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Clips from Desperate Housewives (2004) - Romance (S01E01)

"[Noah] People leave trails. One of those will lead to Deidre."
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"I'm not taking my money to the grave. I'm gonna use it to save your ass."
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"...or who people really are."
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"Andrew just told me he thinks he might be gay."
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"[Mary Alice] Every morning, as she went to take out her trash,"
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"Lynette Scavo would indulge in a little daydream,"
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"the details of which were always the same."
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"One day, her nasty neighbor Karen McCluskey"
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"And her home would be bought by a lovely Swedish family"
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"with two adorable twin daughters."
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"The families would form an everlasting friendship,"
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"culminating in their daughters marrying her sons"
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"at an elaborate wedding"
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"the Scavos wouldn't have to pay for."
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"Yes, Lynette enjoyed her little daydream."
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"But Mrs. McCluskey always had a way"
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"of pulling her back to reality."
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"Hey, hey, hey!"
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"Hey! Why are you stealing my garbage cans?"
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"Garbage pick-up was two days ago, they've been here ever since."
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"- I assumed you didn't want them. - Oh, that's very cute."
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"Bad enough that God-awful color you painted the house."
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"We shouldn't have to stare at your cans for days on end."
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"Good neighbor etiquette?"
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"How about you hire a gardener to take care of that jungle you call a lawn?"
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"- I am on a fixed income. - Oh?"
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"Perhaps you should consider somewhere less expensive."
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"- Like a nursing home. - Go to hell."
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"Run by Germans, hm?"
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"[groaning]"
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"Mrs... Mrs. McCluskey...!"
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"Mrs. McCluskey, are you all right?"
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"[Moans]"
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"[Groans]"
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"Mrs. McCluskey...!"
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"Lynette was presented with an interesting choice of options."
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"Lynette chose to do the right thing."
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"Lynette, where are they taking me?"
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"You're going to the hospital, you're gonna be fine."
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"- I don't wanna go alone. Come with me. - Oh, um..."
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"These are trained technicians and I've got a roast in the... freezer."
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"Please. I'm scared."
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"[Sighs]"
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"Yeah, I'll come with you. OK, here I am."
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"Thank you."
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"If I die, I don't want it to be with strangers."
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"Of course, Lynette didn't respond."
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"How could she tell her neighbor that some dreams"
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"are just too beautiful to come true?"
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"And then the journey becomes unbearable."
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"[Man] Noah."
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"I didn't know you were a religious man. What's with the rosary?"
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"They found Deidre."
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"Her body had been stuffed inside a toy chest."
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"[Noah] Can you believe that?"
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"A kid's toy chest."
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"[Deep breathing]"
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"She'd been dismembered."
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"My God."
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"Cops ID'd her from her dental records."
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"She's been dead 15 years."
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"All that time I was looking for her."
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"She was already gone."
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"I came out here to..."
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"I paid him to take the heat off you for your neighbor's murder."
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"He'll get you the file on Deidre's case."
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"Apparently they have some leads."
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"[Rex] I don't know. I think we may be making a huge mistake."
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"[Bree] We made our decision, let's stick to it."
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"Let's say we leave him here three more weeks."
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"What's the worst that could happen?"
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"Our son just told us that he might be gay."
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"There are 200 other boys in this camp."
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"I could explain to you what might happen if we left him here."
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"But I am a lady and I don't use that kind of language."
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"[Sighs]"
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"I bet we're worrying over nothing. This is probably just a phase."
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"We'll get him into Christian counseling so it won't become a lifestyle."
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"Whatever's going on with him, he's still our son and we love him."
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"Why would you say that to me?"
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"It's obvious how freaked out you are by the whole gay thing."
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"I'm freaked out but that doesn't change how I feel about him."
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"- I can be just as cool as you can. - All right."
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"Mommy, the line's not moving."
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"[Woman laughing]"
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"Mom."
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"Mom. The kids are waiting."
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"Oh, honey, Hector here teaches salsa at the community center."
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"- I give private lessons too. - I bet you do!"
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"Why not?"
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"Do you need a reason beyond the fact that he's the ice cream man?"
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"It's called moving on with your life."
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"At least pretend to mourn the relationship."
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"You are such a stick-in-the-mud."
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"We should be out there having fun."
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"I know what we can do tonight."
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"We can go to some hip club and get some hot guys!"
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"- Mom... - It'll be great!"
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"I'll say I'm 42 and you can be 28."
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"What?!"
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"Oh! You can pull it off!"
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"Mrs. McCluskey, you're back from hospital already?"
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"Turns out I OD'd on my arthritis medication."
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"One pill, I can open a jar. Four pills, I'm face down, crawling for my life."
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"You'll find out about that soon enough."
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"[Laughs] Well, I'm glad to hear you're all right."
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"Here, my way of saying thank you for not letting me die out there on the lawn."
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"- Oh, Mrs. McCluskey, you don't... - Keep that."
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"It's genuine Tiffany. Been in my family for years."
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"L-I don't know what to say. It's stunning, thank you."
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"- I'd invite you in... - I wanna tell you what my doctor said."
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"Arthritis is the least of my problems."
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"See, I had this skin tag, or what I thought was a skin tag,"
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"but it might be more serious..."
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"What do you think you're doing?"
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"Please, I can't sleep in the den any more. I need to sleep in a bed."
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"You might wanna try a motel, 'cause you're not coming back in here."
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"[Sighs] How many times have I got to say I'm sorry?"
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"Obviously a few more."
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"I'm not proud of what I did."
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