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Clips from The Simpsons - Oh Brother, Where Art Thou? (S02E02)

"-From the Shelbyville Orphanage? -How did you know?"
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"Because I'm your baby brother, Homer!"
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"-Hello? Hello? Stupid phone! -Knock it off! I'm here!"
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"-I was silent due to emotion. -Sorry."
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"We need to meet."
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"Grab a plane to Springfield. We got a couch that folds out--"
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"I'll tell you what, why don't you come here?"
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"-Are we there yet? -Just a little further."
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"-We there yet? -Just a little further!"
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"If you don't behave we'll turn around and go home."
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"-But, Marge, I want to see my brother! -Homer, it's an empty threat."
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"Did you know you were going--?"
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"Sorry, sir, I didn't know it was you."
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"That's okay. Carry on. See the way I handled that, Marge?"
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"-What are you doing here? -What does it look like?"
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"We're losing to the Japanese. Why?"
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"-Unfair trade practices? -Mushy one-worlders in Washington?"
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"-Some gypsy curse? -I'm tired of excuses!"
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"-Why did I hire Harvard idiots? -You went there."
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"But Mommy and Daddy didn't pay my way!"
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"I had to work, washing your dishes and toilets!"
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"I remember you."
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"Persephone? What the hell kind of name is that?"
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"She was the Greek goddess of spring and rebirth."
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"She was carried off to Hades where she ate six pomegranate s--"
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"People don't want cars named after hungry, old, Greek broads!"
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"They want names like Mustang and Cheetah, vicious animal names."
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"The problem is, you've forgotten your roots! What are your roots?"
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"I guess they extend to when the Angles met the Saxons."
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"When white met bread."
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"What are your roots? What can they teach us?"
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"I have no roots. All I know is that..."
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"...I'm just a Ionely guy."
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"-What was he so upset about? -Good Lord."
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"Marge, this can't be the right address."
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"-Hello, in there. -Homer?"
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"-Herb? -You look just like--"
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"Except you got a little more--"
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"And a little less--"
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"-Herbert! -Homer!"
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"-Welcome to my home, brother. -Holy moly! The bastard's rich!"
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"Herb, allow me to introduce my family. This is my wife, Marge."
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"-You old dog, she's gorgeous! -Thank you."
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"-Hello, sir. -Hello."
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"-All born in wedlock? -Yes, but Bart was a close call."
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"Lisa, are you the hell-raiser your father told me about?"
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"-Do you want to hold the baby? -I don't know how."
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"Oh, what's to know? Just dive in. Catch!"
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"God, that new-baby smell. Homer, you're the richest man I know."
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"I feel the same about you."
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"I want you to make yourselves at home."
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"Any time you're hungry, day or night, Cook will make you anything you want."
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"-Even pork chops? -Absolutely. We've a tennis court--"
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"Sure. That's what he's paid for. If you need towels--"
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"Wait! Let me see if I got this right. It's Christmas day, 4:00 a.m..."
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"-...there's a rumble in my belly-- -Homer!"
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"-You sure love pork chops! -He sure does, Uncle Herb."
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""Uncle Herb" sounds so formal. Do you think you could call me "Unky Herb"?"
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"-No problemo, Unky Herb. -He's adorable. My nephew's adorable."
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"-Marco! -Polo."
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"Will you kids shut up?"
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"So, Marge, a little about yourself."
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"I met Homer in high school. We married and had three beautiful children."
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"Wow, we have so much catching up to do."
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"I just told you pretty much everything."
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"-Watch me dive! -Okay, we're watching!"
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"A millionaire! I kept the wrong one."
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"In the meantime, please don't do anything stupid."
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"Can I spit over the side?"
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"I love this kid. Hawk your brains out."
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"Got him!"
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"Cook? Sorry to bother you, but I got a hankering for--"
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"That's right! With applesauce."
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"-Pick out any one you want. -You sure you want to give me a car?"
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"You know what they cost me? There's maybe $40 worth of steel in them."
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"-Why not? -Americans don't want big cars."
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"-Give me one with lots of pep. -Our cars don't have pep."
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"-Why not? -Americans want good mileage."
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"Tell the nice man what country you come from."
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"Instead of listening, you're telling people what they want."
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"Yeah. I want you to help me design a car."
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"-I want to pay you $200,000 a year! -And I want to let you!"
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"Homer, meet my team of engineers. They're gonna build your car."
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"-Hi, team. -This project is our top priority."
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"I don't want to see anything till it's finished."
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"But, sir--"
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"Direct all your questions to Mr. Simpson..."
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"...the man with the vision. He'll bust this company out of its rut."
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"He'll change American transportation forever!"
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"-Oh, dear. -I want a pony ride."
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"-I want a boat ride. -Pony ride!"
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"-Boat ride! -Pony ride!"
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"Ahoy, mateys!"
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"-Kids are so easy to please. -I hope we're not spoiling them."
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"-What's that? -The onboard computer."
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"All right. What's that?"
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"-Why don't you get us some coffee? -Okay."
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"-Oh, boy. -How's your car coming?"
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"We're putting in an onboard something and rack-and-peanut steering...."
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"Homer, you didn't ask for rack-and-pinion steering, did you?"
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"How could you ask for it? You don't know what it is."
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"-May I be excused? -No. You know why I gave you this job?"
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"-You think I'm a genius? -No, not that."
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"-You think I'm dynamic? -I don't think so."
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"-You think I work well with others? -No."
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"It's because you're an average schmo."
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"-All you need is self-confidence. -Unky Herb, I don't know--"
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"Listen to me. From now on, before you say anything, say to yourself:"
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""If nothing else, I'm sure of this!""
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"-Understand? -Sort of."
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"-Homer! -What?"
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"-Answer with self-confidence. -Sort of!"
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"I want a place in this car to put my drink!"
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"-Sir, the car has a beverage holder. -Hello, Einstein!"
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"I said a place to put my drink."
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"The Super Slakers they sell at K wik-E-Marts are this big!"
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"-Very big beverage holder. -I'm not done!"
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"The little ball you put on the aerial so you can find your car."
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"Little ball."
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"Hello. Well, you know what? I'm glad you're nervous..."
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