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Clips from South Park - Eek, a Penis! (S12E12)

"I admit it, I was sexually lost."
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"but then she got pregnant and is having a baby"
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"Are we gonna get tested on this?"
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"and I thought it was what I wanted."
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"And then I go to the doctor, right?"
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"And I say doctor, I want to go back to being a man and he says,"
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"well, there's been too much damage, you can't go back."
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"Where are you going to find a penis?"
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"I'm a man!"
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"Uh, mister -- mister Garrison!?"
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"Could we speak with you, please?"
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"Uh, we think it's best you not teach"
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"Oh! Me, me! Me! Me!"
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"Principal Victoria! Over here!"
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"and I'll be back to check on your shortly."
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"Yeah."
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"Well, a penis is something a man puts into a woman's vagina."
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"I will give you all the money I have to just try. Please."
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"Eric, we've called you in to commend you"
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"for your role as student teacher."
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"After leading your class through review,"
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"Young man, word of your success as a student teacher"
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"has started the whole board thinking."
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"That sounds like a chance to really make an impact"
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"on some students who need it most."
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"Whatever, the whole class scored super high on the tests."
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"Yes, but whose idea was it to take the answers out of Garrison's desk?"
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"Kenny's!"
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"Do you know what those kids are going to do to you?"
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"A little middle class white boy telling them what to do?"
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"They are going to fucking murder you."
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"your new teacher."
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"And so here's your penis."
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"Wow, my penis looks great!"
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"How long before it's ready?"
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"Yeah!"
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"How do I reach these kids?!"
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"The reason that you think you can't get into college"
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"This is Bill Beeelichick. Coach of the New England Patriots."
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"Hey, I don't want to be called a cheater."
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"How do I reach these kids?"
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"Who wants to argue on a nice day like this."
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"- You cheated! - What's the score, effe?"
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"Look at the scoreboard, amigo."
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"the scoreboard says 2 - nothing."
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"Two to nothing, esse. Two to nothing."
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"- There! There you see it!? - Oh, it's just a little penis, darling"
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"- Your teacher's penis? - Yeah, that must be his!"
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"He videotaped the opposing team's defense."
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"Have a seat, amigo. Good to have you back."
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"he did not panic."
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"'I misinterpreted the rules.'"
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""I misinterpreted the rules." Say it with me."
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"I misinterpreted the rules! Again!"
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"- Now you sound like white people! - I misinterpreted the rules!"
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"What the hell do you mean you just put my penis outside?!"
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"Look, Garrison, my wife didn't want"
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"a penis in the house. I had to get it out!"
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"I'm sure that penis is way more scared of you than you are of it!"
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"You saw a penis?!"
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"Malita! Malita, hold on!"
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"There isn't any point to all this."
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"I won't be going to college."
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"And Eduardo isn't going to help me raise it."
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"And abortion is the ultimate form of cheating."
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"so whatever, they just cheat."
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"They cheat that little critter in their belly"
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"Is this pretty close?"
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"- What is it? - Call just came through."
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"- What's the matter? - A penis!"
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"What's that a penis doing in the my kitchen?"
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"Crap! We gotta go back around!"
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"# Someone, somewhere, #"
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"# Looking at the same moon #"
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"# Someone, somewhere, #"
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"- There's not a chance now. - No! We can find it!"
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"The school board is so impressed with your progress,"
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"The test is going to be heavily monitored"
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"to assure that there can be absolutely no cheating."
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"Uh, what?"
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"Monitor us in a private room?"
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"I knew it, man!"
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"Just before the last Superbowl,"
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""Let's win this one for real. Just this one time, let's not cheat.""
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"or else you can lose the biggest game of your lives."
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"You are the true dreamers. Tomorrow you will prove it."
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"You did this to yourself, Garrison."
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"and now all your money's gone along with your penis."
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"Why... It's my penis."
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"My penis came back. But why?"
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"I guess it's true. What's that old saying?"
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"The Standardized advanced placement test"
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"and carefully monitored tests in the country."
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"Twenty four of our students took the test"
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"- Uh, can we say something? - Sure."
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"Mr. Cartmanez."
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"I reached these kids."
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"Thanks to my very special new friend."
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"If you can't have babies, then you're a man."
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"Well, then get an AIDS test, Thompson, 'cause your wife's a dude, faggot."
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"Mmm-yeahhh. You like that."
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"Alright, Clyde, you're first. Get up here."
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"And so it appears that the local farmer's market"
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"could be soon facing complete closure."
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"In other news tonight, a South Park bio company is coming under fire"
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"for genetically engineering body parts"
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"onto laboratory mice."
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"This picture of a mouse genetically altered to grow a human ear"
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"has already sparked waves of protest."
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"What?"
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"But the scientists say the process could help thousands of people"
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"who have become disfigured and need ears or noses."
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"Holy freakin' Jesus."
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"Using common genetics and cartilage scaffolding,"
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"Here's the mouse you saw on television."
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"Once the ear fully forms, it can be transplanted onto a person."
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"Doctor, what about a penis?"
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"No, no."
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"could you grow a penis on a mouse for me?"
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"You don't understand, doing this stuff is very expensive"
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