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Clips from Rick and Morty - Raising Gazorpazorp (S01E01)

"I wouldn't even have anything to remember"
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"all the cool stuff we did, you know."
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"Okay, 60 for the resonator"
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"and my grandson wants the sex robot."
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"So we're just going to pretend this isn't happening?"
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"I'm not saying that's a bad idea. Just asking."
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"What do you want from me?"
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"Alright, back to... back to..."
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"Well, I'm intervening."
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"Intervening with puberty?"
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"You'll turn him into Ralph Finnes in Red Dragon."
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"Jesus, did I really set the bar that low?"
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"Rick, could you come with me please?"
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"Quickly!"
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"I mean the robot."
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"You know what I'm talking about, Morty?"
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"That's my catchphrase, remember?"
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"Remember how I cemented that catchphrase?"
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"Alright, alright seriously though."
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"Come on."
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"- Rascal. - Okay... unacceptable"
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"And that there is half Morty and half... who knows... what."
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"It's my bad guys I'll take care of it."
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"Hey listen, you guys quarantine"
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"the house when Summer brought olives from Mexico."
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"It might eat brains and exhale space AIDS."
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"We gotta be careful."
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"I lost the chance to be careful, Rick."
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"It's time for me to be responsible. Isn't that right..."
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"Well Dad, it's a living thing."
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"And it was born on America's soil which entitles it..."
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"Jerry, majoring in civics was your mistake."
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"Fine. I'm gonna take this thing into my workshop,"
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"It looks harmless now, but it could grow into something dangerous."
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"You don't think he'll turn into a monster, do you?"
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"They always do."
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"Why, Jerry? Why expend the effort?"
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"Life is effort, and I'll stop when I die."
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"Out."
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"- What you doing? - Well, I can't solve..."
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"the problem my way thanks to..."
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"Gross. I might have just touched one of Morty's loads."
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"for Morty Jr. on this robot homeworld,"
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"Gazorpazorp in the Andromeda system."
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"now that Morty is in the family way?"
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"I don't do adventures with chicks, Summer."
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"Oh right, because there is something about having a wiener..."
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"Grandpa Rick!"
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"Great, now I have to take over a whole planet"
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"because of your stupid boobs."
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"You're doing great, Morty."
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"Really you think? I mean I'm not doing much of anything."
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"What do I do if it cries?"
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"Then you put it down and let it cry itself out."
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"Isn't she? Yes she is."
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"She is gonna strip her attention because she was denied it."
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"You're gonna turn it into Mort..."
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"more... more... more of you."
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"Listen to me. I am not rewarding this behavior."
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"Give me my baby!"
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"You're both nuts. I'm gonna raise Morty Jr. myself."
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"Where is your hands? There's your hands."
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"And that's how we play happy hands."
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"At least we can agree on that."
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"Look, I'm trying to repair portal gun with"
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"with bunch of sex doll parts and I have to do it one-handed"
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"to keep these belushis from cutting you off."
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"What's the deal with this place?"
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"evolved that they replaced females with birthing machines."
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"The resultant lack of distraction and handpecking"
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"so they bombed themselves back to the stone age"
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"fake pussy with sticks and rocks all day long."
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"You ever see a line for the men's room?"
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"Are you hea... Do you lis... You hear me, summer?"
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"You might wanna cover your eyes, Summer."
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"is being manipulated through sex and advanced technology"
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"Sound familiar?"
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"Nice racket you got going on here."
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"Don't mean any harm. Coming in peace."
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"It's all cool in the..."
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"Oh, I get it."
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"Your slave is ill-mannered."
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"He is definitely my slave."
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"Oh boy, what's the opposite of..."
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"Am I right ladies and gentlemen?"
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"You guys kidding me."
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"Morty Jr., you're gonna be a special little guy, aren't you?"
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"DA"
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"Were you gonna say Dada? Say Dada."
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"Death!"
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"Domination!"
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"Dada?"
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"We're not telling you what to do. We're just sharing how we feel."
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"And now, weather. Is anyone else cold or is it just me?"
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"I am Marsha, ruler of Gazorpazorp."
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"I am here if you need to talk."
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"Paradise. We built it during the great passive aggression,"
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"- I'm here if you need to talk. - I'm here if you need to talk."
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"where they can discover a service to our paradise"
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"that fulfills them most."
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"That was just a baby."
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"And within a day he'll be an adult male Gazorpian,"
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"one of the most aggressively violent creatures in the universe."
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"You speak when you're spoken to ding-a-ling."
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"It's true though. One of your babies was born on earth."
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"Are you the ruler of this earth?"
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"- The quality of your top. - Do you love it?"
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"I love it."
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"I'm here if you need to talk. I'm here if you need to talk."
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"- I'm here if you need to talk. - I'm here if you need to talk."
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"If the Gazorpian is male your earth is in grave danger."
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"We don't have time for mojitos!"
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"I don't care Summer. This place is the worst!"
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"because this is a sane place, where women rule."
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"You know what I have to say about that?"
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"- Grandpa? - That sounds patriarchal."
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"Then this one is not your slave"
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"It's not dominated by us, okay?"
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"On earth men and women are equals."
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"Equals? We make 70% of your salary for the same job!"
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