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Clips from Rick and Morty - Something Ricked This Way Comes (S01E01)

"Hey, Rick. I have to make a project for the science fair this weekend."
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"- You think you could help me out? - Whatever."
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"Morty, I think it would be fun for you to work on a"
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"Uh..."
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"You backed the right horse on this one, son."
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"Doing what?"
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"Uh, anything else."
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"Yeah, welcome to the club, pal."
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"♫ [ Theme music ] ♫"
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"It's part-time at this little vintage thrift store."
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"eccentric old man that treats me nice and values me."
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"Meow."
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"Can't wait to meet this fascinating character."
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"One never pays here-- not with money."
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"Nothing to read into there."
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"Thanks!"
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"Huh."
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"Tell me, Rick, what do you desire?"
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"Are you the devil? A demon?"
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"- Leprechaun? - Grandpa Rick!"
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"This microscope reveals things beyond comprehension."
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"wormholes and all that weird stuff, but this is real science."
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"A man and his boy, making planets."
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"Hey, how about we use a ping-pong ball for Pluto?"
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"Uh, actually, I don't think Pluto's a planet."
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"Well, yeah, but you know they changed it."
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"I just googled it."
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"Pluto's not a planet."
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"Yeah, I heard about that, Morty."
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"It's possible to disagree in science, Morty."
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"I disagree back."
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"Geez, I just got to go to the bathroom."
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"Okay, good."
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"The answer's "yes, you just have to be a genius"."
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"it would have made me mentally retarded."
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"This aftershave made women want me, but it also made me impotent!"
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"A price for everything."
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"I deserved this!"
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"You can have this back."
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"You didn't use it?"
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"- Ooh. - Be quiet."
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"Don't you want to make sure people know what they're getting?"
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"beauty cream that makes ugly ladies pretty but also makes them blind?"
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"Oh, harrumph."
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"Oh, oh"
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"Oh, oh that's beautiful."
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"You know it's gonna be wearing you in three hours?"
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"Stop it right now!"
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"At least the devil has a job."
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"What do you do?"
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"I'll clean that up."
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"the ghost lady that came out of it, but --"
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"You've been nice to me, mr. Needful."
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"I told you, I want to file a declaration that Pluto is a planet."
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"Well, then my son's going to fail his science class,"
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"Ain't no game, sucka."
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"Why don't we just make the solar system with eight planets?"
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"I was -- you know,"
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"I must say, summer, I thought your grandfather's outburst"
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"Nice."
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"Whoa, whoa, slow down, honey."
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"That was perfect."
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"Um... I -- well..."
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"What?"
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"Have you acquired creepy specific old stuff from"
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"See you at the olympics."
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"This eerily intelligent doll was threatening to murder its family."
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"You know, like how every other store in the world works?"
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"We're back on "Good morning, Pluto.""
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"announcement that is what, Jerry?"
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"- Can I show you something? - Uh, I better not."
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"Right now."
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"Mines like these suck Plutonium up to the cities,"
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"from diamond cars to golden showers."
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"And the more we remove, the more Pluto shrinks."
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"gotten so small they couldn't even call it a "planet" anymore."
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"and you could save four billion lives."
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"I wish this knot was looser."
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"I wish I knew CPR."
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"People like Rick are making me obsolete."
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"I just want to go back to hell,"
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"where everyone thinks I'm smart and funny."
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"He tried to kill himself."
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"Seriously?"
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"Uh-huh, yeah, I don't care."
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"- I always do. - Good."
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"Yeah, uh... Give me a sec."
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"These are the forms for the employee health plan."
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"All right, just one more rally,"
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"about outside the ministry of money's fundraiser."
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"You called it a planet."
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"Go on."
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"Um, excuse me."
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"published by the Pluto science reader linking Pluto-quakes, sinkholes,"
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"Hey, Beth. Hello?"
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"you know, I might watch a movie."
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"Suit yourself."
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"Hey. Hey."
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"W-w-what's going on?"
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"I'm flattered and humbled."
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"Oh, I like that."
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"People like that."
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"You can't kill the truth, father."
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"I can see you're confused."
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"Pluto-namo bay is a military prison-- a sort of play on words."
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"The young eat the old if you let them, Jerry."
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""Pluto is a cold, cold planet"."
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"Pluto is..."
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"we've overhauled "Needful Things""
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"I was Zuckerberg-ing people before Zuckerberg's balls dropped."
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"- Hey, Morty. - Oh, oh, hey, dad."
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"Especially dummies like me."
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"Morty, I'm not as smart as your grandpa Rick, but"
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"I promise never to make that your problem again."
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"Um... I'm just gonna take this thing in and get an "A"."
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"Oh, I -- I think I understand."
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"Maybe in a much bigger way, mr. Needful gave us"
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"I'll tell you what, though."
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"Uh-huh."
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"♪ knock knock, open up the door, it's real ♪"
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