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Clips from The Simpsons - Lisa the Veterinarian (S27E27)

"Hmm."
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"He, uh... he ate me car keys. Yarr."
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"Um, are you having an affair?"
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"But where did you get the money?"
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"What? Poor Marge."
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"I heard that can really mess you..."
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"...up."
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"And I get the police discount on cleaning supplies."
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"I was rooting for Kramer,"
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"but was dismayed when Kramer finally won."
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"Happy birthday, Martin. Where's the gift table?"
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"Right over there, my friend."
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"Actually, it's not so bad."
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"A couple of paddock scrapes, but nothing overly concerning."
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"You're a glorified cage scrubber."
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"Dr. Budgie depends upon me!"
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"I have felt the cold breath of kennel cough in my face."
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"I know why the caged dog scoots."
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"So when your lizard loses its tail,"
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"you're gonna need me to tell you it's gonna grow back."
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"Uh, it's a goat, not an elephant,"
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"and those are shrimp, not peanuts."
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"You're not a professional."
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"Hey, he's as good as new."
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"Look at him play with the kids!"
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"See, Bart? Life or death."
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"Okay, time to cut the cake."
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"Guess what, sweetie."
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"I'm wearing my snuggle socks."
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"All the same..."
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"I'm not in the mood."
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"What?! You've never said that before!"
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"Each time was after a burrito-eating contest."
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"But I won!"
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"Hey, I look damn good for someone who eats the crap I do."
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"Maybe we should just go to sleep."
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"I wasn't done with my drink."
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"Would you like my itty-bitty booze light?"
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"I've never seen him like this. He's so listless."
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"Who's lost the urge to kill?"
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"This dog is badly behind on his shots."
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"He's displaying the symptoms of early onset parvo."
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"I'm confiscating your dog."
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"And, you, get out!"
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"Prepare a thimble of ice cream."
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"Some people don't deserve to own pets."
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"And you get to decide who?"
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"And even worse, you've forgotten Nibbles!"
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"My homework!"
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"Is this true, Lisa?"
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"I'm so, so sorry."
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"Pet hamsters need to be played with regularly,"
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"or they feel abandoned."
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"If you'd gone to veterinary school, you'd know that."
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"I've got no choice but to operate."
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"And I need your help."
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"You still want me to help you after I was so arrogant?"
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"Lisa, arrogance is what made the British Empire."
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"Then lost it."
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"Well, we've done all we can."
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"Oh, he's gone."
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"He can't be dead!"
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"He can't!"
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"I thought we could save every animal if we just cared enough."
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"sweetie, look at this one."
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"See, Marge? The baby laughs every time the toaster pops."
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"Nice? Something in you is dead, Marge,"
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"and that's one crime scene you can't clean up."
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"And all for a fan."
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"A stupid ceiling fan that..."
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"I want my Marge back."
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"Hello? What is it, boy?"
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"Uh-huh. I see."
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"That's not how Homer Simpson does things."
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"Lisa?"
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"I guess we got to do this ourselves."
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"All right, get some paper towels, boys."
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"Lisa."
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"it's my baby's tears."
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"Oh, I should've been here for you."
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"You would've never let anything happen to him."
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"I was too busy being dead inside..."
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"...doing I don't know what!"
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"But I'm here now, and I'll never leave."
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"Well, I'll be."
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"Lisa's learning about death helped Marge feel again."
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"Thank you for curing Walter Pigeon here."
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"I can't afford to pay you, but I can give you"
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"front row seats to my magic show."
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"Sounds marvelous."
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"for coming to Nibbles's funeral today."
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"This is President"
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"Cal A. Bunga."
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"the school flag will be flying at half-ass."
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"Bart!"
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"I know that this is an especially hard time"
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"for the other classroom pets,"
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"including Mrs. Nibbles, Shelly the turtle,"
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"Sally Mander, Hamilton Fish and Willie's chicken."
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"It was either him or me!"
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"I see."
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"Please stand for Nibbles's final journey."
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"I'm finding Nemo!"
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"I saw heaven!"
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"You mean you didn't use the app last week"
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"the only cure is to roll around naked in the snow."
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"You have so much more trash to eat."
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"Steal one more breath, noble bandit."
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"Hubba, hubba."
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"Actually, seriously, could you do that?"
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"That's just it, I do."
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"It would be my honor."
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"It's fine. And it saves us money on haircuts."
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"Mmm. Aphids."
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"would not make much of a difference."
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"I fear he may have tangled with the wrong plastic diver."
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"Homie? Notice anything?"
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"Ooh, I thought the air felt a little more lively."
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"Are you sure you're not living a waking nightmare?"
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"No. Not one little bit."
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