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Clips from 30 Rock - Jack-Tor (S01E01)

"I only date guys who drink Snapple."
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"Look, we all love Snapple. Lord knows I do, but focus here."
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"- We're talking about product integration. - We're not your shills."
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"Oh, oh, I'm sorry. That's right."
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"They're artists, like James Joyce or Strindberg."
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"You write skits mocking our presidents to fill time between car commercials."
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"That's not fair. Josh gets a lot of fan mail for "Gaybraham Lincoln.""
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""Four score and seven beers ago...""
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"Did you guys know that Holland is the only country with a national dog?"
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"- I didn't know that. - There's little facts on there."
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"That's a lunch break, everyone. Back in an hour, please."
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"Did you talk to Tracy about reading the cue cards?"
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"Well, he's not reading them. He never reads them, Liz."
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"I'm starting to think... He can't read."
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"I don't know. Have you ever seen him read anything?"
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"Of course, like when we shoot promos."
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"Hi, I'm Tracy Jordan. I'm black, NBC... very proud, like peacocks."
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"Right, Janet?"
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"Hey, Tracy. I missed that last run-through. Could you run it once off cards for me?"
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"OK, that's a..."
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"It says "emergency exit only." He couldn't read that?"
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"It's so sad."
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"What's really sad is that, while she's in this fragile state,"
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"none of her friends are messing with her head."
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"I think we should do something about that."
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"Oh... nothing."
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"What? Is it about me?"
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"OK, there's a rumour going around that Donaghy has to out costs around here."
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"Yeah, my friend in accounting, Lando Calrissian,"
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"he says Jack's probably gonna have to fire an actor."
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"It's like shooting fish in a barrel."
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"Yeah, if the fish have Daddy issues."
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"I can't believe you guys actually wrote a product-integration sketch."
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"The show's not a commercial."
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"Excuse me. Can you tell me where human resources is, please?"
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"This is gonna sound crazy, but..."
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"Tracy can read, right?"
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"Are you serious? The guy's done dozens of movies."
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"Yeah, but it's not like his movies seem like he's reading a script."
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"Is it Sheryl?"
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"Then she can tell us where the drugs are..."
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"I mean gold."
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"Then we got the car chase."
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"I'm getting way too old for this."
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"I know, but it's not surprising. Look at the educational system in this country."
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"We spend all this money in Iraq, but our inner-city graduation rates"
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"are lower than they are in the Sudan."
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"- That doesn't sound right. - Maybe it was Sweden."
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"Maybe it was teen pregnancy. I got to read more."
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"- What can I do for you? - We wrote a product-integration sketch."
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"- Good. - But we wanted to run it by you first"
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"because it's about how G.E. Is making us do this,"
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"and we were kind of hoping"
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"that the G.E. executive in the sketch could be played by you."
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"Letterman hates the suits, Stern yells at his boss, Nixon's "sock it to me" on "Laugh-In.""
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"That's what I'm going for."
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"I'm watching "Friends" right now. What happens with Ross and Rachel?"
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"- So, will you do it? - I don't know, Lemon. I'm not an actor."
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"- This is your world. - Oh, come on. You can do this."
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"This is live television."
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"I've never done anything like that before."
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"So, rehearsal will be tomorrow at 2:00. Please don't be late."
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"- You're such a Monica. - You are."
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"He never reads anything."
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"So he gets to be in sketches, but he's gonna fire one of the real actors."
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"- What? - I got inside information"
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"No, I haven't heard anything like that. Don't worry about it."
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"Oh, I'm not worried, because I have something the other actors don't..."
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"- Don't say your sexuality. - My sexuality."
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"Oh, God, Jenna, when has that ever worked?"
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"It'll be a 45-minute wait."
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"Oh, will it?"
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"Yeah, yeah, yeah, it will."
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"I know what he likes."
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"I know Pat Benatar rarely performs live."
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"Cool. I'll read those later, Lemon."
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"Tra..."
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"can you read?"
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"- Can I read? - Please don't get angry."
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"It's not your fault. It's the system."
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"Did you ever see "Hoop Dreams"'? It's like that."
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"You're asking me if I'm illiterate?"
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"Just know that if you need a tutor, we will get you a tutor."
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"If you need to be in fewer sketches until you get more confident,"
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"we'll accommodate you, whatever you need."
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"So I could, like, leave work early if I need a tutor?"
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"Absolutely. We'll work around your schedule."
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"My shameful secret is out."
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"Now you know why I'm always running into the ladies' bathroom."
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"I can't read!"
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"I sign my name with an "X"!"
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"I once tried to make mashed potatoes with laundry detergent!"
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"I think I voted for Nader!"
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"Nader!"
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"I feel as though a great weight has been lifted off of me, Liz Lemon."
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"all thanks to one very, very special white lady."
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"I'll be in late tomorrow."
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"Why?"
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"- G.E. promo, take one. - Action!"
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"- Did you say "action"? - Yes, action."
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"- Could you say it louder, please? - I'm sorry. Action!"
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"- G.E. promo, take two. - Hello."
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"For over 100 years..."
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"Line? Sorry. My bad."
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"- Got it. I just need the first word. - "Product, ""
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"- What's the second word? - "Integration,""
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"I knew that. If I ask for the line again, don't tell me."
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"- Line? - "Product integration. ""
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"I told you, don't give me the line when I ask for the line."
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"I got it, I got it. Can we get a do-over there?"
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"Let's go again. Can we?"
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"I don't like this at all. OK, I got it."
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"Let's go again."
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"The pen doesn't really write. Does that matter?"
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"My bad. I'm sorry."
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"Why don't we go to lunch, and we'll come back and maybe..."
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"Let's all go have lunch."
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"G.E. promo 126."
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"It's weird. What do I do with my arms? I've never thought about that before."
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"Is it this..."
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