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Clips from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Josh's Girlfriend Is Really Cool! (S01E01)

"Um, that was, like, amazing."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah, you are really sweating."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Heavy metals, yeah."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Nothing, it's stupid."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"'Cause I'm just gonna keep coming back."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"so I'm kind of your sugar mama"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Well, your own studio. I mean, that's,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And building small businesses is an essential part of that."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And I can buy you a really nice water."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"have a nice lunch with Valerio."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Sorry."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Hi, um, so you wanted to see me?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It actually horrifies me personally."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"But if you want some, like, knock yourself out."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No, I'm good, I'm good."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I won't say a word about camp."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, my God, like,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I don't know."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"get really mad."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And you low-balled the guy."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"that guy's gonna call and cave."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and they said that my blood type works best with Panda Express."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, you were making a joke."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What kind of face moisturizer do you use?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Really? - Yeah, mm-hmm."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Long necklace nestled in cleavage."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(cell phone chimes) Hold on."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Hold that very important thought."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"We got your yoga studio."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Well, I went to Harvard."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You've checked your phone, like, 80 times."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Why are you so worried"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Well..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Dude, if you want her, go for it."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Maybe I will. (grunts)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- on that filly. - Yeah."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- (neighs) - (neighs)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(laughs)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(chuckles)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"but I actually don't have a lot of girlfriends."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Which is a total lie,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"because we only did hand stuff."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and since then, I just..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, my God, I'm the exact same way."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- That's-that's really cool. - Thanks."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"but, like, you know, you should have reported that."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'll allow it."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"But seriously, a judge would not have allowed it."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Did he do it to other kids?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah. Yeah, we're... we're fr..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Valencia and I are basically the same person."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I don't know what she is... Guatemalan?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I don't know, don't quote me on that."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Anyway, between us, it's like we're Siamese souls."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No, I got it."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- What?! - Wow."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Are you jealous?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Let's just do this stupid meeting"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm realizing that now as I see the horrified looks"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Let's get down to business,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"shall we?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, I got to go get ready."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(dance music pulsates)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Uh, love your dress."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, um, you too, bitches."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Do you want to take a selfie?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Brendan, I told you I had to work late."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay, you know what, figure it out."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- (whoops) - (whoops)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Uh, uh, I thought we were off sugar, Valencia."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, you're funny."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm starting to like humor."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"This? This is called a metallic mini."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What are you up to, you duplicitous minx?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay. Come on."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay. (whoops)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm just gonna go dance with my friend, though, so..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Hey, whatever happened with you and your ex?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Don't worry."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Hey, I'll see you at the market."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Just please... just please don't say anything."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ And take over your identity ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Want to own you and cartoon you ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Fly your dirty panties like a kite ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Break into your mom's house, collect your baby teeth ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Make my body like your body ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Cute kissing."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Just back off, okay?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- You think? - Hey, shh, come on."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"The reason why, the reason with her... Valencia?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"See, okay, it all makes sense,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"because it's a circle of love."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(groans)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"REBECCA: Um..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"so I'd like to start by saying"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"when, uh, I went to camp..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Why did you lie to me?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I-I was afraid. I was afraid."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I was afraid."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and my Josh."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Are you okay?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"telling the truth from the beginning"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"probably would've been the better option here?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Maybe get a cup of coffee?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Well, I don't know about that."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You know Luna Bars are for women, right?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah, I think they have, like, menstrual blood in them."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Can I get the number for Luna Bars customer service?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I feel like I've lost her."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I know I still have you."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Hey."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm such a bad friend."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"They were very nice."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and will reimburse Mr. Robertson for all of his relocation fees"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"for the entire duration of construction."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Also, he will provide a free lease"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
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