplane game?"
Friends
"You wanna show Rachel? Come here."
Friends
"Whee!"
Friends
"[RACHEL & MONICA LAUGHING]"
Friends
"Whee! Ha, ha, oh!"
Friends
"[THUD THEN BEN CRIES]"
Friends
"You're so brave. You're so brave! Yes, you are."
Friends
"- You're so brave. - You're okay."
Friends
"He's fine. Let's just put him down."
Friends
"Come here, babe. Yes, you're such a good boy."
Friends
"How could you do that to him? Ross trusted me! What's he gonna say?"
Friends
"- We're not? - No."
Friends
"So we're okay. We're okay, aren't we?"
Friends
"No, we're not okay. There's a bump."
Friends
"- There's a bump. - What bump?"
Friends
"Oh, my God! Well, push it in! Push it in!"
Friends
"- Okay, we're gonna need a distraction. - Okay."
Friends
"- That's it. - Okay."
Friends
"- The second Ross walks in... - Yeah."
Friends
"...take him to your bedroom and do whatever you do that makes him go:"
Friends
"[MAKES HIGH-PITCHED NOISE]"
Friends
"Or..."
Friends
"...we could put a hat on his head."
Friends
"A hat! Yes! We need a hat! Where are we gonna find a tiny little hat?"
Friends
"Oh, oh, oh! I'll get Rainy Day Bear!"
Friends
"Because he'll know what to do?"
Friends
"- Give it. Give it. - Okay."
Friends
"Hey, hold on a second. Hold on a second."
Friends
"I'd prefer a mountain bike."
Friends
"Janice's birthday's coming. I wanna get her something special."
Friends
"- Come in here with me. - Woah, woah, whoa, wait. Woah."
Friends
"You wanna get her something special? Get her flowers."
Friends
"Get her candy. Get her gum. Girls love gum."
Friends
"That's a good idea. "Dear Janice: Have a Hubba-Bubba birthday.""
Friends
"Oh, you want something serious."
Friends
"...barium enemas."
Friends
"Those are dead serious."
Friends
"Look, I'm gonna go in here. And you don't buy me anything, ever!"
Friends
"You can't! You can't. You can't buy her pearls."
Friends
"Why not?"
Friends
"Oh, God. Uh, okay."
Friends
"This is the thing. Okay, the thing is..."
Friends
"- What is the thing? - Okay."
Friends
"...and I saw Janice kissing her ex-husband."
Friends
"What?"
Friends
"They were in his office."
Friends
"Well, she... She wouldn't do that. She's with me."
Friends
"I'm telling you, I saw it."
Friends
"I'm not wrong."
Friends
"I wish I was."
Friends
"I'm sorry."
Friends
"Bet that barium enema doesn't sound so bad now, huh?"
Friends
"It makes more sense as an ensemble. And it takes the focus off the hat."
Friends
"See? I promised you no one would die, didn't I?"
Friends
"Hey, you're not dead! Okay, see you."
Friends
"BEN: Monica."
Friends
"Oh, my God! He just said my name!"
Friends
"- Did you hear that? - Yeah."
Friends
"Monica bang!"
Friends
"Ahem. Okay, I heard that."
Friends
"Oh, my God! He's gonna rat me out!"
Friends
"- Monica bang! - Oh, ho, ho."
Friends
"Sweetie, you need to stop saying that now."
Friends
"It's no big deal. It's not even worth mentioning."
Friends
"You see? We all do it all the time."
Friends
"Ben, Ben, Ben. Ow."
Friends
"Monica bang! Everybody bang!"
Friends
"Ben bang!"
Friends
"Rachel bang!"
Friends
"- Oh, isn't it fun? - Look at that! Look at that!"
Friends
"We all do it!"
Friends
"- Okay, I'm stopping now. - Are you okay?"
Friends
"Oh, yeah. You know, if it's not a headboard, it's just not worth it."
Friends
"How's my Bing-a-ling?"
Friends
"Uh..."
Friends
"I don't know."
Friends
"You tell me."
Friends
"Because if you, uh... You should..."
Friends
"You would tell me."
Friends
"Why are your eyes so wide?"
Friends
"You tell me."
Friends
"Maybe it's because I was just fooling around with my ex."
Friends
"Oh, no. No, no, no. That was you!"
Friends
"Oh, my God!"
Friends
"- All right! - How did you know?"
Friends
"Joey told me. He saw you two kissing."
Friends
"In the park?"
Friends
"No. In his office. How many kisses were there?"
Friends
"- Just those two! - Wh...? Why? Why?"
Friends
"Why was there kissing? There should be no kissing!"
Friends
"Oh, I'm sorry, honey. I'm so, so..."
Friends
"I'm so, so sorry. I just..."
Friends
"[MAKES HIGH-PITCHED NOISE]"
Friends
"What happened was I... I can't breathe."
Friends
"Can you get me a bag or something? Aah."
Friends
"- Here. Here. - Aah."
Friends
"There."
Friends
"Look, I've got to know."
Friends
"Are you finished with me?"
Friends
"Are you finished with him?"
Friends
"Do you still love him?"
Friends
"Do you still love me?"
Friends
"All right, look..."
Friends
"...I'm gonna need an actual answer here, okay?"
Friends
"So which is it?"
Friends
"Him or me?"
Friends
"[PHONE RINGING]"
Friends
"[GASPS]"
Friends
"Okay, if you're alive, you answer your phone!"
Friends
"...if you won't tell him about our little bonking incident."
Friends
"Number one, I don't think Ben understands the concept of bribery."
Friends
"And number two, I..."
Friends
"[JOEY LAUGHING]"
Friends
"RACHEL: What?"
Friends
"I also said "number one.""
Friends
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