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Clips from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Josh's Girlfriend Is Really Cool! (S01E01)

"for a period of 18 months."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"This is what she did for you her first week of working for you."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Yes! - Let's go."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What? I got something for you."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"if it ever becomes a feud again,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Paula, that's really sweet."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Hi, excuse me."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Um, I'm here to see Rebecca Bunch."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Is she here?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay. Let's go..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Uh, I've been thinking about it a lot,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Um..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"yeah."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Do you come here a lot?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Well, nah, it's a little far."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"We'll see about that."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"to Vampire Weekend."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Previously on Crazy Ex-Girlfriend..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"So you're saying that I moved here from New York"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I dated for two months when I was 16 at a summer camp?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- I did not do that. - What's the deal with you and Josh?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- like, what type's his girlfriend? - I should go."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ I was working hard at a New York job ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ One day I was crying a lot ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ To West Covina, California ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ C-R-A-Z-Y ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Crazy ex-girlfriend. ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Is it always this hot?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You're getting a sexy SoCal farmer's tan."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- So I've been thinking about it... - Yes?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And there could be, like,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"a million reasons why Josh hasn't texted me back."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Look, he specifically wrote in his text:"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Which is the least he can do, since you left"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"your great job and moved to this dump to be with him."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Hey! I didn't move here for him, remember?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I moved here because I needed a change"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and Josh just happens to be here."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Get it straight."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, are we still doing that? Okay."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"All right, just let me know when we can stop, because"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I actually want to know what's keeping him"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- from summer camp. - I don't know."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- You can't take a person's personal electronic... - I just did"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What? Wait, wait, wait. Has he updated his status"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Checking? Oh, that is amateur hour."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You gotta change your push notifications. Look."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"with his friends tonight."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Spiders. I drove by there the other night."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It was hopping."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"But I always wonder, though,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"or plural Spiders?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Because every time I see a flyer for it,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"the apostrophe's in a different location."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"it's two different things."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Like, either the club is owned by a spider"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"or the club is filled with, like, a bunch of spiders."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay, let's go back to what you were saying."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You know what?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I actually really like your idea."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Let's go to Spider's tonight."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(gasps) Just, like, as a gal date."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"so that when I do my sexy"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(dance music playing)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Hey!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, yeah, I read that."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay, well, you can find Josh"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and I'll be in there just checking out"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"the local indigenous culture. Uh-huh."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Well, while you're in there chatting"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"PAULA: Yo..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You see my hat?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"but on my head."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You on the list, Mrs. Butterworth?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I got this. Sorry."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Sorry, she doesn't know about club culture."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Um... I should've done this earlier,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Um... yeah."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah, it is."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Look, if this had been a 20, you'd be good."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"But either you're a cop or you're a drug dealer."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Either way, y'all ain't getting in."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay. Yeah."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Come on. Come on. Come on, come on."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay. All right."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm sorry, not tonight."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Ooh!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"They're still figuring out their portions."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Nah, I don't..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No... oh, come on, man."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(whines)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"coming from New York,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"a quiet night is a luxury."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I love alone time."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And it was then the Fuhrer decided upon"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"the Final Solution."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What are you doing?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"MAN (over P.A.): Uh, Danny, could I get a price check on, uh, pork rinds?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No, I'm fine."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You know what?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"He's just a friend!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Whoa. Sor..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Um... so I-I texted you after the party,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah, I'm sorry."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- I've been really busy with work. - Seriously, though,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"could we maybe have a postmortem"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I really don't think it's the time"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"or the place. I..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And this is White Josh,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"except for he's white."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Well, we've all met."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Better looking?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Thanks. - He doesn't mean that."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Uh... it's fine."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Um, I will text you at some point,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Bras are in aisle one."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's right in front of you."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Are you okay?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
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