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Clips from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Josh's Girlfriend Is Really Cool! (S01E01)

"You know each other?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"met at summer camp, like, a million, billion,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No, we were..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"That was very important to me"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"when I was eight. I'm eight and a half!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You know. Kids."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Uh, this is Valencia."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Nice to meet you. Oh. - Hi."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"GREG: I'm confused."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You don't know each other from New York?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- No. - Nope."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(laughs) Oh, we, um,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and, yeah, that's-that's just, that's what happened."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Valencia, that's such a beautiful name."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What's the origin of that?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"but I never felt like a Maria"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"so I changed it to my mother's maiden name: “Valencia”""
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's the Spanish word for “brave”""
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Actually, I thought about doing the same thing"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"with my mother's maiden name."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Um, it's “Garfinkel,”"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"which is the Yiddish word for “diamond dealer.”"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Um..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Can I just say, like,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I cannot wear dresses like that,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, my God, I love yoga!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"'cause I love yoga."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You do?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Well, maybe you should come"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"to one of my classes."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I would love that!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- I would love to have you! - I would love to be had!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm just going to gracefully exeunt,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Uh, hey, I'll be right back."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Hi."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Hey."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"We were 16 when we were at camp."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No biggie. Just, uh..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"especially Valencia,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Is this because I look like a homeless? - No, just,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Wait..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Come on, dude."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Her! Me!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And I... I have no problem with her."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I don't think you guys should be friends or anything like that."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay, okay. No, you're right, you're right."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Just chill, okay?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'll catch you..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What are you doing?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"_"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"_"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(chuckles)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Josh's girlfriend is so nice."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Like, so nice."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Like, stop being this nice."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You are so pretty."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"for while we work on this arbitration,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(laughs): a long day."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"that you like from the place around the corner."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(squeals) And..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"'Cause you're from New York."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Do you get it?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah, no... (stammers)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm sorry, I love it, yeah!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, that's so sweet."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay, yeah."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No, I mean, like, right now!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"'Cause I want to, I want to watch it happen!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, okay."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm sorry, I always wanted a daughter."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I didn't, my-my kids are not daughters."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"They're terrible."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and Vampire Weekend."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Um, it's a weekend away with vampires."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Let me see her picture. Let me see her face."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Here, take a look, see?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"So pretty, right?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(laughs) Come on."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Let me tell you how this works."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Even if they pretend to like each other."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"since the day vagina’s were invented."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"See, okay, look."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You're like these two, all right?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You're Taylor Swift and she's Katy Perry."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No! No, you're Taylor Swift."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay, this is why I don't read this drivel, right?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Because it perpetuates the very misogynist myth"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"that women can't get along, right?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Look at this cover!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"“Femme feud, girl fight."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Who wore it better?”"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's like, “Who wore it equally?”"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Look, I get what you're doing"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"with this girl and I totally approve!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You befriend the enemy and you get more face time with Josh."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"If you really neutralize her,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No, no, mm-mm, no."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"That's not what I'm doing at all."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"at all... wink."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No, I... (chuckles) I really want to be her friend."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Like, genuinely want to be her friend."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Wink. - Stop winking!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, that's, like, now!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Eat the donut for me."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm gonna go. While I'm gone,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"the plaintiff has put before the judge, okay?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah... I love this!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Gonna use it on my car right now."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Go get her!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And just breathe."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Good."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"in a journey of self-discovery and reflection."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, you came."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Can I get an “ohm”?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(laughs)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Breathe in. (deep inhale)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And out. (exhales)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Good, now let's move into our first Vinyasa flow."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And breathe in."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
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