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Clips from The Simpsons - Lisa the Veterinarian (S27E27)

"Awesome."
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"All right, time to thin out the herd."
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"Do not panic, but the pools are infested"
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"with those tiny fish that swim up your wiener."
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"Again, do not panic."
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"If you think a wiener fish has entered your dingus,"
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"Uh, Lou, I need a big favor from you."
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"Oh, man. I... They don't train you for this at the academy."
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"Whee! Yes!"
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"That poor raccoon!"
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"He committed nature's greatest crime: coming inside."
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"Finally, a chance to use my online CPR training."
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"Lisa has a boyfriend!"
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"Come on, come on."
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"She'd have chosen me if I was wearing a real bathing suit."
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"For once, a life saved at a Springfield water park,"
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"where a quick-thinking second grader"
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"performed emergency CPR on a drowning nuisance animal,"
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"Where was Channel Six news?"
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"Filming gas pumps and their ever-changing prices."
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"Which accomplishes what? I don't know."
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"Yes!"
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"We saw you on the picture radio."
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"They sure got that right."
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"I'd take him with me,"
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"My dad's spending spring break in a cage, too."
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"And for saving that raccoon, I got the opposite of teasing."
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"I bet the Germans have a word for it, like, uh,"
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"gerstronkenplatzen or something."
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"And so ends the moment being about me."
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"What's going on, Chief?"
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"Which is a problem,"
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"I left my father-in-law on the sofa."
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"He's got to be turned."
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"Not unless you clean up this accident scene."
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"Hmm, I don't know."
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"being traumatized by horrifying sights."
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"Marge, do you know why I became a cop?"
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"If you do, could you tell me?"
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"B-But these crime scene cleanups, they're totally safe."
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"All the bad people are dead or, uh, at large."
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"Please. Please, Mom."
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"Wow, you even made the homeless guy look nice."
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"some fast extra cash, we are always"
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"looking for crime scene cleaner-uppers."
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"You know what they say: crime always pays."
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"Plus, you can keep any money you find,"
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"and any jewelry that isn't monogrammed."
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"Hello, little girl."
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"Oh, does your hamster have Tyzzer's disease?"
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"That would've been interesting,"
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"but I swabbed him for Tyzzer's and it came up negative."
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"My. You certainly know a lot about animals."
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"Is there any way I could work in your office?"
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"Oh, do you know how many people walk in here every day"
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"looking for just such a thing?"
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"No, it's never happened."
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"Grab a clean smock and follow me."
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"I can't find a clean smock."
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"Then your first job is to clean the smocks."
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"I'm ready, Dr. Budgie."
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"Hmm."
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"This is heaven."
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"You got to help me, Doc."
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"My pet ferret has lost its terrible stink!"
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"Well, that won't do."
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"the old stink gland."
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"We have stink lines!"
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"Well done, Lisa."
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"Ew."
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"All right, Veggie Kibble for Daisy here."
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"And no more food for you, Mr. Snake,"
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"until you finish shedding your skin."
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"Oh. You have."
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"No, really, I am, but are there any jobs that are more exciting?"
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"Absolutely."
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"You can hobble these crickets."
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"We have a hungry chameleon who's slowing down with age,"
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"but he still loves the thrill of the hunt."
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"Do you know how many awkward courses I had to take"
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"before they let me put my arm inside a horse?"
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"I understand."
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"I just feel like I could be doing more."
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"Oh, you remind me of a certain young man"
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"growing up in Stratfordshire-on-Corningwell."
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"He, too, was impatient."
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"Always thinking he could do more."
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"This eager beaver had to leave veterinary school"
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"and become-- ugh-- a people doctor."
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"And with the 27th pick of the 14th round"
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"of the NHL draft, the Phoenix Coyotes select..."
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"Lubochuck, Lubochuck, Lubochuck, Lubochuck."
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"...Cédric Bélanger."
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"But Lubochuck."
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"Not bad, but I miss"
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"The St. Louis Blues are now on the clock."
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"Lubochuck, Lubochuck, Lubochuck, Lubochuck."
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"Hmm."
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"Springfield PD."
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"Hey, I got a job for you right here."
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"Just bring a mop and your imagination."
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"Homer, I told you not to eat chili out of the colander!"
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"Do you need aphids for flavor?"
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"Lisa, could you come here for a moment?"
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"At last."
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"I'm trying to give this Saint Bernard a shot,"
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"I had an extra gallon of tea for lunch."
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"If I hold him, do you think"
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"Mm."
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"Careful, careful."
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"A single millimeter either way"
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"There it is!"
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"Be careful, Mrs. S."
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"I've never seen an angel-dust- for-guns swap go so wrong."
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"Let me start with this filthy crime scene tape."
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"Little Goldie here is listing hard to starboard."
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"Hmm. Could be fin rot."
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"Oh, no, not the big F. Arr!"
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"Do what you must. I'll say my good-byes."
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"A couple drops of medicine in the water, and he'll be fine."
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