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Clips from NewsRadio - Beep, Beep (S04E04)

"But I digress."
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"Okay, here's, uh--"
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"- The point I wanted to make is this right here. - What's that?"
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"Well, this is all that boiled down into one easy-to-read graph."
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"See, the red line represents Lisa's productivity. The blue line is Dave's."
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"We got a very serious drop-off of productivity here..."
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"And what's November 12?"
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"November 12 is the day you broke up with me."
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"Wasn't a mutual decision. Yes, it was."
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"Matthew's birthday present's here."
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"Well, it's not as interesting as this."
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"Guess how many pieces of gum Beth chewed last year."
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"Seven hundred and fifty."
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"One."
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"Because if I'm the only one wearing a stupid party hat, I'll feel like a dork."
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"Okay."
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"Now, when the elevator doors open,"
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"[ Elevator Bell Dings ] [ Together ] Surprise!"
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"Do you want me to go look for him or what?"
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"Ohh! Matthew, this party's for you."
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"Oh. God, I thought it was weird..."
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"and go straight to the present, huh? Now you're speaking my language."
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"Matthew, on behalf of everyone--"
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"but especially me 'cause I picked it out and paid for it--"
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"- happy birthday. - Oh, my-- Wow!"
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"Yeah. That is cool."
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"Yeah, she's, uh-- she's all yours, son. Oh."
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"[ Sniffs ] Ah. Nothing like that tiny, new-car smell."
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"And number three-- Eat my dust, suckers! [ Horn Beeps ]"
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"Look. Wh-When you guys are a couple,"
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"your productivity is through the roof."
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"When you're broken up, in the toilet."
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"Yeah, but what about these spikes? This was after we broke up."
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"Yeah, actually I don't quite understand those either."
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"Yeah, I mean, like, January 1."
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"Oh."
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"- It was the New Year's party. - Ah!"
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"Well, the figures all seem to be pretty sound-- Yeah, it's weird, though,"
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"Well, you know, I'd been drinking, and--"
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"Thank you for bringing this to our attention. Okay."
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"- We'll take care of it. - Fine. I'll just get out of your way here,"
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"- so you two can consummate this thing. - Uh-uh. Excuse me?"
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"Fine. You want to play hardball?"
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"I can play hardball."
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"Okay, maybe, uh--"
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"Yeah. Maybe this'll change your minds a little bit."
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"No, Mr. James, this really isn't..."
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"an issue of money. Here you go."
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"I'm actually willing to say that if that's, you know, what it takes."
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"So you two probably need time to think about this, so I'll--"
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"You keep that."
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"[ Door Closes ]"
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"Well, I, uh-- I suppose it can't hurt..."
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"- You mean on a purely professional level? - Of course."
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"for starters I'd like to say that I think..."
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"a remarkably harmonious, post-romantic friendship."
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"- Thereby exceeding all expectations. - Quite so."
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"[ Sighs ] Come on, Joe."
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"Yeah, I'm not nuts about it either, but Jimmy's giving me 50 bucks."
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"Uh, this is very thoughtful, Mr. James, and we were discussing your proposal--"
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"Okay, just hear me out. Hear me out."
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"Have a seat. There you go. Yeah."
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"Maybe a little bubbly to wet your whistle. Joseph?"
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"Hey. Today we have specials. Our appetizers are oysters on the half shell."
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"Oysters."
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"You know what that means."
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"I think I'm getting the hang of it. Listen to this. ♪ [ Scratching ]"
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"- "Lady of Spain?" - No. "Safety Dance." Are you tone deaf?"
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"Stuck playing second fiddle, eh, Jim? [ Chuckling ]"
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"Well, Dave and Lisa are better as a couple, right?"
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"Of course they are."
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"They belong together like "H" and two "O.""
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"I tried everything-- candlelight, oysters,"
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"Stradivarius."
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"I understand. Well, there's nothing wrong with a grown man..."
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"I was talking about me. Oh."
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"to stoke. Attaboy."
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"I don't know what it is, but you sure have the magic touch, Beth."
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"Just you, me,"
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"Okay, Bill. We have to go over your editorials for next week anyway."
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"Delicious."
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"Why is he doing that?"
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"Want a turn? Yeah, sure. What the hell."
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"All right, Bill."
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"Not so fast, cowboy. Come on."
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"Thank you. All right. Here we go."
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"Oh. Ho-ho! You gotta watch it."
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"[ Horn Beeps, Tires Screech ]"
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"Matthew, for the last time, Bambi's mother didn't really die."
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"- It's not that this time. - Oh. Well, what is it?"
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"Oh, Beth."
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"There's been a terrible, terrible accident."
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"Well, what happened?"
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"and-and-and suddenly, bam."
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""Bam," what? I ran into a woman."
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"And then I-I just panicked, and I-- I drove away."
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"I don't know. Well, I knocked her shoe off."
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"I know that much. Well, why'd you take her shoe?"
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"Because I don't want her to have any evidence. I don't have a license."
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"Okay, we get it. The car is small."
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"No. 'Cause what if she called the cops?"
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"The little, tiny ones?"
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"Okay, why don't you just take her shoe back to her?"
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"- Yeah? - The battery is dead."
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"- Hey, muchacho. - Hey, Bill."
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"You're taking it well, compadre."
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"that I have no idea what you're talking about."
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"Always the last to know. How classic. Yeah."
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"- I took Lisa out to lunch. - Did you? Did you? Good for you."
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"It was a lot more than lunch, you know."
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"A lot more."
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"Wait a minute."
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"Yes, coffee... in bed."
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"After we did it."
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"leave."
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"I just care about pleasing your woman."
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"Hi. Whoops. Sorry. Wrong office."
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"Whoops. Sorry."
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"- Hi. - Huh."
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"- I was-- I was just looking for you. - Oh. Really?"
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