Loading...
You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from South Park - Ike's Wee Wee (S02E02)

"- Ok, ok, that's fine. - Mmkay?"
South Park
"Mmkay, take a smell, pass it on, and when it gets back up to me, we'll finish talking about it."
South Park
"- If you drink alcohol you should uh.... - Hey, are you guys"
South Park
"gonna come to Ike's party this weekend?"
South Park
"-What the hell is a Bris? - I don't know, but there's going to be lots of food, and a band."
South Park
"- Sorry Mr. Mackee, mmkay?"
South Park
"Oh, oh, okay, whoev, whoever has the marijauana, just pass it up to the front row, mmkay?"
South Park
"How, how am I going to make ends meet, mmkay? What, what will I do for money?"
South Park
"- Why did they search us? That marihuana never even made it to us. - I wonder who took it."
South Park
"- No. - I know, drugs are bad because if you do drugs, you're a hippie, and hippies suck."
South Park
"- Look children, this is all I'm going to say about drugs:"
South Park
"Stay away from them, there's a time and a place for everything,"
South Park
"- Uh, bicycles? - Ham?"
South Park
"- Your heart? - Your eyes?"
South Park
"That's right."
South Park
"Ask your parents for once."
South Park
"Hey, wait!"
South Park
"Dude, something tells me this Bris thing isn't good."
South Park
"Hell, I don't think I've seen you around here before."
South Park
"They're going to chop off his wee-wee!"
South Park
"- Chop off his wee-wee! Are you sure? - Yeh dude! It's a Jewish tradition."
South Park
"and the, and they make it into a party called a Bris."
South Park
"Heartache to heartache... we stand, mmkay?"
South Park
"Drugs are an illegal narcotic!"
South Park
"- Your mother's made gahagafaka. - What the hell is gafagafaka?"
South Park
"- Meaning what? - Meaning we're going to circumcise him."
South Park
"but we had to do it later for Ike because he's a..."
South Park
"- Hey, you want something to warm you up? - Oh, uh, I didn't know this dark alley was taken."
South Park
"Here, try this. It'll warm you up."
South Park
"- Man, this alley is cool. It's so love and beautiful. - Oh boy."
South Park
"- I need one ticket for my little brother. - That's a little brother?"
South Park
"I thought it was a trash can or something."
South Park
"I'm sorry but we just can't throw Caucasian babies on an outbound train."
South Park
"- What? Why the hell would they do that?!?"
South Park
"They've just gone crazy for a while."
South Park
"Bye bye."
South Park
"- There, what do you think? - What the hell is that supposed to be?"
South Park
"I'm making a dummy Ike doll."
South Park
"Dude, I think your mom's gonna notice that isn't Ike."
South Park
"Not if I say he's sick and put him to bed right away."
South Park
"- No, go away, bad dog. - Dude, what did you make that doll out of?"
South Park
"- I used a bunch of bones from the butcher shop. - Is that why it stinks so bad?"
South Park
"I, I'm gonna take him up to the bathroom to get washed up."
South Park
"- Oh my God, make it stop! - Put it down you stupid dog!"
South Park
"There there Sheila, there's nothing we can do."
South Park
"Yea, usher us unto the Lord sayeth some Jewish guy once."
South Park
"- What?!? - He was not really a Broflovski, he was Canadian,"
South Park
"You mean to tell me that all this time"
South Park
"Dude, Ike isn't dead, he's in Nebraska."
South Park
"Hey you guys, look out."
South Park
"- Oh my God, they've killed Kenny. - You bastards."
South Park
"Sure man, finger-paintin's cool, mmkay?"
South Park
"- But first apologize to your brother! - He's not my brother!"
South Park
"At long last I have found"
South Park
"We were wrong for shunning you Mr. Mackee, and we apologize."
South Park
"Yeh, and now we're going to make sure you get the help you need."
South Park
"Look Ike, it's your Uncle Murray."
South Park
"Hello Ike, say where's little Kyle?"
South Park
"He's decided that Ike isn't his brother since he's adopted."
South Park
"Well, I guess the chopping is about to commence."
South Park
"Odifaner."
South Park
"There is a time and a place for everything Mr. Mackee, and it's called college."
