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Clips from Friends - The One with Ross's Tan (S10E10)

"Well, I guess we could try that. But it seems so harsh."
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"Feels good."
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"So how dark do you wanna be? We have one, two or three."
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"You'll face the red light."
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"When the light's on, the spraying's about to start, so close your eyes."
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"...pat yourself to avoid drip marks, then turn to get your back. Got it?"
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"- Wow, you catch on quick. - Well, I have a Ph.D., so..."
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"You sprayed my front twice."
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"- You never turned? - No. I barely got to "three Mississippi.""
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"Mississippi? I said count to five."
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"Mississippi-lessly?"
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"Well, how bad is it?"
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"Not that bad yet. But it gets darker for the next four hours."
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"Oh, you got sprayed with two twos and..."
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"I'm a four?"
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"- You might wanna get back in there. - Oh, okay."
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"How do I know when it's gonna start? Hello?"
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"- You got two more twos? - I'm an eight."
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"Thanks for dinner."
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"I thought you paid."
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"- So... - Yeah."
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"Hey, what do you say we, uh, move this onto the likes of the couch?"
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"[JOEY MOANS SOFTLY]"
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"- I don't know why I did that. - Okay."
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"Okay. Sorry."
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"I'm sorry. Again, I don't know what happened. I must be nervous."
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"I promise. I won't do it again. I really do. This is gonna be great."
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"No, don't get it. Let the machine pick up."
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"- It could be Amanda. - Oh, you're right. Oh."
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"I was just kidding about Rachel. Babysitting's a gas."
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"[MACHINE BEEPS]"
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"AMANDA [ON MACHINE]: Hello, Monica. It's Amanda calling again."
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"You're from Yonkers. Your last name is Buffamonteezi."
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"AMANDA: Let's see. So should you get this directly..."
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"CHANDLER [ON MACHINE]: Hello? Is someone on the line?"
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"- Someone's on the phone for you. - We weren't picking up. It's Amanda."
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"Uh, actually, now is not a good time."
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"Well, I said no to her coming over now. I couldn't say no twice."
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"Fine. Fine. You would not hold up well under torture."
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"Okay, well, uh, how can we make it easier?"
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"- Just work the bra, Joe. - Okay, got it, yeah. Absolutely."
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"- Okay, ha, ha. - Okay."
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"- Is this thing welded shut? Ha, ha. - Okay."
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"- I gotta get a look at this thing. - Oh."
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"Well, this is romantic."
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"I'm an expert at taking off bras. I could do it with one hand."
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"- I blame your bra. - It's a standard-issue bra clasp."
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"Then I blame you. Yeah. That's right. You threw me off with all your slapping."
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"Okay, look, I'm really sorry about that, Joey."
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"But do you think maybe, on some level, you don't want to take off my bra?"
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"No, I don't have another level."
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"I went to that tanning place your wife suggested."
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"Oh, and it gets worse."
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"Oh, my God, you can do a duet of "Ebony and lvory" all by yourself."
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"How could you mess this up? It's so easy."
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"- How do you count to five? - One, two, three..."
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"Damn it!"
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"How was your date with Joey?"
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"And then we were fooling around and he started to put his hand up my leg..."
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"...and I kept slapping it away."
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"You didn't like that?"
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"Well, it wasn't just me, all right? He freaked out too."
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"He couldn't even undo my bra."
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"Wow, really? One time he just looked at my bra and it popped open."
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"You guys have been friends forever."
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"The first time you kissed Ross was weird."
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"- Mm-hm. - You couldn't stop laughing."
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"Okay. That's true. That's true, we can do this."
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"You're right. We can do this. We'll just power through."
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"Hey, uh, Chandler, can I talk to you for a second?"
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"No need, problem solved. We are powering through."
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"You don't know."
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"- Hi, Phoebe. - Hey."
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"I'm sorry for screwing up that "cutting her out" plan, but I have a new plan."
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"Oh, okay, what kind of emergency gets us both out of here?"
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"AMANDA: Hi. Ha, ha. PHOEBE: Hi."
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"Hello."
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"Both of you, look at me. Look how young I look."
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"Oh, gosh, we have so much to catch up on."
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"Oh, gosh. So, Monica, you're married."
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"- Yeah, his name is Chandler and he's... - Oh, smell my neck."
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"- Musty. - Oh."
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"Gosh, this is brilliant. Gosh, it's just like old times."
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"- When were we not friends? - Well, it was 1992."
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"And I remember, because that was the year I had sex with Evel Knievel. Ha, ha."
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"Uh, we were friends in 1992."
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"No, I distinctly remember you were dodging her calls..."
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"- Oh, my God. - Oh, bugger."
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"Well, in America, you're just an ass."
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"Hello?"
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"Chandler, what's wrong?"
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"Oh, my God, are you all right? Yeah, I'll be right there."
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"- Oh, my God. - Yeah."
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"- Was Mike with him? - Nope."
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"- Hey. RACHEL: Hi."
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"- Got the champagne? - Yes. Ready to power through."
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"Excellent. Put it on ice, the phone is off the hook..."
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"...and, in the interest of powering through..."
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"Okay, sexy, sexy."
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"- Oh, get over it, soldier, we gotta do this. - Okay."
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"- Okay. Ha, ha, you like that, huh? - Oh, yeah."
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"No, no, no."
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"Joey? Are you okay?"
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"Ooh, that accident must have been terrible."
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"You look positively ghastly."
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"Well, aren't you a treat."
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"I can't believe you tried to cut me out. Why, Phoebe? Why?"
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"...and you were driving me crazy, okay?"
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"You were really controlling and compulsive and shrill."
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"Exactly. No matter what I tried to do, I couldn't keep you out of my life."
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"Of all the people I've cut out..."
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"...you were the only one who ever clawed her way back in."
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"...because I don't know what I would do without you."
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"I don't know what I would do without you."
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"Oh."
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"Well, I guess we should go back in. I mean, you gave me another chance."
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"- We should do the same for Amanda. - Yeah, I guess you're right."
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"Let me explain how this works. Go in the booth and..."
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"I'm gonna stop you right there, Glenda. Okay? Ha, ha."
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"Does it look like this is my first time, huh?"
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