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Clips from Scrubs - My Fruit Cups (S02E02)

"So, you gonna marry her?"
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"I was gonna, man."
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"Let's face it, you can't predict what's gonna happen."
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"where you're going and enjoy where you're at."
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"Come on, let's dance, stud."
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"- Dr Reid. - I'm not sucking my thumb."
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"Tell me why we have no milk or orange juice,"
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"Like you can cover someone's shift."
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"- Is it clear? - Come on, come on."
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"Hey, Tom."
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"It's called Twelve-Hour Shift."
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"I ordered the fight on pay-per-view, got a six-pack of beer."
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"Oh, Perry gonna get some loving"
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"Hey, guys. Gyno Girls, twelve o'clock."
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"Obstetrics and Gynaecology is a specialty"
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"sniffs around you like a little puppy dog."
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"How about if Dr Turk sings Jimmy Crack Corn"
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"Dr Dorian, we could use you again tomorrow"
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"- Really? - Nah, I'm just dusting."
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"and I was able to get Mrs Jeskie on the transplant list."
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"I faced up to those Gyno Girls"
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"Because I found out you stole $100 from me,"
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"Look, I feel like I owe you an apology here."
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"and it's making its way through your digestive system."
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"Don't worry. It's not your baby."
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"If I were you, I'd gather your tiny panties up,"
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"Honestly, Jordan, why are you telling me this?"
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"Oh, yeah? Well, find this!"
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"Well, since I paid for your college,"
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"Oh, God..."
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"Come on, Turk. Turk."
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"- What? - Carla, she said "we.""
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"I never had a chance."
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"Yeah, they're both for me."
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"- I'm sorry I ripped you off. - Ah, forget it."
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"But sometimes the thing you didn't expect"
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"I did that cardioversion, I extubated Mrs Bays,"
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"She went to med school with a colleague at my hospital."
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"or more like "that assistant who tasered David Spade" crazy?"
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"to try to make me choose between the two of you."
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"Great."
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"What about the women you've slept with?"
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"As a doctor, you spend about a third of your nights"
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"ever get in our way again."
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"and I was riding in an ambulance all night."
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"300?"
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"and now your apartment and your living expenses,"
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"Dammit. Gosh, now I'm too proud of you to be mad at you."
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"and she got Jan a job, and they liked Jan better"
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"- Bidet? - Bidet to you, sir."
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"- Carla... - Hold on a second."
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"but with every cup I love it more."
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"I was gonna."
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"I usually don't like thinking about the future."
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"Or you can steal stuff."
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"Perry gonna get some loving Oh, Perry gonna get some..."
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"You really pick odd things to brag about."
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"Oh, my God. That's disgusting."
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"- Hold up. - Why?"
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"more physical pain than it is emotional."
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"I'm going to keep mine the way it is."
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"That's cool. Did they let you run the siren?"
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"Your ex-wife, that med student, your ex-wife,"
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"because you did not just wink at me."
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"I never gave those guys anything. I slept with them."
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"but, like, 40 fruit cups in here?"
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"and you know I get carsick."
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"- Pudding. Score! - Come on! Let's go, let's go!"
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"Hey, Dan!"
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"And it wasn't just like a "we're dating" we."
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"- Really? - Yeah, really."
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"Marie, she's only with you for one week."
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"or have the flying monkeys bring the broom around?"
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"Or your dad can pay for everything."
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"Come on!"
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"Being a Gyno Girl is a lot like being in a sorority."
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"Dammit."
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"Bajingo, bajingo, bajingo."
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"Moonlighting sucks, but Turk and I make do."
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"Of course, if there's someone there with you..."
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"Hey, Dr Kelso."
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"Don't ever question me on The Bunch."
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"Then maybe it's because I told her that you smoke the ganja."
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"the radiology nurse, your ex-wife..."
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"Where you going? Munchies?"
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"Keys still work."
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"You should grab your crotch when you say that."
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"as a female physician is in obstetrics."
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"everywhere you look, you'll see me."
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"sleeping at the hospital, but in truth,"
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"I forgot Carla is staying with us"
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"- Quit being such a baby. - Bab... You stole my job."
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"Stay low."
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"Maybe the best thing to do is stop trying to figure out"
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"- OK. - Hit it."
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"You're gonna be all right."
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"Though not for lack of trying. See, we have sex a lot."
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"I appreciate everything you've given me, but it's my life."
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"Yeah, all right. Make it quick."
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"cos I'm working doubles and he's moonlighting"
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"- Hey, there, sunshine. - Morning."
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"Hell, yeah."
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"How about if Dr Turk sings Jimmy Crack Corn?"
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"with a very strong and clear "no, thank you.""
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"Can't. I'm moonlighting at urgent care."
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"I know, but it's my place, so it's house rules."
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"is about the present, and it's about the future,"
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"Who did that to you?"
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"Jordan, I don't know what to tell you."
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"- Pretty much. - Jerk."
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"You've got to try and understand,"
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"Well, when I really had a chance to think about it,"
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"But, still, it sure was silly of her"
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"Go! Go! Run!"
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"as Neil Diamond?"
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