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Clips from NewsRadio - Beep, Beep (S04E04)

"Yeah. I don't know if you remember me,"
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"for speeding off like that, but I--"
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"[ Both Laughing ]"
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"[ Lisa ] What the hell is Bill doing?"
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"I know. He even tried to tell me that you two had had sex."
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"What? Bill, get in here."
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"'Course, I didn't believe a word of it,"
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"Yeah, of course I'm kidding."
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"'Cause that would never happen, right?"
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"But you wouldn't with Bill, right? Unbelievable."
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"What's goin' on? [ Sighs ]"
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"I would appreciate it if you would refrain from making..."
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"implausible insinuations about my sex life."
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"I wouldn't have sex with you if you were the last man on earth."
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"not only would I not have sex with you,"
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"I would migrate to another continent..."
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"and probably kill myself with a boulder to make sure that your genes didn't live on."
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"♪ Unicorn, hey, unicorn ♪"
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"- Yeah? - Matthew, what are you doing?"
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"I sincerely doubt that."
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"Well, I know one who does."
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"See, apparently her dad..."
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"was a "lodge member," if you know what I mean. [ Patting ]"
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"No, Matthew, I have no idea what you mean."
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"And right now, that is my sole source of comfort."
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"Dave-- [ Car Alarm Blaring ]"
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"Somebody's gotta do something about this thing..."
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"Yes, I-I agree. I think maybe something needs to happen..."
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"Oh. Oh, all right. You read me?"
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"Loud and clear. All right then."
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"Yeah. Thanks."
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"[ Lisa Clears Throat ] Oh."
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"Uh, Lisa, are you still mad at me from before?"
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"I think I was just irritable..."
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"could you go apologize to Bill?"
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"Dave, the man claimed to have sex with me, and you believed him."
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"Dave, you know, there is more to life than work."
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"No, there isn't. Stop pretending you're any different about that than I am."
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"That's right. I forgot I'm talking to the man that broke up with me,"
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"because he thought that romantic engagements could affect job performance."
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"I was just trying to make you happy, and Lord knows nothing else was working."
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"Oh, Bill. Bill, I'm sorry for what I said to you earlier today."
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"What I really meant to say was,"
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""I yearn for you to plunder me sexually.""
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"Okay. When?"
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"Aha! So, the truth comes out at last again."
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"I'm sorry, Dave. I really want to get my work done,"
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"Fortunately, I happen to have..."
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"I'm busy tonight, but if you want..."
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"to meet me at my place before work tomorrow--"
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"Okay, Leslie, just put it right over there."
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"Dave, Lisa, we've gotta talk."
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"Oh, come on, guys. This is really important here, and I got a new chart."
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"I told you. I've got a whole secret team of observers working on this."
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"I am happy to say..."
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"I have seen a sharp increase in productivity..."
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"around 2:30 today."
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"Didn't you?"
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"Wait a minute. You didn't do anybody else, either one of you, did you?"
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"No, for God's sakes. I'm not insinuating anything."
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"Guys-- Oh, good, because I have some work to do,"
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"[ Door Slams ] Mr. James, it's not your fault. They've been fighting all day."
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"Since about what time?"
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"Uh, I don't know. I guess it was around 2:30."
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"Well, that figures!"
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"Oh, gee! I guess--"
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"I guess my secret study was a big waste of time, huh?"
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"Well, it looks like it, Mr. James. Okay."
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"Secret observation is no longer required,"
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"Thanks. Thanks a lot."
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"Thank you. See ya soon."
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"Are you sure? Yeah. I parked it right here under my desk."
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"Well, dude, you know, you drive a flashy car like that..."
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"What is she gonna do when she finds out I don't have wheels?"
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"I think I may be able to help you out."
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"What am I supposed to do with this? Just put it on."
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"What?"
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"Why don't we just go back to my place?"
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"everyone in the office for the past six months?"
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"Why do you have to wear it?"
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"Although there are times when I do..."
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"- miss the warmth and intimacy of our former arrangement. - As do I."
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"Here's that research that you wanted."
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"Hey, wait a minute, guys. Ju-- Oh! Oh, never mind, Beth. Wait, no. Hang on."
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"Ohh!"
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"Lisa seems to like it when I do this."
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"Hmm. I can see why."
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"[ Woman Screams ]"
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"I don't care about making you jealous, Dave."
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"That ain't the only thing that's real, baby. [ Laughs ]"
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"You know, this is getting completely out of hand."
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"Do you understand? Sorry."
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"[ Car Alarm Beeps ]"
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"So would you please clean up the mess..."
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"But while we're on the subject, uh,"
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"Yeah. Sure, you do. Okay, now,"
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"doin' it, as you obviously did do it."
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"No, we most certainly did not... do it."
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"which we all know is the most important thing in the universe."
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"No!"
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"Wait a minute. Mary's gonna be here any minute."
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"Hi, Matthew."
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"Okay, number one, thank you very much. Yeah."
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"Table for two."
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"Hi, guys. Hi."
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"Look how much coffee you drink."
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"[ Back-up Alarm Beeping ]"
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"Want to give it a shot? Thought you'd never ask."
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"Good. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a fire..."
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"Well, good for you. You know what--"
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"Joe! My car has been stolen."
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"the instant Matthew's birthday present gets here. Can I look at it?"
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"on-- I don't know-- around November 12."
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"I-I deserve that. I deserve that."
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"Good to see you."
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"Bill, you and Lisa didn't do anything."
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"- Don't care. I'm working. - Me too."
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"It means sex."
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"They're just so-- so damn stubborn."
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"Okay."
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