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Clips from Rick and Morty - Something Ricked This Way Comes (S01E01)

"♪ with the non-stop pop pop and stainless steel ♪"
Rick and Morty
"Thank you, Seattle."
Rick and Morty
"Rick? Summer?"
Rick and Morty
"Because sometimes what you really need is for"
Rick and Morty
"Well, I mean, traditionally, science fairs are a father-son thing."
Rick and Morty
"Well, scientifically, traditions are an idiot thing."
Rick and Morty
"science project with your dad."
Rick and Morty
"Yeah, dad. Why don't we do it together?"
Rick and Morty
"We'll get out the crayons, brew some coffee,"
Rick and Morty
"and knock this thing out in two or three days."
Rick and Morty
"- What is my purpose? - Pass the butter."
Rick and Morty
"Dad, I need a ride to work."
Rick and Morty
"I'm helping Morty with science."
Rick and Morty
"I'm busy."
Rick and Morty
"- What is my purpose? - You pass butter."
Rick and Morty
"My boss is this really smart,"
Rick and Morty
"Oh."
Rick and Morty
"You know my name? That's disarming."
Rick and Morty
"I also know you long for female company."
Rick and Morty
"Free of charge."
Rick and Morty
"Sorry I'm late, mr. Needful."
Rick and Morty
"This is my grandpa, Rick. He was just leaving."
Rick and Morty
"So, what are you-- like, the devil?"
Rick and Morty
"- What? Sorry? - I don't know."
Rick and Morty
"Store comes out of nowhere, all the shit's old and creepy."
Rick and Morty
"Hey, I'm not judging."
Rick and Morty
"Just like shoot straight. I'm a man of science."
Rick and Morty
"Grandpa, go home and drink."
Rick and Morty
"Why don't we do a model of the solar system?"
Rick and Morty
"Oh, okay."
Rick and Morty
"You know, Rick's in his lab, making cyborgs and"
Rick and Morty
"Of course Pluto's a planet, son."
Rick and Morty
"Morty, nobody changed the planets."
Rick and Morty
"They changed it in 2006."
Rick and Morty
"- And I disagree. - You disagree?"
Rick and Morty
"Some committee of fancy assholes disagree."
Rick and Morty
"Give me a ping-pong ball."
Rick and Morty
"Um, okay."
Rick and Morty
"I-I just have to..."
Rick and Morty
"Go find Rick and go over my head about Pluto?"
Rick and Morty
"No."
Rick and Morty
"Damn."
Rick and Morty
"Oh."
Rick and Morty
"This is gonna be fun."
Rick and Morty
"Hey, Morty, let me ask you a question real quick."
Rick and Morty
"Does evil exist, and if so, can one detect and measure it?"
Rick and Morty
"Cute."
Rick and Morty
"Your sister's boss gave me a microscope"
Rick and Morty
"that would have made me retarded."
Rick and Morty
"Ooh. Oh, boy, Rick."
Rick and Morty
"I'm don't think you're allowed to say that word, you know?"
Rick and Morty
"Morty, I'm not disparaging the differently abled."
Rick and Morty
"I'm stating the fact that if I had used this microscope,"
Rick and Morty
"I think the word has just become a symbolic issue for powerful"
Rick and Morty
"groups that feel like they're doing the right thing."
Rick and Morty
"Apparently, nothing."
Rick and Morty
"- No! - It's not."
Rick and Morty
"I don't care what anyone says."
Rick and Morty
"Planet, planet, planet."
Rick and Morty
"Stay scientific, Jerry."
Rick and Morty
"Oh, my God!"
Rick and Morty
"How could I not see this coming?!"
Rick and Morty
"My lust!"
Rick and Morty
"I deserved this!"
Rick and Morty
"This serum should counteract the negative effects."
Rick and Morty
"Holy cats!"
Rick and Morty
"Here."
Rick and Morty
"Sure I did -- to develop this."
Rick and Morty
"It detects and catalogs all your "twilight zone", "ray bradbury","
Rick and Morty
""Friday the 13th" the series voodoo crap magic."
Rick and Morty
"I thought you might want it so"
Rick and Morty
"you didn't accidentally sell anybody, say..."
Rick and Morty
"and then makes the murders happen in real life?"
Rick and Morty
"You're not intentionally selling..."
Rick and Morty
"Oh, I say, good sir."
Rick and Morty
"Here, you can use my phone."
Rick and Morty
"Don't worry. It won't make you deaf because I'm not a hack."
Rick and Morty
"So what?"
Rick and Morty
""So what?""
Rick and Morty
"At least he's active in the community."
Rick and Morty
"Whoops."
Rick and Morty
"Summer, you know, your grandfather's right."
Rick and Morty
"That's my business."
Rick and Morty
"Well, yeah."
Rick and Morty
"Fast-food gives people diabetes,"
Rick and Morty
"and clothing stores have sweatshops."
Rick and Morty
"Is there a company hiring teenagers that isn't evil?"
Rick and Morty
"This is my first job."
Rick and Morty
"You respect me."
Rick and Morty
"Please, call me "the devil"."
Rick and Morty
"Yes, perhaps not during business hours."
Rick and Morty
"and when that happens, I'm suing you first."
Rick and Morty
"It's even easier."
Rick and Morty
"Science isn't always easy, Morty."
Rick and Morty
"I'm king Flippy Nips, ruler of Pluto."
Rick and Morty
"You really gave it to those guys at NASA."
Rick and Morty
"Plutonians."
Rick and Morty
"where he's creating a model of our solar system."
Rick and Morty
"Jerry, tell Pluto about your decision."
Rick and Morty
"Um... Pluto's a planet."
Rick and Morty
"This is definitely gonna go to his head."
Rick and Morty
"- I'll take it. - But I haven't even --"
Rick and Morty
"Thank you very, very much. Great store. Great place. Bye."
Rick and Morty
"Huh. Okay."
Rick and Morty
"would have disrupted business,"
Rick and Morty
"- "Wholesome delight" for lunch? - Is that the vegan place?"
Rick and Morty
"- Yeah, I love their soup. - I'm kind of soup-ed out."
Rick and Morty
"What do you desire?"
Rick and Morty
"Oh, is there a limit?"
Rick and Morty
"Everything's free, right?"
Rick and Morty
"You pay with the curses, right?"
Rick and Morty
"But, mrs. Tate, why do you want cursed items?"
Rick and Morty
"Well, I'm going to get the curses removed at "Curse Purge Plus"."
Rick and Morty
"You know, the guy on TV?"
Rick and Morty
"a mysterious antique or thrift store that gives you powers but"
Rick and Morty
"[beep] with you in unforeseeable ways?"
Rick and Morty
"Bring it to "Curse Purge Plus"."
Rick and Morty
"I use science to un-curse the items for cash,"
Rick and Morty
"and you get to keep the powers."
Rick and Morty
"sneakers to make him run faster, but guess what?"
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