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Clips from Scrubs - My Deja Vu, My Deja Vu (S05E05)

"Fine, fine, fine. I will apologize to Elliot."
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"I don't know how you'll get her to talk to me."
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"Body! Get her!"
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"I'm talking to a patient here!"
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"Well, she's dead."
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"Stupid, stupid body!"
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"Too slow!"
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"I don't get it."
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"Turk, what are you doing?"
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"Baby, I don't have a damn cervix! And how else am I supposed to exercise?"
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"You can do everything that I do."
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"You can have yogurt, you can listen to classical music, gently rub my belly."
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"That's it."
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"What's it?"
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"What do you think you're doing?"
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"You better not open that."
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"but you better not drink it."
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"Fine, but you better not enjoy it."
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"Did you just bitch-slap my beer?"
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"Yes, I am."
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"I feel funny."
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"and only you could go through all that stuff you did"
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"and come out the other side the same mean-spirited jerk."
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"In fact, in the five years that I've been here,"
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"you're the only person who hasn't changed one bit."
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"I think I've become more patient."
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"I've learned that not all of Newbie's ideas are completely ridiculous."
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"Do you love it as much as I do?"
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"You have it on the chart he called me a bitch because he wanted to drink, right?"
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"Well, put it under family history, it's part of ours now."
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"All you had was a little round ligament pain. It's common."
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"Babe, I'm sorry."
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"You know what? This was actually kind of nice."
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"How was this nice?"
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"You being here with me, all concerned."
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"but nothing is changing for you."
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"So yes, you can drink."
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"And sometimes, when I'm reading my pregnancy book,"
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"And occasionally, on a Friday night, when I'm too tired to go out,"
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"maybe you can stay in and get fat with me."
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"I can get fat?"
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"The bigger you get, the tinier I'll look."
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"- Oh. - Come on, come on, please."
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"Fine."
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"OK, lookit."
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"You know you're not exactly my favorite person in this dump."
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"I started an "I hate Cox" chat room. Hasn't worked out the way I planned."
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"It's me, two interns and 14,000 lesbians."
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"I didn't go in that bathroom to take a leak."
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"that I was gonna make the wrong decision about Mrs. Goldstein."
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"I didn't want anybody to know,"
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"because it is so very important to me people see me the way they used to."
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"Bulletproof."
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"After five years,"
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"it's hard not to feel like you're repeating moments week after week."
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"and I want to get up there and stop it. You know what I'm talking about!"
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"Son, do you not realize"
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"[J.D.] So I guess all you can do is try to notice"
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"Whether it's Turk's response to the baby stuff Carla makes him do..."
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"Friday, we meet with the baby-proofer at the apartment."
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"Barbie, why did you order this test?"
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"For the love of God, are you a real doctor"
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"[EIliot laughing]"
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"It's a riddle. Two guys destroyed your bike with a softball bat and a crowbar."
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"Troy! This one's over."
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"and then she developed a..."
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"# Well, the names have all changed since you hung around"
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"# I can't do this all on my own"
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"You get it filled whenever."
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"- This isn't how you said it would go. - Troy. We're listening."
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"He never used to think things over. He made gut calls right away."
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"Listen, Reid,"
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"J.D. Robs the ball! Black guy open!"
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"I wouldn't be mad if that was the first time."
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"All right. She'll have a ginger ale,"
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"romantically, professionally, personally. How do you deal with it?"
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"Push thrombolytics."
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"Laverne, Dr. Cox made a decision."
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"[Whistles]"
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"My man will be there when his baby is born."
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"At least he's using good beans."
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"Yeah, we've been to the li-bary!"
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"No, 'cause you said one of them isn't a nickel."
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"Excuse me, Dr. Reid. I just wanted to let you know I'm going to pee."
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"Get a good night's sleep. Hey, put me down!"
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"I don't really have a section for that."
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"How about we just agree that we're never gonna be that close?"
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"I went in because I was petrified"
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"Thanks."
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"You're welcome."
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"I can't wait."
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"... or it not bothering Elliot when Dr. Cox gives her a hard time."
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"Of course he will. It's a different generation."
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"I couldn't help but smile."
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"That's a run I was gonna do, but now is awkward."
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"Then I returned some e-mails."
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"Sasha!"
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"Two coins add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel."
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"OK, two coins, equals 30 cents, no nickels."
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"You just have to have the courage to listen to it again."
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"It is a pet peeve of hers."
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"I'd get you together to talk, but you're stubborn."
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"I'll meet you outside."
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"- I was wondering... - You're done."
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"You still haven't made a decision about how to treat Mrs. Goldstein."
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"You know what?"
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"[J.D.] Ring of fire!"
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"- Head fight body again? - They can't get along."
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"[J.D.] Stay cool. Stay cool."
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"He was a Navy buddy. If you went through what we did, you'd understand."
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"or a doctor like Julius Erving is a doctor?"
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"- What? - You asked for a second."
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"Whoo-hoo!"
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"The pills go in your mouth."
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"Baby, you OK?"
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"- [Horn honking] - [People screaming]"
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"Ow."
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"which meant dealing with the skate rats and their famous ring o' fire."
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"trying to drink myself to death so that my victims and I could be reunited"
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"We told everyone you were in Acapulco."
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