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Clips from Frasier - Beloved Infidel (S01E01)

♪ But I don't know what to do With those salads and scrambled eggs

"♪ But I don't know what to do With those salads and scrambled eggs"

Frasier

♪ They're calling again

"♪ They're calling again"

Frasier

♪ Scrambled eggs all over my face

"♪ Scrambled eggs all over my face"

Frasier

♪ What is a boy to do?

"♪ What is a boy to do?"

Frasier

♪ Thank you! ♪

"♪ Thank you! ♪"

Frasier

He graduated from Princeton, has a house on Mercer Island and a sailboat.

"He graduated from Princeton, has a house on Mercer Island and a sailboat."

Frasier

Madam, your chariot awaits.

"Madam, your chariot awaits."

Frasier

- You're a man! You'd look ridiculous. - Something to drink?

"- You're a man! You'd look ridiculous. - Something to drink?"

Frasier

Fuzzy Navel blended nice and frothy.

"Fuzzy Navel blended nice and frothy."

Frasier

This is awkward. Let's get out of here.

"This is awkward. Let's get out of here."

Frasier

Almost nine.

"Almost nine."

Frasier

By ten, my writing had gotten tighter.

"By ten, my writing had gotten tighter."

Frasier

between the trees I saw Dad and Mrs Lawlor in each other's arms.

"between the trees I saw Dad and Mrs Lawlor in each other's arms."

Frasier

Is it? All right, allow me to present exhibit "B".

"Is it? All right, allow me to present exhibit "B"."

Frasier

- What? - Niles thinks Dad had an illicit affair.

"- What? - Niles thinks Dad had an illicit affair."

Frasier

- You were with me! - You were spying on me?

"- You were with me! - You were spying on me?"

Frasier

End of discussion.

"End of discussion."

Frasier

I must pick up my big shoes.

"I must pick up my big shoes."

Frasier

Your loyalties are seeping through.

"Your loyalties are seeping through."

Frasier

They got over it. Why can't you?

"They got over it. Why can't you?"

Frasier

Just thinking about what he did sickens me.

"Just thinking about what he did sickens me."

Frasier

You should come to my "healing with humour" support group.

"You should come to my "healing with humour" support group."

Frasier

and quick-release suspenders.

"and quick-release suspenders."

Frasier

I see all sorts of things have been going on behind my back! Get...!

"I see all sorts of things have been going on behind my back! Get...!"

Frasier

I remember you when you ran around in your undies with your pail and shovel.

"I remember you when you ran around in your undies with your pail and shovel."

Frasier

Me father worked on the docks, me grandfather. All me brothers do.

"Me father worked on the docks, me grandfather. All me brothers do."

Frasier

And he did. And he does.

"And he did. And he does."

Frasier

Hi, Dad. You look kinda tired.

"Hi, Dad. You look kinda tired."

Frasier

Marion Lawlor came by today to apologise for the other night.

"Marion Lawlor came by today to apologise for the other night."

Frasier

I found her attractive! Is it strange another man might, too?

"I found her attractive! Is it strange another man might, too?"

Frasier

I know, son. That's why I said I was the one who had the affair.

"I know, son. That's why I said I was the one who had the affair."

Frasier

Me, you already had problems with.

"Me, you already had problems with."

Frasier

They did, when we shared a cabin.

"They did, when we shared a cabin."

Frasier

made me think what caused the rift between our families.

"made me think what caused the rift between our families."

Frasier

- I assume you're here for a reason. - Yes.

"- I assume you're here for a reason. - Yes."

Frasier

- I was looking at the maps. - That's what makes it scary.

"- I was looking at the maps. - That's what makes it scary."

Frasier

I had an affair.

"I had an affair."

Frasier

Besides, I got Mom's small features while you got Dad's chunky thighs.

"Besides, I got Mom's small features while you got Dad's chunky thighs."

Frasier

- We are not calling her. - You afraid of finding out something?

"- We are not calling her. - You afraid of finding out something?"

Frasier

No, I'm dating a sea captain with a peg leg.

"No, I'm dating a sea captain with a peg leg."

Frasier

(Doorbell)

"(Doorbell)"

Frasier

- We'll call Aunt Vivienne. - Who's that?

"- We'll call Aunt Vivienne. - Who's that?"

Frasier

Oh, for God's sake. I've told you everything I'm going to.

"Oh, for God's sake. I've told you everything I'm going to."

Frasier

Read this.

"Read this."

Frasier

...pull together and draw strength from each other.

"...pull together and draw strength from each other."

Frasier

- Hello. - You remember Roz?

"- Hello. - You remember Roz?"

Frasier

I have. There's a billboard for your show down on 16th Street.

"I have. There's a billboard for your show down on 16th Street."

Frasier

Send the help to the room. I never get to hear any good stuff.

"Send the help to the room. I never get to hear any good stuff."

Frasier

Daphne, would you give me a minute alone with these two?

"Daphne, would you give me a minute alone with these two?"

Frasier

Your mother was a good person.

"Your mother was a good person."

Frasier

She cut herself out of it. She'd put a few pounds on.

"She cut herself out of it. She'd put a few pounds on."

Frasier

Who is this guy? Another trendy kid who's got three earrings,

"Who is this guy? Another trendy kid who's got three earrings,"

Frasier

- Yes. What brings you here? - Oh, nothing.

"- Yes. What brings you here? - Oh, nothing."

Frasier

Let's not cry over spilt milk. Now, we have a free evening.

"Let's not cry over spilt milk. Now, we have a free evening."

Frasier

OK, now. No, not now!

"OK, now. No, not now!"

Frasier

- I wonder if it's their first date. - They seem to be having a good time.

"- I wonder if it's their first date. - They seem to be having a good time."

Frasier

And she's just collapsed in tears. She's sobbing uncontrollably.

"And she's just collapsed in tears. She's sobbing uncontrollably."

Frasier

Eddie... Glad to see my rules about the couch are taking hold.

"Eddie... Glad to see my rules about the couch are taking hold."

Frasier

What?

"What?"

Frasier

A Rent-a-car, thanks to my brother.

"A Rent-a-car, thanks to my brother."

Frasier

during that same period. Here.

"during that same period. Here."

Frasier

Among other things.

"Among other things."

Frasier

Thank you.

"Thank you."

Frasier

Agreed, but they went on and had a very happy life together.

"Agreed, but they went on and had a very happy life together."

Frasier

but I always respected his integrity.

"but I always respected his integrity."

Frasier

No, but if you come back later, you can have the place to yourselves.

"No, but if you come back later, you can have the place to yourselves."

Frasier

After you met with Dad the other night,

"After you met with Dad the other night,"

Frasier

Well, goodbye, Frasier.

"Well, goodbye, Frasier."

Frasier

Be patient. You don't want to drag your leg behind you like a dead branch.

"Be patient. You don't want to drag your leg behind you like a dead branch."

Frasier

I understand you being defensive, but I had a right to know.

"I understand you being defensive, but I had a right to know."

Frasier

It was the most humiliating experience of my life.

"It was the most humiliating experience of my life."

Frasier

I'm sure you felt the same way.

"I'm sure you felt the same way."

Frasier

♪ Baby, I hear the blues a-calling Tossed salads and scrambled eggs

"♪ Baby, I hear the blues a-calling Tossed salads and scrambled eggs"

Frasier

♪ Maybe I seem a bit confused Yeah maybe, but I got you pegged!

"♪ Maybe I seem a bit confused Yeah maybe, but I got you pegged!"

Frasier

I understand.

"I understand."

Frasier