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Clips from Scrubs - My Fruit Cups (S02E02)

"My mother lives with me all year."
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"My Aunt has to take care of her for one week"
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"and she won't stop bitching."
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"My dad's coming in to town for a conference tomorrow."
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"- You don't seem stressed out. - I haven't pooed in six days."
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"I probably could."
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"Dr Reid, I'm Dr Gerson. We were just wondering"
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"if you have any thoughts about your specialty,"
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"Give me a second. I'm figuring something out for a patient."
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"I'm glad we all finally experimented with each other,"
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"- Julie! - Hey, Rob! Good to see you."
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"Those Gyno Girls are putting the pressure on."
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"We must have looked at a hundred women's bajingos today."
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"Is that because it looks so much like a vagina?"
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"Carla, there's people! You know, forget it."
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"I'm gonna tell them I'm not interested."
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"I think you should."
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"It could be the funny face I made with my peas."
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"But, gun to my head, I'd say I'm laughing"
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"Now, will a lollipop put a smile on your face?"
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"if you'd like to make another $300."
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"Luckily for Turk, revenge is a dish best served cold."
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"Oh. Well, that's good."
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"Yep. In fact, right now I'm dusting for fingerprints."
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"I finished those discharge dictations you wanted,"
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"And here comes the wink."
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"OK, maybe I'll start it off."
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"I'm not. My girlfriend serviced most of the staff."
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"I'm proud of her commitment to medicine."
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"Good, good. Your mom re-did the bedroom again."
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"You don't want to be a couple that does everything together."
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"- Hello? - I just wanted you to know,"
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"Yes, I heard about your note."
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"The point is that I'm out."
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"That was your mom. She said to say something."
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"You told her to talk to me?"
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"Come on, I want to go see the department."
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"Paging Dr Backbone to the Bajingo Ward."
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"You wanna grab a couple of beers tonight?"
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"That's funny. The lady didn't call me."
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"- and I Marcia Brady'd your ass. - What?"
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"When Marcia worked at the ice-cream shop,"
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"so they fired Marcia."
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"- Stay tuned for Survivor. - I so don't think so."
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"Hey, I was watching that."
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"Just for being so jealous and pissy lately."
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"I guess I just kinda got hung up on the fact"
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"that you were with, you know, Dr Jasper,"
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"and Dr Michaels,"
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"and Dr Stone... Was it his ear hair?"
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"Is that what was so compelling about him? Never mind."
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"The point is that this relationship here"
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"and I won't let anything from our past"
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"Excellent."
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"Jordan, please tell me you ate a raccoon"
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"- Who are you? - Who do you think I am?"
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"Well, you have keys to the apartment,"
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"so I'm gonna say the maid."
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"Julie, this is my ex-wife, Jordan."
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"Would you like me to call you a cab,"
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"because I think you're done."
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"I'm already bored by you. I will be in the bedroom."
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"Come join me when Tubby leaves."
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"I was at this fabulous hotel in Greece,"
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"chock full of available, wealthy men..."
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"- So it was the bellboy? - Or busboy, or pool-boy."
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"Something "boy." I don't know."
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"Then I thought, I've been drifting through life all these years."
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"I need to look into my heart and see what really matters to me."
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"Anyway, I decided to keep the stupid kid."
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"Because I've also decided that I want you back."
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"Yep, we got him. And he's gonna pay."
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"They're arresting him for stealing pudding and toilet paper?"
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"No, they found 20 bottles of Vicodin in his backpack."
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"I have one of those French things"
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"that shoots water up your butt."
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"- I miss you. - I miss you too."
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"I thought I was going to see you last night."
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"I frickin' caught an EMT shift,"
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"So this is where we all hang out. It's neat, huh?"
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"It's a hellhole."
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"But don't you think that maybe it's time"
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"I'd have to say "no.""
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"Good God. Someone vomited on my hotdog."
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"It's chilli, Dad, OK? And you know what?"
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"Are you ever coming in, Perry?"
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"You can join us, but I doubt you'll fit on the bed."
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"Everywhere anybody looks, they'll see you."
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"- Oh, it is so on. - Bring it."
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"Oh, I think I'm gonna be sick."
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"Hey, help me carry this computer to my van."
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"You can't just take a computer."
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"Look, morning sickness sucks. Believe me, I know."
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"I've been there."
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"No. I don't know."
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"I'm just completely hormonal."
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"I mean, you try going from out-of-control horny"
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"You think you could help me out?"
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"Bambi, I've got ten messages from my mother,"
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"my Aunt Marie keeps calling me about my mother,"
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"I gotta run home and put out canned cat food"
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"because the dry stuff doesn't cut it anymore,"
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"plus Turk and I can't be together"
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"That's it for me. I'm gonna get my stuff and leave."
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""We" need to scrape some money together."
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"Yeah, I know."
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"So you finally stood up to your father?"
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"And he cut you off, no money, no nothing?"
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"Wow, this is a big place."
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"Do you know where I could find some boxes?"
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"So, is your ex-wife like, "all women are crazy" crazy,"
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"she's going through a rough time right now,"
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"and she's used to leaning on me,"
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"which in her current condition is actually causing me"
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"I guess it was a pretty easy decision, huh?"
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"it turns out it was the easiest decision I ever made."
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"So the whole vulnerable crying thing worked, huh?"
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"You do realize I'm pregnant, don't you?"
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"Cheers."
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"Me, too."
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