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Clips from The Mighty Boosh - Fountain of Youth (S02E02)

"Psst!"
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"You must take it away and hide it."
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"I'm the fittest, the strongest, the fastest warrior in all the land."
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"Shit!"
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"Come with us now on a journey through time and space..."
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"Cheers."
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"-We're the same age! -Come on, Howard, let's get out of here."
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"It's a drastic one, though. There's other things you could do first."
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"Look, Howard, I think you're going to have to learn to accessorise."
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"I don't accessorise. I'm Howard Moon."
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"♪ All my hopes and dreams have turned to dust"
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"and you've got one leg shorter than the other, you just go round in circles."
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"You're always having a poke at my legs, aren't you?"
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"-I've just seen one appear under your eye. -Don't be joking now."
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"And many a vain man has been killed."
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"-Why? -Because I have killed them."
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"Kashungo!"
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"Really? And why would they be looking for that, Bollo?"
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"Oh, Xooberon. Oh, yeah."
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"Have you anything to say?"
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"I am four foot six without shoeses."
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"Press it now. Press it now, Vince!"
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"(CHANTING)"
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"-Oh, it's not crashed again, has it? -No, the mouse is stuck."
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"VINCE: Yeah, so basically, I backcomb it. I rarely wash it."
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"Make it out to Alan."
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"-You bitch. Give me that amulet. -Guards."
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"Flipping idiot."
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"Can you keep it down a bit? I'm trying to straighten my hair."
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"-This is your first test. -What test?"
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"that has cursed our tribe for hundreds of tens of years."
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"Feel the power of my grade 4 glasspaper palms."
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"Na, na!"
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"Because I cannot love. It's a living hell for me."
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"I plane surfaces without realising it."
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"I cannot even touch myself."
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"Never have I lightly caressed the angular frame that is my torso."
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"Oh, my."
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"Oh, love, love."
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"Can I keep these?"
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"That is the list of my best friends in order."
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"♪ I love him with my body parts"
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"♪ Everybody shush! ♪"
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"-I mean, the fringe is a bit short. -Forgive me, my lord."
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"Oh, yeah."
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"♪ I love the Chosen One"
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"-You noticed? -How could I fail to?"
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"Such legs."
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"-What? -Yes, he's drunk on power."
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"Basically, you go into his tent when he is asleep, you open the flap, you steal the amulet...."
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"Now make peace with your gods."
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"Perfect."
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"-Howard, do you think it's going to be all right? -No."
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"(SIGHING)"
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"-We had some good times though, didn't we? -Yeah."
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"How are you bearing up?"
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"-What's happened to you? -Why? Have I caught the sun?"
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"-You look like jacket potato. -Oh, no."
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"Don't panic, Vince. I'll have you out in a jiffy."
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"-What you starting with him for? Dig me out. -Too late for you."
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"Ah, there it is! I can scarcely believe my powerful peeper."
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"It does exist. Take a look, Stu. The Fountain of Youth."
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"There it is!"
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"I've got a bad feeling about this."
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"Aah!"
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"Come here, you little dresser."
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"You little posh cabinet."
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"Shit."
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"-See you, Sand. -Bye, guys."
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"Ooh! Hey!"
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"I'm a cockney flower, watch me shower. Ha ha!"
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"(GROWLING)"
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"I'm a cockney, I'm a cockney."
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"I'm melting. I'm burning. No!"
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"Cheers. If only the King was here, he'd be so proud."
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"Perhaps the King is closer than you think."
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"-All right, King. -Naboo."
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"I just leave mine natural. Howard Moon."
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"We shall enjoy a full range of lentil-based dishes and listen to folk music every night."
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"Actually, I've got stuff on."
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"(WHISPERING) Let's get out of here."
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"I can't believe we went all the way there and didn't even get any youth juice."
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"-That better not be what I think it is. -What if it is?"
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"♪ I stick my fingers up his.... ♪"
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"Ow!"
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"-What are the hours? -It will take the rest of your life and beyond."
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"All right, I haven't got much on."
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"If that falls into the hands of our enemies, this planet will be doomed."
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"-Who are you anyway? -It is I, the King."
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"Cool. I'll just nip home and get a couple of bits."
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"How will I get there?"
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"Press the button in the amulet, it will take you there."
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"-Cheers, King. I'll never forget you. -And I will never forget you, Banoo."
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"-It's Naboo, actually. -What?"
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"I came as quickly as I could. My liege. I have trained for over 30 years for this task."
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"Come on, we've had worse gigs than that, you know. Just a tough crowd."
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"-We're the same age! -I know. It was always like that, even at school."
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"What's a big old buffalo doing trying to make it in a band?"
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"It's a young man's game. I've already got four crow's-feet."
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"-Maybe I should get a face-lift. -Well, that is an option."
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"-This is my look. A good look, a strong look. -Yeah, for Magnum, p.i. maybe. Hawaiian shorts?"
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"Don't be knocking the pegs, okay? These babies have turned heads in their time."
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"-What? -Well, you know, gloves, belts, badges."
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"You can really breathe new life into an outfit."
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"♪ Howard"
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"♪ Playing the final rules of this game"
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"♪ Chess"
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"♪ The armour of my youth gone to rust ♪"
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"-What's up with him? -He's having an age crisis."
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"-Well, it is all about youth these days. -I know. How old are you?"
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"-Real age or press age? -Real age."
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"I am 40. But because I am DJ, I say 29."
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"Nice."
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"Yeah, he has access to Fountain of Youth."
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"-Our old brains encased in tight youthful faces. -Where is it?"
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"-I've got something. There's a map here. -I'll take that."
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"-I'm the cartographer around here. -I found it."
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"-Nice and shiny. -Cool."
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"-What did you say? -If only we could find the Desert of Nightmares."
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"-No. -Come on."
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