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Clips from Friends - The One with the Giant Poking Device (S03E03)

"Ha-ha-ha, I know."
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"- Hey, everyone! - Hi!"
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"How's my little boy?"
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"MONICA: He's perfect. Aren't you, Ben?"
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"- He's never been better. - What did you do, take him whaling?"
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"[MONICA LAUGHS]"
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"BEN: Monica."
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"Ha-ha-ha. That's right."
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"That's what I'd sound like if I exploded."
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"Woo-hoo! The curse is broken! I called everybody I know..."
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"...and everyone is alive!"
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"- Huh. PHOEBE: What?"
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"Ugly Naked Guy looks awfully still."
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"[GASPS]"
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"Oh, my God, I killed another one!"
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"The curse is getting stronger too, to bring down something that big."
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"Maybe he's just taking a nap."
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"I'm telling you, he hasn't moved since this morning."
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"We should call somebody."
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"Tell them the naked guy we stare at isn't moving?"
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"We've got to find out if he's alive."
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"How are we gonna do that? There's no way."
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"Well, there is one way."
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"His window's open. I say..."
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"...we poke him."
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"Hey!"
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"...for no reason when we get Chinese food?"
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"Yeah?"
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"Well, now we got a reason."
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"CHANDLER: What?"
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"Well, we're fashioning a very long poking device."
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"All right."
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"I talked to Janice."
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"Says she loves us both."
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"I woke up this morning, I was in love."
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"I was happy!"
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"It serves me right for buying that 12-pack of condoms."
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"And now I can't even return them, because she choked on the receipt!"
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"What are you, uh...? What are you gonna do?"
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"I don't know."
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"You know? What would you do?"
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"Uh, it doesn't matter what I'd do."
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"Come on. Come on. Tell me."
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"All right, you, uh..."
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"...you probably won't want to hear this, but, uh..."
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"...if it was me, and this is just me, I would, uh..."
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"- I would bow out. - What?"
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"What are you talking about?"
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"They have a kid together..."
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"...you know? They're like..."
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"They're, like, a family."
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"...if there's a chance they can make that work..."
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"...I wouldn't want to be the guy who stood in the way."
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"You okay?"
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"You, uh?"
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"You wanna come poke a nude guy?"
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"- Well, he's finally asleep. - Mm."
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"About that, uh, bump on his head..."
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"Are you, uh, sure it's a new bump?"
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"It's okay if he bumps his head. Kids bump their heads all the time."
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"It was your first time babysitting. You did your best."
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"- I did! - I know."
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"I watched Monica bang his head against that thing!"
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"[RACHEL CLEARS THROAT]"
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"- Monica? Um... - Yeah."
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"No, why?"
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"I was just playing with him, and we were doing the "Alphabet Song"..."
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"...which he's good at. But he left out "E" and "F.""
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"It's like they just, uh, I don't know, fell out of his head."
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"Really?"
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"...kind of funny."
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"It's like his left leg is moving a lot faster than his right leg."
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"Yeah, he's in there, just sort of, you know..."
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"I hope it's still funny when you're in hell."
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"You jerk!"
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"MONICA: You know I love that kid! ROSS: Monica bang! Monica bang!"
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"I'll get the hat."
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"I have something to tell you."
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"And I want you to let me get through it..."
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"...because..."
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"Okay."
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"I don't want to be the guy that breaks up a family."
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"Whenever I'd see him, I'd always think:"
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""You're the reason. You are why they're not together.""
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"And I hated that guy."
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"And it didn't matter how nice he was or how happy he made my dad."
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"Yeah, wow."
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"You're right."
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"Oh, God. But before I can say goodbye..."
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"...there's something I really need you to know."
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"The way I feel about you..."
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"...it's like I finally understand..."
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"...what Lionel Richie's been singing about."
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"You know? I mean, what we have..."
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"...it's like movie love."
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"You're my soul mate."
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"I can't believe we're not gonna spend the rest of our lives together."
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"Then don't leave me."
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"What?"
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"No, you were right! I gotta give my marriage another chance."
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"No, I say you have to give your divorce another chance!"
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"Oh, don't go."
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"No, I gotta go."
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"No. No. No, no."
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"- People are looking. - I don't care."
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"I don't care!"
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"Yeah, um, okay. I'm..."
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"I'm leaving now."
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"You can't leave! I have your shoe!"
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"Goodbye, Chandler Bing."
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"Rachel has those in burgundy."
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"Remember, something this big and long will be very difficult to maneuver."
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"Fortunately, I have experience in that area."
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"[GIGGLING]"
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"Can we please focus here? A naked man's life hangs in the balance."
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"I'm telling you, he's dead."
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"What we're about to have here is a dead fat guy on a stick!"
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"All right, ladies and gentlemen, let's poke."
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"Steady."
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"Okay, a little higher."
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