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Clips from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Josh's Girlfriend Is Really Cool! (S01E01)

"$545,000 a year for a guy"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What the hell is she doing here?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ And so I decided to move ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Brand new pals and new career ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ It happens to be where Josh lives ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- ♪ She's the crazy ex-girlfriend ♪ - ♪ What? No, I'm not. ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"That's a sexist term."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ She's so broken inside ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's so hot."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Now, that's a good look."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"“Want to grab dinner? Smiley face.”"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, look at this."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Not that I've been checking, I was..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"He is going to a club called Spiders"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And so, we will, too."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"So... it's a different thing."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Like, not-not 'cause Josh is there."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Hi. Cool hat."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Let's go find Josh."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"why he's been dodging you."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"See, now, there it's possessive."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I don't care for that tone..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Or that reference. - Okay. Um, I... I..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"it's more suave, but... let us in?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yo, this is $500."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No, not tonight. No."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and all that stuff, man, you don't want that."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Gotta keep moving. Come on."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Just... easy, easy, killer."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"All right. You know."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"do you want to..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"do you want to hang out, do something else?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"There's a new Olive Garden in Arcadia."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I like alone time."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(exhales)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Price check on pork rinds."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(fairy tale music playing)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm just watching my ex-boyfriend"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Ah, she's okay."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, yeah, I see it now."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"She's got one of them secret booties."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, does he know you still dig him?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Hey."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"on the whole makeout-crying session?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Wow."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Um, Rebecca,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"let me introduce you to these two fine gentlemen."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I just... I-I really... I have to..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"We, um,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"trillion, like, a zillion years ago."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Summer camp?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You guys met in summer camp?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah, we were like... like, eight years old."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Hi."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and then we just became, like, cazh buds,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Well, it used to be Maria,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"God, I love that dress."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and you pull it off so, so well."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I mean, you have a great body."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah, I-I love it."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Well, God, this has just been the best night."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It was so great meeting you."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Can you get me two more pints?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, my God, she's so pretty, oh, my God, she's so pretty,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"oh, my God, she's so pretty, oh, my God, she's so pretty."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"the thing with us at camp, no one knows that,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Valencia, she sometimes sweats these things."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I think she's terrific."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"we instantly bonded? Actually, I..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I would like to be friends with her."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What? No."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"That's not a good idea."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- I got to roll. Catch you later. - Oh, okay."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(computer chimes)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"First..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Mama got you the strawberry donuts"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's a Statue of Liberty key chain."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I don't have anything for you."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'll-I'll tell you about it later."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Or now."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"So, Valencia's interests"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"include tempeh patties,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I just feel like we have so much in common."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What's Vampire Weekend?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(chuckles) I'm pretty sure it's not that."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No, I-I read about it in The New Yorker."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"She is smoking!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"but I really like her."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You loathe her."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, okay!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And that is how it has worked"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You're uptight and weird, right?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"maybe she'll give you some solo time with him, so..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"That's not what I'm doing."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I know, that is not what you're doing"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Change of plans."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"How nice."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Welcome. Namaste."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Namaste."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"So, let's start in a gentle stretch."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ We are in a yoga class ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ And focus instead on how awesome ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Look at me, look at me ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Great each day “Namaste” ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ You're fat ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Look at me, look at me ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ I'm so good at yoga ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Look at her, look at her ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Nope, I'm an adult!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ I'm not afraid to get tattoos ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Most times I prefer it ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- ♪ I'm so good at yoga ♪ - ♪ Look at her, look at her ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ I'm not afraid of clowns and trains ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- ♪ N-N-N-N-N-Nyah ♪ - ♪ Boom! ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ I'm so good at yoga ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Nyah, Nyah, Nyah, Nyah, Nyah, Nyah, Nyah, Nyah, Nyah, Nyah ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"REBECCA: Wow!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
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