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Clips from Rick and Morty - Raising Gazorpazorp (S01E01)

"Like you would even know dick about fraculation."
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"Not here Morty. We'll stop somewhere else,"
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"Oh, it looks cool, huh?"
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"- That's why you want it? - Yeah, you know?"
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"I mean... it's different from the stuff on earth."
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"and you know, I don't really have anything to..."
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"It'd be kind of cool like a souvenir, you know?"
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"Rick, why did you let Morty bring that thing into our house?"
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"back upstairs."
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"OK, now if we here squeaking we intervene."
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"Where is the sex robot Morty?"
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"Strange. That's usually the man's job."
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"Morty."
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"What is that?"
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"I think Morty's robot was designed for more than long weekends."
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"Genetic compiler, incubation chamber."
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"This thing could grow to the size of Delaware."
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"Oh crap, he named it."
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"Don't punish us for it."
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"and do a little bit of investigating."
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"Do not let that thing out of your sight."
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"He is a like little me."
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"1995 called, they want..."
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"their "certain year called wanting its blank back" formula back."
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"...that would make me better walking through a hole?"
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"Oh crap."
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"Help! Help!"
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"Still think it's a good idea to go through a hole without a wiener?"
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"Yeah, right."
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"I said "thanks, dumb dumb". Go get more."
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"Why is it such a sausage planet"
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"and how did such backwards idiots invent robots?"
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"Obviously at some point the Gazorpians became so"
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"allowed them to focus entirely on war,"
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"Yeah, like it was my dream to watch."
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"Grandpa Rick, where are we going?"
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"by a hidden ruling class."
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"There we go, Summer. Hey brother."
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"Hey bro."
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"Listen, I'm Rick Sanchez from earth dimension C-137."
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"good in the neighborhood."
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"- My slave? - We assume..."
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"where men are still permitted to be servants."
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"Dada."
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"Nice."
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"Plan your route accordingly and expect delays."
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"What is this place?"
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"due to their increasingly destructive behavior."
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"Fertilized surrogates are returned here to our nursery."
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"The females are placed into educational program"
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"The males..."
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"they get to play outside."
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"was born on our planet."
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"We will give you passage back home, so it can be terminated."
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"But first, mojitos!"
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"I can not believe... my ears."
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"Boy, who let the frogs out, huh?"
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"Grandpa!"
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"It means father of fathers."
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"and your earth is yet another planet dominated by men."
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"Seize them!"
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"Bad."
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"Yeah, but you can't go out there because..."
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"if you ever leave this house. Do you hear me?"
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"You ever noticed the ones with bad bangs always have three names?"
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"Rick and Summer of earth."
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"Just give me a gun, I'll kill myself."
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"The knives will..."
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"You were right the first time, okay?"
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"- Happy?! - Just ignore them."
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"that is a really nice cute top, that you're wearing there."
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"Top? My top!"
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"Yes."
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"And sometimes the truth hurts. But it must be accepted."
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"But the fact remains if you impose Gazorpazorp's laws on earth"
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"something, I tell you that."
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"Alright, that's it, no more History Chanel!"
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"I hate video games!"
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"You take that back!"
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"No! No, no, no! Stop!"
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"My life has been a lie!"
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"Thanksgiving is about killing Indians!"
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"My son is gonna take over the planet,"
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"Can you help me get him back?"
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"I suppose, Morty. I suppose."
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"It's me. It's Dad."
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"He's my son!"
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"And if you hurt him, you have to kill me, Rick!"
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"just like my parents did to me."
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"One minute you like how a shiny robot looks,"
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"But I want to murder everyone I see."
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"Creator of the nationally syndicated comic strip "Marmaduke"."
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"I never got that impression from reading Marmaduke."
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"See, you hear that, Morty Jr.?"
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"but, beyond that."
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"- About nothing - Are you sure it doesn't make"
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"On Gazorpazorp. Where were you?"
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"See everybody next week!"
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"and inevitably its impossibility."
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"My father..."
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"Smith Jr.'s mind-bending novel,"
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""My Horrible Father" in every store"
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"and on everyone's mind pick it up, we'll be right back."
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"It's a thankless job, Morty."
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"[solo vanity card]"
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"- Well, does it defraculate? - No."
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"Then it's a broken defraculator."
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"Yeah, yeah, and your species eat sulfur."
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"So lets say 60 smidgens."
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"I tell you what... I'll do you a favor."
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"I throw in a fart."
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"Hey, Rick..."
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"You think maybe I could get something from this place?"
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"Like a souvenir?"
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"Like just to have, like something cool, you know?"
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"because you know, there is always another pawn shop."
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"You know, I thought that robot over there, looked pretty cool, you know?"
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"And you know, you take me to all these crazy places across the galaxy"
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"to remember all those trips by."
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"Like what if you passed away or died or something?"
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