South Park
"- Drugs are bad. - Drugs are bad."
South Park
"- Where is the little rug rat? - Right over here."
South Park
"- But, but, but son I just... - You aren't going to cut off his wee-wee!"
South Park
"- Kyle, what are you talking about?!? - And you, you should be ashamed of yourself."
South Park
"Don't you understand that us males are defined by our firemen?"
South Park
"- No! No it isn't true! - We're not gonna cut it off, we're just gonna snip it."
South Park
"Bris."
South Park
"Cookie monster."
South Park
"- Ike, you're ok. - Wow dude, I guess having a Bris isn't all that bad."
South Park
"- Except for Cartman. - Naturally."
South Park
"And so now children, your school counselor is back to tell you first hand"
South Park
"I was, I was wasting my life."
South Park
"If you do them, you're bad, because drugs are bad, mmkay?"
South Park
"Ok children, let's take our seats."
South Park
"This morning we're going to have a special lecture"
South Park
"from your school counselor, Mr. Mackee."
South Park
"Now, now, who was that? That is not appropriate behavior, mmkay?"
South Park
"I'm sorry Mr. Mackee, mmkay?"
South Park
"- Uh, that's ok, just don't let it happen again."
South Park
"We won't let it happen again Mr. Mackee, mmkay?"
South Park
"Ok."
South Park
"No, uh, as your counselor, I'm here to tell you about drugs and alcohol"
South Park
"and why they're bad, mmkay?"
South Park
"So, first of all, uh, smoking's bad. You shouldn't smoke."
South Park
"And, uh, alcohol is bad. You shouldn't drink alcohol."
South Park
"And, uh, as for drugs, well, drugs are bad. You shouldn't do drugs."
South Park
"Ok, that about wraps up my introduction. Now, uh, are there any questions?"
South Park
"- Yes, Stan. - Why do dogs have cold noses?"
South Park
"Uh, well, I'm not sure."
South Park
"No, uh, let's focus our discussion first on mari-ja-uana."
South Park
"Mari-ja-uana's bad. And it also has a very distinct smell, mmkay?"
South Park
"I'm gonna pass around just a little tiny bit, and I want you all to take a smell"
South Park
"so you know when someone is smoking mari-ja-uana near you."
South Park
"In the meantime, I want to get into alcohol a little, mmkay? Alcohol is bad, kay?"
South Park
"- Your little brother's having a party? Why, is it his birthday? - No, it's his Bris."
South Park
"- Oh, kick ass, I want to have a Bris. - And so, uh, that's why alcohol is bad."
South Park
"Uh, has, has that mari-ja-uana made it back up here yet?"
South Park
"No, oh, oh, okay."
South Park
"Let's talk about LSD. Uh, children, LSD is, is bad."
South Park
"It's a drug made famous by John Lennon and Paul McCartney."
South Park
"- Hey, are we supposed to get your little brother presents for a Bris? - Uh, I'm not sure."
South Park
"- Dude, you better find out. - Boys, are you paying attention?"
South Park
"- Mmkay. Now children, has that mari-ja-uana made it around yet?"
South Park
"Uh, who, who has the mari-ja-uana now?"
South Park
"I am very disappointed in you young man. You should be ashamed of yourself."
South Park
"- What could have possessed you to be so stupid? - I'm sorry Principal Victoria."
South Park
"Wehell, sorry isn't going to cut the cheese this time mister."
South Park
"I'm afraid I'm going to have to suspend you from school."
South Park
"But, but it was an honest error of judgement, mmkay?"
South Park
"I, I really thought it was important for the kids to know the smell of marihuana, mmkay?"
South Park
"It was an error of judgement Mr. Mackee, but I'm afraid I have to let you go for it."
South Park
"We searched each one of those kids, but came up empty."
South Park
"We had to let them go home,"
South Park
"and one of them now has have a lid of Jamaican grass because of you!"
South Park
"There, there now. Maybe this will all blow over someday"
South Park
"and we can give you a job as a janitor cleaning up vomit with that pink sawdust stuff."
South Park
"- Man, that sucked getting searched. - Yeh, my ass is killing me."
South Park
"And now it's almost time for Bo-bo's."
South Park
Show more clips