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Clips from Desperate Housewives (2004) - Romance (S01E01)

"- A post-nuptial agreement. - I'm not signing this."
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"would kel over and die."
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"And, you know..."
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"I'll get the door."
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"For a brief moment,"
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"And though she knew she'd hate herself in the morning,"
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"- You're not going to die. - How can you be so sure?"
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"Life is a journey."
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"One that is much better traveled with a companion by our side."
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"But sometimes, we lose our companions along the way."
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"What?"
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"[Softly] I'm so sorry."
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"I have to bury my baby."
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"...figure out what kind of tombstone to get her."
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"You shouldn't be doing this now."
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"- There's a cop I want you to talk to. - A cop?"
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"His name is Sullivan."
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"I'm just saying, be cool."
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"It'll be nice to have you back."
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"Andrew..."
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"I would love you even if you were a murderer."
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"Oh, for Pete's sake."
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"Mom, would you please not flirt with the ice cream man?"
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"I admit I was way out of line."
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"What am I supposed to do for money?"
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"If you ever leave me for another man, I'll kill you."
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"I feel trapped."
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"- With your student credit card? - I own my own business."
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"I've 20 houses and I'm this close to getting the country club."
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"Oh, for God's sakes!"
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"I met Tim here at the Islands bar"
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"He dipped me."
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"You know how blue I've been. Why can't you be supportive?"
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"Yeah."
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"Why should that be a problem?"
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"Guys like you walking the streets without a care in the world?"
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"Now this file was misplaced..."
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"...understand?"
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"there will be one less cop-killer on the street."
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"Ma'am, I'm sorry, but your credit card has been declined."
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"Of course you may. Will you just give me a moment?"
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"Why call your parents? It's your account."
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"They co-sign for it."
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"So let me get this straight."
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"You play tennis, you know wine,"
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"You, uh..."
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"Well, you've made my day."
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"Smells good. What are we having?"
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"Andrew, you remember Reverend Sikes, don't you?"
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"Ah..."
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"you've started having some sexual desires for other boys."
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"I don't suppose I could get some of that?"
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"No. I'm gonna need every drop."
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"Go on."
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"...it sounds like you're giving up."
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"As far as I'm concerned, if Andrew is happy with who he is,"
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"- Your father is into S&M. - Bree!"
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"No wonder you're perverted. Look who your parents are."
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"Men have been coming onto me left and right."
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"- The fun. - Mm-hm. Your mother's come through."
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"I thought the four of us could hang out, have drinks, hors d'oeuvres..."
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"- Tim. - Hi, Suz. This is my buddy, Lamont."
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"Why would they care?"
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"Hi, honey! Look at my new shoes."
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"Honey, I'm trying to watch the game."
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"How'd you buy new shoes?"
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"Shh! Talk later, you're watching the game."
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"[Music plays, Sophie and Tom laugh]"
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"Oh... This is so much fun. Let's find another CD."
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"Come on!"
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"You are not getting into the car alone with those two. You barely know them."
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"[Tim giggles]"
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"Mrs. McCluskey?"
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"Open these, would you, and put out the pills?"
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"God knows what your kids pick up. Last thing I need's a case of pink eye."
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"This is crazy, why do they give you child-proof caps?"
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"I don't want you to feel obligated."
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"I am going to take this."
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"I'm looking at your baby pictures."
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"So I turned to the doctor and I very calmly said"
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"Yeah, well, uh..."
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"- Oh, for God's sakes. - He can counsel you."
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"- It can help. - Mom, I don't need any help."
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"Because if you don't change who you are then you won't go to heaven."
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"You, uh..."
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"- What's up? - Susan still loves you."
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"I'm sorry."
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"Well, here's the thing. I lied to my parents."
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"- They're such tools. - I'm sorry, just so I'm clear."
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"But, every now and then, I'm probably gonna be in the mood for chocolate."
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"You know what I'm saying?"
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"L-I'm not sure I follow."
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"You know what my mom said to me last night?"
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"She said she doesn't think I'm going to heaven."
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"When she said that to me,"
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"it suddenly hit me how I was gonna get back at her."
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"...this little miracle."
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"[Mary Alice] Yes, life is a journey,"
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"one that is much better traveled with a companion by our side."
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"...or the man on the other side of the bed."
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"Very inspirational."
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"And then the journey becomes unbearable."
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"Let's get you home."
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"I don't know. Porter has a dentist appointment at 4 pm."
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"I just went shopping with it. Try it again."
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"- Oh, no, you shouldn't. - Oh, please."
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"Can you wait till dessert to call our son a sodomite?"
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"I know why you've been so furious at me."
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"Susie, sweetie, please. I can't cancel now."
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"Like they'll miss the dry-cleaning coupons she hands out on Halloween."
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"And when that day comes,"
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"[TV: Applause and chers]"
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"- Mind signing? - Isn't she home?"
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"- I'd hate me too. - Mom, I don't hate you."
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"- Don't go check. - Six months from now,"
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"Previously on Desperate Housewives..."
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"- Grandma's here. - In life..."
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"- Sign it! - Stop! You're hurting me!"
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"Mrs. Solis. What are you doing?"
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"...you can't change what's ben done..."
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