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Clips from The IT Crowd (2006) - Return of the Golden Child (S02E02)

"- To the future! - To the future!"
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"Sorry to interrupt but there are some policemen here,"
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"160 PPI screen."
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"- What kind of phone have you got? - It doesn't matter."
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"I just have to say "mum", and it calls her."
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"I don't need to do anything. It's the dog's bollocks."
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"I mean, watch this."
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"- I'll sort it out. - Oh, could you?"
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"You're going to love this."
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"and guess what it does?"
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"- What? - I know."
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"I know about those! Everyone knows about those!"
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"All right, so you've already done it. So, when's the big day?"
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"I haven't done it! Why would I want to do it?"
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"That's right, baby! I've got 70 more years!"
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"Okay, Moss, close that window!"
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"You know!"
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"You know when I'm going to die!"
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"- You don't wanna know. - You can't say that to me now!"
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"What, how long more they've given me, 20 years?"
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"It's less than twenty?"
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"What does it say, Moss?"
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"These things are, at best, 79% accurate."
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"I would take no further notice of it."
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"I will take no further notice of it."
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"Apparently, there's something wrong with all the computers on 7th. Who wants it?"
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"You look terrible. Are you ill?"
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"These idiots disabled the flipping firewall!"
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"Yeah, hello, excuse me."
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"I know you don't think it's "important""
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"or "cool" but there is a ruddy good reason"
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"Just don't disable the firewalls."
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"Okay, 73', that's good, that's good."
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"because the lift is broken, again."
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"Oh, my God."
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"You look great. We should go to more funerals."
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"Yeah, except, is there any chance I could..."
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"You are not going to die."
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"Come on, cheer up! You're gonna ruin the funeral."
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"Yeah, you're right. Pay no attention to me."
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"Dead man walking!"
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"You crazy little bastard!"
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"No, you are not going to do it to me."
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"I happen to think I have a good few years left."
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"40 a day, that's 146,002 a decade."
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"Presuming at least two leap years. How the flip do you give up?"
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"I'd rather lick a tramp. Derek, Hello."
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"Oh cool, have you souped up?"
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"Yeah, I totally pimped your phone, girlfriend."
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"It shall come as no surprise to you that I don't like this department."
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"Like a big toilet!"
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"I have to say that actually, it's a bit of a surprise."
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"Put it up to 8! Put it up to 8!"
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""Did someone else die?""
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"Oh, I didn't know."
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"- for an IT department. - Why didn't anyone tell me this?"
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"- Has anyone got the right time? - It's twenty to three."
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"Oh, yes! Because that website said"
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"- Did it? I can't remember. - How could you forget?"
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"Well, would you put it out of your mind?"
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"Oh, just say "I'm sorry for your lost", then move on."
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"- He'll be in our prayers. - Thank you."
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"- Sorry for your loss. - Thank you."
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"It's so much worse."
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"- Please, take it. - Why are you giving it to me?"
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"Death is coming!"
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"I don't like the way Derek's looking at us."
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"Who's that knocking at the door?"
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"Who will be next?"
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"Maybe you..."
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"- We are gathered here to... - What's wrong with you?"
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"Yes, he had more money than..."
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"most of us here today. But did that make him a better man?"
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"than any of us here."
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"Oh, no! Jesus!"
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"Oh, no, wait..."
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"I can't leave it. I'll turn it off. I've just been set up."
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"Hey, Roy, nothing important! Just wondering how the funeral went."
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"If we are all quite ready,"
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"Denholm instructed that this short film be played before the service."
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"If you're watching this, it means I'm dead, now."
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"- Wrong! - Shut up!"
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"Cigarettes have finally killed me."
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"my mother's father, my mother, and her father."
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"I just can't seem to give the damn things up. I love them!"
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"Final clause, Stephanie,"
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"I see a lot of faces out there."
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"Some of you I know, some of you I hope to get to know better"
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"is a duty normally left to the eldest child."
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"mysteriously disappeared after a lengthy court case, 7 years ago."
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"Father!"
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"Where is your God now!"
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"- Did I miss anything? - They just started Denholm's eulogy."
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"Beautiful second name! What're you doing after the funeral?"
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"- Actually, I don't follow. - I'll just put in on."
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"it's because my son from my 1st marriage has arrived,"
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"I have something important to tell you."
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"- My Lord, thank you father. - But it's yours at a price."
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"that you will never again"
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"- and watch it again later in private. - But these are my new family."
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"I have no secrets from them!"
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"OK, Douglas. Now we're alone, I can speak frankly."
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"You may receive a visit from the police at some point"
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"Thank you, computer man!"
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"Run by a dynamic go-getter,"
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"a genius, and a man from Ireland!"
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"How do I erase files like this one here, marked pensions?"
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"Wonderful. Thanks, guys."
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"And I have a feeling I'll be needing you"
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"- OK, we'd better be off. - By the way..."
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"One last thing."
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"Ten!"
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"...done..."
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"...and done!"
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"Sorry about this, old man!"
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"I see. Could you make me a cup of tea, please, Stephanie?"
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"Mum, mum, no..."
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"Only problem with it is that it's got a very weedy vibrate setting."
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"Okay, all right. Now, will you answer this question?"
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"This website takes all the information you gave me"
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