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Clips from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Josh's Girlfriend Is Really Cool! (S01E01)

"And exhale on an ah..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Now is the time to let your mind go blank ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ The yoga teacher is ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Look at me, look at me ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ I'm so good at yoga ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ I'm so good at yoga ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Exhale on another sigh ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ I do stuff with my body ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Like putting my face behind my knees ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Turning my hand into a shoe ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ As the morning sun kisses a lotus ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ I kiss my own hoo-ha... Can you do that? ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Screw... you ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Look at me, look at me ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ I'm so good at yoga ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Look at her, look at her ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Look at her, look at her ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ My father didn't leave me ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Nyah, Nyah, Nyah, Nyah, Nyah, Nyah, Nyah, Nyah, Nyah, Nyah ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I think you really cleared out some toxins."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I can see those heavy metals just pouring out of you."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Well, I do eat a lot of auto parts."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Huh?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Hey, do you want to go grab, like, a coffee with me"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"or something?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I only drink water."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's hard to break a sweat doing beginner's yoga."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Of... yeah, yeah, yeah."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"So, maybe another time."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Well, no worries."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Um, I bought a 20-pack on my way in,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(laughs) Yeah, I wish."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"But until I own my own studio, I can't complain."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"that's a great idea. Have you looked into stuff yet?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Because I-I'm actually, I'm a lawyer"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And I could help you find a cheap place,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"get a good deal on a lease."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Why would you want to do that?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Wow, did you, like, go to Harvard or something?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Your shirt says Harvard."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"That way I don't have to talk about it."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Hmm, wow. That's... impressive."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Hey! Oh, mmm!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"This just popped into my nogs."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Why don't we get lunch sometime this week,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and I'll just, I'll go over all the deets about leases"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and how it works."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I like boxed water."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Great."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"PAULA: So..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Uh, okay, again, this is not because of Josh."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(phone chimes)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Who's that?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"JOSH: Hey!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Hi!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, before we go talk, do you want some boba?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's like drinking little tumors."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"a little bit here, 'cause I heard"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"you were having lunch with Valencia?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And I thought you were gonna keep a little distance?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah, um, the friendship thing."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I know that we talked about that."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"But it just kind of, it happened organically."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You know?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I honestly, I barely remember it."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Because if we're just gonna be buds, that's all."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And the great thing is, if we're friends,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"then we can all hang out and it won't be awkward."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Right? We could have lunches"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(laughs) Right?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Thank you for letting me order off the children's menu."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You're so nice."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"So I really think we're gonna"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You think so?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It would be so perfect."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"The square footage is exactly what I need."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"But it was so expensive."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No, no. By the end of lunch,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"So, um,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"go back to what you were saying about your diet,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- 'cause it was, it was fascinating. - Oh, yeah."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and she told me which foods go best with my blood type."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and lean proteins and no legumes."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"REBECCA: No legumes, no starches."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"to a wellness coach one time,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Really? - No. No, it doesn't."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah, I think you did that once before."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Sorry, I don't like humor."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"'Cause my face has been dry for, like, 20 years."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Unrefined coconut oil."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"REBECCA: Coconut oil."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"We did? Yeah."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, my God, you're amazing."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh. Oh, my God."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Hey, you're amazing."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- You smell like roasted corn. - Huh?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I said you smell like roasted corn."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, thanks."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"God, I can't believe you did it."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I don't mess around."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Do all people who go to Harvard say it as much as you do?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"about Valencia having lunch with Rebecca?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(scoffing): Um, no, bro, I was eight years old."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Even I am not that big of a stud."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Hmm. Wait, why?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Uh, I'm not... not interested."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(scoffs)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Maybe I will throw my saddle"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, yeah, you're gonna ride that filly."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(grunts)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Men are disgusting."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Hey, don't worry about Valencia and Rebecca."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"They are not gonna become friends."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Come on, she's not a bonder."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"She can't bond."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I love you."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No, I love you."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Hey, what's-what's wrong?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Huh."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
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