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Clips from Scrubs - My Deja Vu, My Deja Vu (S05E05)

"[All] # Welcome back"
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"# Your dreams were your ticket out"
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"# To that same old place that you laughed about"
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"# And them dreams have remained since you turned around"
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"J.D.!"
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"# Who'd have thought they'd lead you? Who'd have thought they'd lead you? #"
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"[J.D.] Since Dr. Cox was back, I decided to knock out all my errands extra quick."
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"First, I grabbed a quick lunch."
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"- [Brakes squealing] - [Truck horn honking]"
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"# I'm no Superman #"
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"[J.D.] With Sasha back in the scooter shop,"
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"I decided to buy a bike and get some exercise."
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"I can't remember what happened to my old bike."
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"I'm gonna go ahead and write you a prescription for two testicles."
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"When you work at a hospital five years,"
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"You know, doctor, I'm getting tired of your sexual innuendo."
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"Dr. Kelso, it's so cold in Pediatrics, the kids are wearing mittens."
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"Bob Kelso. How you doing?"
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"feeling like you've lived the same moments a thousand times."
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"Whether it's Turk's tepid response to the baby stuff Carla makes him do..."
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"Friday, we meet the baby-proofer at the apartment."
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"Barbie, why did you order this test? For the love of God,"
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"Or the Janitor having menace in his eyes."
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"That looks like trouble."
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"Hey, come here a sec. We want to do stuff to you."
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"- We were thinking... - I got a riddle for you."
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"I think I've heard this before. What are they?"
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"Look who's back, Mrs. Goldstein. It's Dr. Cox."
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"How was Acapulco?"
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"I lost three patients and spent the last two weeks on my couch"
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"I realized that that tactic would never work,"
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"All the best."
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"Is there a reason you're still near me?"
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"We covered Mrs. Goldstein while you were gone, but she's your patient."
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"Her BP's dropping. It might be time to push thrombolytics."
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"Yeah, but she could bleed out."
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"Then she could decompensate."
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"I'll be right back."
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"Did you guys just see that?"
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"Dr. Cox had to make a decision, he completely froze."
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"normally any damage to Dr. Cox's oversized ego"
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"would be cause for celebration. Yet, for some reason,"
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"If you don't want to be there for him, it's your decision."
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"No ball in the hall."
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"[Both] Sorry, Leonard."
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"They come three to a can. Why you playing basketball?"
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"I thought you had to have lunch with Carla."
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"She's taking a pregnancy nap so I get to do whatever I want."
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"I'm telling you, J.D., Carla being pregnant is awesome for me."
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"And, of course, ring of fire."
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"[Cheering]"
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"You went to Yale for God's sake!"
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"Relax. I figured it out."
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"A penny..."
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"Can't we just kill him?"
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"- Dr. Cox, do you have a second? - Of course."
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"I think you'll find I'm being quite literal here at work today. Ask anyone."
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"Lonnie, what happened earlier when you said, "Give me a break"?"
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"Had to be done. The man looked preposterous in aviators."
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"Oh, thanks for the reminder, Barboo."
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"What would I do without you?"
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"Look, joke if you want to, but you're gonna have to make a decision."
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"Mrs. Goldstein's life depends on it."
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"Hell, I'm gonna have a real drink."
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"Oh, come on, Kevin. You know. Make it."
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"Don't worry about it. Carla can't drink. She'll drive you home."
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"- Sweet. - Better idea,"
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"come over to our place, she's going straight to bed."
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"- We'll stay up late, watch Judge Dredd. - Ninety-ninth viewing!"
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"and ginger ale."
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"than the first sip of an ice cold beer after a long day."
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"I'm here pregnant, you two are having the time of your lives."
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"From now on, if I can't do it you can't do it."
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"- Carla, that's ridiculous! - Not you!"
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"That man knows his way around nectar."
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"I used to just look into my gut and know what to do."
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"Now I got all this self-doubt."
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"Barbie, you got massive amounts of doubt,"
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"Treadmill, crank the incline up to 15 and just run through the tears."
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"but, believe me, your gut is still there."
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"You really think so?"
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"I know so."
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"Thank you, Barbie."
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"[J.D.] There's no better feeling than helping someone out."
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"He wants to push thrombolytics."
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"Yeah, I know. He told me that three hours ago."
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"What?"
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"It's actually pronounced analgesic, not anal-gesic, all right?"
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"Unfortunately, yes."
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"As you know, I can't make a decision without your help, so here goes."
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"On Oprah, there's a story about Lindsay Lohan's eating disorder,"
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"but on E! there's a story about Lindsay Lohan's fabulous new Tribeca loft."
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"FYI, that loft is Lohan-tastic. It's vintage Lindsay."
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"When you walked away from Mrs. Goldstein"
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"anyone could've thought you were in trouble."
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"I had to go the bathroom, Barbie."
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"People, from now on, if anyone needs to take a leak, please notify Dr. Reid."
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"[Mocking] "As it is a pet peeve.""
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"- Oh, really? You think that's funny? - A little bit."
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"- Carla, Turk's drinking coffee. - No!"
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"Hazel."
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"Careful, Turkelton. First, it's no coffee."
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"Know this, 90 percent of all childbirths are accompanied by an accidental dookie."
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"Dude, I'd be a mess if I had to give up my joe. I have a full-blown addiction."
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"Guess I'm gonna look like a porn star when I'm older."
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"Hey, we solved your stupid game."
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""Brary," Troy. Library."
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"Two coins that equal 30 cents, one of them not a nickel?"
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"...a 1972 dime with a Roosevelt imperfection, today worth exactly..."
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"...twenty-nine cents."
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"OK, no."
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"Right. The other one is."
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"You lied to me."
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"It's a riddle."
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"Oh, your face is red like a straw-brary."
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"Don't have kids."
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"I hate it that you two aren't getting along."
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"I'd never be able to do it on my own."
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"Well, there is one way."
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"Elliot, save it. He's gone."
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