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Clips from The IT Crowd (2006) - Return of the Golden Child (S02E02)

"- I get March 2nd 2079. - Oh, my God!"
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"- How could they be that specific? - Yeah, it's silly."
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"Yeah, you're right, it's silly."
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"It's because there are a lot of dangerous things out there."
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"Jesus!"
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"And mum, what age did Uncle Tony die?"
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"- What? - Oh, my God."
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"What? What it is?"
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"Okay, everyone ready?"
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"Hello, Jen."
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"- I had no idea you felt like this. - Well, I do."
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"You do know we are burying a great man today!"
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"Did someone else die?"
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"Why?"
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"Death!"
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"Death is here..."
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"It's death! Yet it'd be."
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"Death came for Denholm just as it will come for you."
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"You?"
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"Jesus Christ!"
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"And get an ambulance!"
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"Go on!"
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"Oh, it's gone to message."
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"could you categorise the personel files alphabetically from now on?"
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"Some of you I probably won't be seeing very much off, after today!"
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"Quiet, woman!"
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"- Now, the suck fund... - I'll do it myself!"
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"I'm afraid I'll be bringing in my own people, so you're immediately fired."
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"I'll see you later."
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"One last thing."
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"She went home early. She said she had some catching up to do."
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"Gentleman, to the future."
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"Earlier that day... (del VO)"
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"- So? - That's where your balls are."
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"why we put up anti-virus software and firewalls."
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"Call me a f****** ambulance!"
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"I see..."
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"- ...and you are ready to go! - Brilliant!"
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"Basically, pure self-control, Moss."
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"No, I'd never smoke again."
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"Another chance? But I didn't know we'd already had a chance."
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"I'm here, papa!"
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"about irregularities in the pension fund."
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"- No, that would be terrible. - Thank God."
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"Oh, no, no, no!"
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"Well, who's this?"
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"No, I'm a vic... Your father prepared a second tape"
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"Nearly at the station!"
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"- but you... - All right, go on."
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"I never know what to say to people at funeral."
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"I think that... It's..."
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"- in the event of your sudden arrival. - A second tape?"
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"I'm gonna put it in my pocket!"
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"I mean, what is that?"
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"Gentleman, when I first started Reynholm Industries,"
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"Hello, IT, have you tried turning it off and..."
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"The last time I exercised was never."
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"Okay, question 40."
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"Maybe."
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"- A day. - A what?"
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"I do, yes."
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"So that could well be something to hang on to."
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"Thursday the 3rd!"
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"What? 3 p.m.!"
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"Again, remember, leap years."
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"It's just, you know, funerals."
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"Yeah, okay, I'll call you later, bye."
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"You know, in a sad way."
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"Thanks for printing out those funeral announcements."
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"I see no need for an IT department,"
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"You know, I'm sick of saying that."
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"OK, I'll get it! Give me a go!"
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"Okay, no, I completely forgot... Okay."
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"Would you please forget this website nonsense?"
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"...like us."
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"Holy...! Call me an ambulance!"
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"Yes, he had more money..."
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"- Come on, come on. Put it up! - Okay, I'll put it up."
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"You brush your teeth in the bath."
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"You stink!"
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"Sweet smoky cigarettes."
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"Turn that off."
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"- Isn't she a beauty? - It's certainly a phone."
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"I've been using a very creative accountant recently released from jail"
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"I didn't mean to. Derek Pippin!"
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"- I do not wanna know! - But I've written it all in now."
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"for a lot more than just deleting incriminating files."
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"Now, I'm afraid the vibrate setting is still a little weedy."
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"What set are you setting?"
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"I take plenty of exercise and I haven't smoked for 3 years."
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"He hates us, he keeps saying that there's no need"
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"Well said, sir!"
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"Father!"
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"Unhappy priest!"
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""Stop... all the clocks.""
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"Yet, the one was a second hand."
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"they say they need to speak to you"
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"- Unbelievable, isn't it? - What? Wait a second."
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"It actually estimates the date of your death!"
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"You know, calm down."
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"I don't know."
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"Very funny."
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"When did you last exercise, Jen?"
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"There was a memo. It just said:"
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"- Sorry for your loss. - Thank you."
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"Move on."
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"I don't know."
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"There's no escape."
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"That's my phone!"
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"Let's see if... I can't leave it."
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"Call me back."
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"Oh, God f***!"
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"You're all out of there! You are out of there!"
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"You're history!"
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"The reading of the eulogy"
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"I will now ask Mr. Pippin to read the eulogy."
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"- Tits! - We're just a small church."
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"become embroiled in a sexual harassment case"
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"So, I want you to stop the tape, take it home,"
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"- Just like this. - All gone!"
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