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Clips from Scrubs - My Fruit Cups (S02E02)

"not a lot of sleeping takes place."
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"Mr Rodriguez is coding."
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"like waking up in your own bed."
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"while her building is being fumigated."
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"The average resident owes over $ 100,000"
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"Or you can moonlight at an urgent care centre."
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"Or... Well, you know."
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"There's been several thefts. We're doing bag checks."
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"He doesn't have a bag."
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"Of course, if he was checking my trunk..."
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"Get me a butterscotch, buddy."
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"You did exceptional work today, Newbie, and I'm proud of you."
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"- No, no problem, sir. - Attaboy."
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"Because I did exceptional work today."
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"Hey, babe."
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"Is there one bathroom in this damn place"
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"carrying around a basket of leaves?"
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"That's actually pronounced analgesic, not "anal"-gesic."
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"Sir, the pills go in your mouth."
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"Twice this morning, and I haven't even had my coffee yet."
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"I'm just saying, if I had to get three by lunch,"
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"that's usually dominated by women."
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"because we really think you're OB/GYN material."
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"JD, I can't go with Dr Gerson because I have to help you, right?"
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"but I'll never do it again."
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"God, I just hate that every doctor you ever gave a drug sample to"
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"I mean, I can't even look at my own bajingo, you know?"
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"- Sir, why are you laughing? - Who knows?"
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"at the notion that you could stand up to anyone."
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"There we go."
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"Hold this for me."
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"Not unlike this tapioca pudding."
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"We're zeroing in on the guy that's been stealing stuff."
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"My God, Sabrina, you had better tell me you had laser eye surgery"
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"and they accidentally severed the muscle that holds that lid up,"
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"I didn't mean anything by it. I wink at everybody."
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"Save it for the bathhouses, sport."
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"Oh, boy."
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"Don't be angry at Bambi."
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"- Would you get off my ex-wife? - I will if you will."
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"So, Dad, how are things at home?"
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"Sorry."
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"So, did Dr Gerson ever contact you?"
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"Marcia Gets Creamed, season five, episode three."
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"There's no way they liked you better than me."
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"What? That's not even true. You're a jackass."
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"Really? For what?"
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"- Deal? - Deal."
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"Jordan, this is my girlfriend, Julie."
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"OK, that was a treat, wasn't it?"
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"Oh, no. He called you his girlfriend."
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"Anyway, when I first found out, I panicked."
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"Cut out the middle man and have a therapist deliver him."
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"Did you steal pudding and toilet paper?"
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"What? No! I hate pudding and I don't use toilet paper."
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"I'm not talking to you. And yes."
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"- You stole my money. - That was a finder's fee."
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"Wouldn't that hurt?"
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"Dad, why...are you so set on me being an OB/GYN?"
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"Look, honey, your highest income potential"
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"that you left those sort of things up to me?"
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"your medical school, your car,"
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"Now stop complaining and enjoy your damn meal."
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"OK, have one last fling, but I'll be back, and until then,"
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"So now you're ignoring me?"
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"Because of you I gotta ride around in an ambulance"
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"Hey, idiot. Ha. I said "idiot" and you looked."
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"Help me or we check the trunk of your car."
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"Hey, Jordan, are you... Are you crying?"
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"to clinically depressed six times a day."
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"Give me a break. I can knock that out on the way to work."
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"Hey, lady, I'm proud of what you're doing here."
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"Thanks."
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"Last chance. Do you want me or not?"
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"Oh, Jordan, I'm so sorry, but..."
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"Forget it. I was kidding. I was kidding, really."
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"- Help me up. - Help you up? Help me up."
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"You'll need two hands."
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"Carla, why won't Turk let this go?"
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"so we can send my mother to a decent retirement community."
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"- So what, Bambi, what? - We'll talk later."
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"Carla said something that made me realize what I had to do."
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"- What are you doing in here? - She said "we.""
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"It was a "we're gonna spend the rest of our lives together" we."
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"I don't know, man. That just seems big to me."
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"Can I run the siren?"
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"Yep."
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"I was always going to wind up with you."
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"You know, I keep waiting to get sick of pudding,"
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"Yeah, I think so."
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"You can keep the hundred bucks."
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"is what you really wanted after all."
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"All right, now, who wants a refill?"
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"- I can't afford this place. - Elliot, I'm $130,000 in debt."
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"- You look pretty. - Thank you."
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"You learn to appreciate the little things,"
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"- Sorry I woke you. - I'll live."
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"...that's just gravy."
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"Yep, there's nothing like mornings at home."
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"Hey, don't use Rowdy to cover up your giblets. Apologize."
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"in med school loans and makes about as much as a waiter."
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"So you have to do things to make ends meet."
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"Or you can steal stuff from the hospital."
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"What about that guy taking scrubs?"
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"Go ahead, narc. I'm clean."
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"Yeah?"
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"and I finished all the transfer summaries"
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"- on the nursing-home patients. - Well, what can I say?"
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"Did he just wink at me?"
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"- Is there a problem? - I'm just so happy."
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"And, Laverne,"
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"what is that delightfully naught-ay scent you're wearing?"
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"- Yeah, it is. - Why the hell is he so cheery?"
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"- We are leaving this second. - Hop on, Blondie. Come here."
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"that has toilet paper, or do I have to start"
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"This is the reason why your headache didn't go away."
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"We're going to be short a doctor tomorrow,"
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"so if you've got a friend that wants an extra 300 bucks..."
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"And they said they'll pay you 200 bucks. Cash money."
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"Sweet! Dude, you are like the best friend ever."
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