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Clips from Frasier - Beloved Infidel (S01E01)

"(Growls and yaps)"
Frasier
"Good dog."
Frasier
"Dad, Daphne!"
Frasier
"Mr Dorsey invited him over to watch the ballgame."
Frasier
"Great, he's getting to know the neighbours."
Frasier
"- Why don't you grow a moustache? - It wouldn't suit me."
Frasier
"- Some kids spray painted you. - It looked good?"
Frasier
"Oh, yes. But a word to the wise."
Frasier
"I'll get it."
Frasier
"- Hello. - What brings you here?"
Frasier
"and looked up my entries from our last summer together at the lake."
Frasier
"where Mom and Dad had screaming matches every night."
Frasier
"- I don't recall that. - That's right."
Frasier
"That was when you wore the wax earplugs and the slumber mask."
Frasier
"What was your point?"
Frasier
"Something more provocative happened"
Frasier
""Though summer at the lake seems but a vapid, vacuous experience,"
Frasier
"The point is that I crept out onto the screen porch,"
Frasier
"but we're not a Jackie Collins novel. It's ridiculous."
Frasier
"My goodness, what a handsome, sinewy young bloke!"
Frasier
"That was Dad."
Frasier
"You two take after your mother, don't you?"
Frasier
"That's Dad, but the person next to him has been cut out."
Frasier
"And here, you can still see the edges of a dress and a handbag and sandals."
Frasier
"with the fish-belly complexion and rain hat?"
Frasier
"We don't know that was Mrs Lawlor. It wouldn't prove they had an affair."
Frasier
"- Your father? He's not the type. - That's what I think."
Frasier
"- And there's not enough proof. - Is it impossible?"
Frasier
"- Anything is possible. - Why don't you ask him?"
Frasier
"Ah. There's one sure way to get the truth."
Frasier
"Better known as the Mouth."
Frasier
"Yes, that she knows where I live and she still drives."
Frasier
"You two are worse than gossipy washerwomen."
Frasier
"Your sons have some cockeyed notion that you had an affair 30 years ago."
Frasier
"What?"
Frasier
"- Where did that idea come from? - Frasier saw you with Marion Lawlor."
Frasier
"No, we were just having dinner when you were "with your buddies"."
Frasier
"That proves I had an affair?"
Frasier
"No, but Niles remembered this time when he saw you and her hugging."
Frasier
"- Then you stopped seeing the Lawlors. - This is stupid!"
Frasier
"It happened long ago and it's not anything I'm proud of."
Frasier
"Now that I've answered everything, do me a favour."
Frasier
"This is never to be brought up again, understand?"
Frasier
"Well..."
Frasier
"What shall we do?"
Frasier
"I came to see how you are, but I only have a few minutes."
Frasier
"I start my "healing with humour" support group tonight and..."
Frasier
"How am I doing? How are you doing, Niles?"
Frasier
"Doesn't it bother you that your father cheated on my mother?"
Frasier
"It must have caused Mom a lot of pain."
Frasier
"Rationally, I should be able to handle this."
Frasier
"knowing the effect it would have on Mom and us?"
Frasier
"I never had a great relationship with him,"
Frasier
"As your brother, as a therapist, I think you have to let this go."
Frasier
"If you change your mind, it should be a hoot."
Frasier
"As we speak, I'm wearing oversized polka-dot boxers"
Frasier
"(Growling and yapping)"
Frasier
"- Frasier? - Yes."
Frasier
"- Yes, I remember you. - Is your Dad home?"
Frasier
"No, that's not necessary. We had dinner the other night,"
Frasier
"and I left rather abruptly."
Frasier
"I wanted to tell him I'm sorry. Would you please give him my best?"
Frasier
"I think you've already done that."
Frasier
"Is this a bad time? You seem upset."
Frasier
"Would you come in for a moment?"
Frasier
"he and I talked, and I learned what happened that summer."
Frasier
"I'm not the kind of person who can hear news like that and just forget about it."
Frasier
"I know you're upset."
Frasier
"But if it's any consolation, in time, your father and I forgave them."
Frasier
"Forgave them?"
Frasier
"Anyway, tell your father I stopped by. I felt so silly crying the other night."
Frasier
"I've been a little overemotional since Dan died."
Frasier
"Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know."
Frasier
"You never realise how hard that's going to hit you."
Frasier
"The famous radio psychiatrist Dr Frasier Crane!"
Frasier
"Yes, well, I rarely get to the shore any more."
Frasier
"Goodbye."
Frasier
"Well, except for Billy."
Frasier
"He came home one day, saying he hated the smell of fish."
Frasier
"He was going to teach ballroom dancing."
Frasier
"He's me mum's favourite. Dad flicks the crust off his kidney pie at him."
Frasier
"How much longer do I have to do this?"
Frasier
"I'm talking about listening to your family's history."
Frasier
"Why would a man of your intelligence say a thing like that"
Frasier
"when you're in the position you're in, and I'm in the position I'm in?"
Frasier
"All right."
Frasier
"(Daphne) 'Up you come.'"
Frasier
"- Do you have to watch TV right now? - Yeah, my programme's on."
Frasier
"If either of us could work the VCR, we'd tape it, but..."
Frasier
"There's something I'd like to talk about."
Frasier
"Now drop it."
Frasier
"Dad..."
Frasier
"- Why didn't you tell me the truth? - I did."
Frasier
"While she was here, she told me what really happened."
Frasier
"So now you know. You stuck your nose"
Frasier
"where it didn't belong. Are you happy now?"
Frasier
"- Why didn't you tell me it was Mom? - Cos it's none of your business!"
Frasier
"This happens to a lot of people."
Frasier
"If it's any consolation, I know exactly how you feel."
Frasier
"Lilith had an affair?"
Frasier
"I hadn't thought about it for some time, but thanks for reminding me."
Frasier
"Lilith?"
Frasier
"I guess."
Frasier
"A Frenchman who lived in a self-contained underground ecopod."
Frasier
"That still sounds better than a urologist with a bad comb-over."
Frasier
"I'm sorry."
Frasier
"Look, do me a favour. Don't hate your mother for this."
Frasier
"I wasn't easy to live with, and she had plenty of reason for doing what she did."
Frasier
"I loved your mother."
Frasier
"So did I."
Frasier
"I appreciate what you did, but you should have told me."
Frasier
"Listen. When Frederick grows up, will you tell him what Lilith did to you?"
Frasier
"I gotta clear one thing up. There's this photo album."
Frasier
"There's all these pictures with the same woman cut out of them."
Frasier
"She wore a brown dress with a belt."
Frasier
"Aunt Vivienne said she looked like a knackwurst tied in the middle."
Frasier
"We've been trying to find something we have in common."
Frasier
"- I think we finally found it. - Yeah."
Frasier
"- Wish it was a birthmark. - So do I."
Frasier
"♪ Mercy!"
Frasier
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