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Clips from The Simpsons - One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish (S02E02)

"Can I make one suggestion?"
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"Can we get up early and watch the sunrise together?"
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"11:30! That's just great!"
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"-Why did you let me sleep late? -You looked so peaceful."
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"There will be plenty of time for that! I got tons of stuff to do!"
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""Have man-to-man with Bart.""
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"-Come here, boy. -Oh, man."
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"I wanna have a heart-to-heart talk!"
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"After me, you're the man around the house."
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"So you have to help out--"
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"Lisa never lifts a finger. Go yell at her!"
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"Shut up! This is good stuff. I wanna share something with you."
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"The three sentences to get you through life."
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"Number one: Cover for me. Number two: Oh, good idea, boss!"
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"Three: It was like that when I got here."
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"-This is good stuff. -Let's learn how to shave."
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"Finally, the little spot under your nose."
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"Next, we take some toilet paper..."
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"...tear off some little squares and stick one there..."
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"...and there, and any place you're bleeding. There."
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"The blood will hold it on your face."
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"You son of a--!"
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"And that's how we shave."
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"-You little-- -It was like that when I got here!"
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"That's my boy!"
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"Want me to cut out this infernal racket?"
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"-Let me hear you play. -Why?"
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"Does a father have to explain? Let's just share your gift, okay?"
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"When the saints go over there"
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"Oh, over there!"
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""Make videotape for Maggie.""
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"What a surprise! We were just pulling taffy."
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"-The fun never stops here, does it? -No, sirree bob!"
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"-Flanders, can I borrow the camcorder? -Okey-dokel!"
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"Why don't you guys come over for a barbecue tomorrow?"
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"-No, thanks. -We have a propane beauty..."
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"-It's crying out to cook up good food! -Flanders, I said--"
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"Tomorrow? Sure! What the hey? I'd love to come to your barbecue."
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"I'll even bring the thickest, juiciest T-bones you've ever seen."
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"Sounds terrif!"
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"The joke's on him! I'll be dead by then."
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"I am trying to.... Is that it?"
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"This is a videotape for my daughter, Maggie. Hey, Maggie!"
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"I'm speaking to you from beyond the grave."
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"Hope that didn't scare you. Maggie, you're grown-up now."
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"Unless you taped over this, you probably wonder about your dad."
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"Hello? Yeah, he's here. Who is this? Milhouse?"
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"-Dad! -It's you. What do you want?"
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"-We've never been close, have we? -Not to my knowledge."
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"Never went fishing, played catch or hugged."
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"We never danced the hootchy-koo either."
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"-You do? -Uh-huh."
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"Oh, son, I love you too!"
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"How about a hug?"
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"-Dad! -Sonny boy!"
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"-Papa! -Junior!"
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"My old man."
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"I gotta go."
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"How about we go fishing?"
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"Gee. If I wasn't on such a tight schedule...."
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"Let's get some worms."
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"Well, no time for that."
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"Gee, Dad, hog my last moments."
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"Just a quick game of hacky sack."
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"-I love you, son! -The old guy's a little love-starved."
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"Move, you hunk of junk! Gotta make up for lost time!"
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"D'oh!"
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"I'm sorry. I know I was going too fast. Just give me a ticket."
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"-Beg your pardon? -The ticket!"
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"-That sounded like an order. -I pay my taxes. They pay your salary."
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"When I say give me a ticket, just give me a ticket!"
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"Look what else your tax dollars pay for."
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"That's sort of nice. What are you in for?"
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"Okay, Flash. You get one phone call."
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"I can't call Marge. It's our last day together."
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"I can't drag her into this mess. I'll call Barney."
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"Nobody's here! Nobody's here!"
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"Damn those answering machine tapes!"
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"I'm home! I'm home!"
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"-Hi! -Help me. I'm in jail."
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"You are? Hey, Homer, go to the window. Hey, neighbor! I can see you!"
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"-Get over here. Bring 50 bucks for bail! -50 bucks?"
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"What did you do? Kill a judge?"
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"Where am I gonna get 50 bucks?"
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"Pizza!"
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"-Why are we all dressed up? -Sometimes it's fun to dress up."
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"-Why are we using the good china? -Sometimes it's fun to use it."
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"-Why candles? -Sometimes candles are fun."
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"-Why wait for Dad? -Because we love him..."
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"-...and we enjoy his company. -Why are we really waiting for Dad?"
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"Forty-eight dollars and 70 cents."
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"We don't usually take rusty money."
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"It was on my list with a lot of other things I didn't get to do today."
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"Hey, my boss!"
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"Check out the luscious pair on that redhead."
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"-That's it, baby. Work those ankles! -Ring-a-ding-ding, sir."
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"-Burns! Eat my shorts! -Who the sam hill was that?"
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"It's Homer Simpson. One of the schmoes from sector 7-G."
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"We'll see who eats whose shorts."
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"Of all the luck. I almost died without telling the boss to eat my shorts."
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"Oh, Homer. Come on! You've got time for one last beer. Please!"
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"-Is Seymour there? Last name Butts. -Just a sec."
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"Hey, everybody. I wanna Seymour Butts!"
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"When I get you, I'm gonna pull out your eyeballs with a corkscrew!"
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"It was busy. Moe, another last beer, please."
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"I never told you, but sometimes when I'm at work, I think of you and smile."
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"So often I think that-- Oh, words won't do it. I love you, Moe!"
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"Not in public!"
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"-You'd better be dying! -I love you!"
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"-How European! -Come on! I gotta get home!"
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"I can't wait any longer. Hold on, Marge. I'm coming home!"
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"Marge! Marge!"
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"I don't have an explan-- Love you, love you, love you!"
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"I wrote a poem for you this afternoon."
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"-It's called, "To a Husband." -Okay."
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"The clouds are forming"
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"Give me a break."
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"But first, please heed this call That always will I love you"
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"My one, my love, my all"
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"Goodbye, Maggie. Stay as sweet as you are."
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