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Clips from The Mighty Boosh - Fountain of Youth (S02E02)

"-Let's get ourselves some youth juice. -Yeah."
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"-I don't believe it. We've gone round in circles. -I've read about this."
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"-What are you saying about my legs? -I'm not saying anything about your legs."
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"I'm not talking about your.... Well, they are quite funny."
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"There's nothing funny about my legs."
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"You only dream of having legs like mine. Willowy and sleek like the antelope."
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"(CHUCKLING) Whatever."
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"-There's none left. -Oh, sorry about that."
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"You'll be all right. You look good with a tan, you know."
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"I've got four crow's-feet as it is."
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"-Five, actually. -What do you mean?"
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"-There's another one. -Stop it!"
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"-Seven. -Stop it."
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"Probably looking for Fountain of Youth."
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"They've taken the amulet. We've got to go and find them."
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"Where they go?"
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"A place where I was born."
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"(HUSHED CONVERSATION)"
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"-Have you got the amulet? -Yeah, shall we get out of here?"
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"-Yeah, I've got something to say, actually. -Oh, really?"
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"Yeah, I was just wondering why you were doing all this sort of stuff."
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"Is it now, and I'm going out on a limb here, because you're a little bit short?"
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"I'm not short, am I?"
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"See. I'm a big 'un."
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"Chairs. Beach balls. Women on their sides."
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"With the hat, maybe. Is that why you wear it? To give you a little boost?"
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"You, you blue berk. What's that comb-over all about?"
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"That's not disguising the size of your head, you know."
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"-I think the batteries have run out. -What do you mean?"
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"-The batteries are dead. -What batteries?"
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"Yes, good, Zantar. There'll be snacks for you later."
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"Zantar. A little on the short side but he packs a wallop."
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"Behold! He has the amulet. All hail our new leader."
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"You don't have the amulet."
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"Zoom in on that bird with the big hair."
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"Right click, right click. Zoom."
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"Halle-bleeding-lujah. I knew it, boy."
The Mighty Boosh
"At first I thought it was the crabsticks, but now it all makes sense."
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"When I get that amulet and get to the Fountain of Youth, I'll rule the universe."
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"I love you, boss."
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"-Yeah, I'll have a slice. -Right."
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"It just stays like this all day."
The Mighty Boosh
"Can I get you anything else, my little plum dumpling?"
The Mighty Boosh
"Well, I am quite thirsty."
The Mighty Boosh
"Slave! Water! Now!"
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"no, don't kill him. Let me have a word with him in private."
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"-Oh, my dear sweet gorgeous lord. -What you doing?"
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"Oh, I've crossed the line. Forgive me."
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"I shall cut off my hand."
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"No!"
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"I don't know where to get them from but we can't get home without them."
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"-We're being held captive by a violent dwarf. -I'm not."
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"Yeah, but that was before."
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"-Before what? -Before I found out I was the Chosen One."
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"Vince, you've gone wrong."
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"Do you believe in fate, Howard? I mean, I was wearing the amulet."
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"You don't accessorise. There's a simple truth to you."
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"-What shall we do with him? -Just get him out of my sight."
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"Very well, cupcake."
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"♪ Shooting star, you're a beautiful ball of light"
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"♪ Shooting star"
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"♪ You're all in my periferins"
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"♪ You're in my periferins visual"
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"♪ I cannot, how can I concentrate?"
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"♪ You're all over like a bluebottle"
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"♪ Getting in Getting in all about the place ♪"
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"Sandstorm! Sandstorm! Storm of sand. Sandstorm."
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"What's happening? Where's everyone going?"
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"-I am Sandstorm. -I'm Vince."
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"Ow!"
The Mighty Boosh
"That hurt, you bumbaclot."
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"-Why? -What? I am Sandstorm."
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"-Yeah? So what? -Stop the talk, prepare for a chaffing."
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"-There's something wrong with you. -No, there isn't."
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"-Who are you to judge me? I am frustrated. -Why?"
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"-I'm made from sandpaper. -Yeah, I'm getting that."
The Mighty Boosh
"Well, you know, what about some gloves?"
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"Never before have I felt the soft contours of my face."
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"Oh, this is great. Now I can love myself."
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"Oh, love, love."
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"-Yeah. -Oh, thank you."
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"-No one's ever given me a gift before. -That's fine."
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"If ever you need help, general DIY or.... I'm very good with coving."
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"Simply blow this horn and I shall repay your kindness. Bye."
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"See you later."
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"Order of preference."
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"♪ Not as much as me"
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"There, it is decided. I love the Chosen One most."
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"I present you with this gift."
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"-Cheers. -It took me ages to wrap."
The Mighty Boosh
"Have you got anything else? I do like gifts."
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"I hope you don't mind, but I think this is the best piece of work I've ever done."
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"♪ Loving him is so much fun"
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"♪ We love the Chosen One"
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"♪ Not as much as me.... ♪"
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"-It's not really my scene. -Nor mine."
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"He is not the chosen one."
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"-What do you mean? -You are."
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"I know why you are here. You seek the Fountain of Youth."
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"How do you know that?"
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"I also know your so-called friend Vince plans to ditch you and get it himself,"
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"But I see something special in your eyes, Howard."
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"Wash his balls."
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"-I can't hear that. -Oh, sorry."
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"Psst."
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"-You have the amulet? -Yeah, yeah, he was sleeping like a baby."
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"Maybe when this whole thing is over we could go out for meal."
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"Do you like Chinese food?"
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"Italian?"
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"Where am I? What's happening?"
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"And now you must pay the price."
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"By midday you will be two burning balls of fire."
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"I suppose a hat would be out of the question, would it?"
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"Shut it."
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"We're going to die in the most horrific way known to man."
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"-Yeah. -Remember the time we had that soup?"
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"♪ Soup, soup, a tasty soup"
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"♪ Crouton, crouton Crunchy friends in a liquid broth"
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"♪ I am gazpacho, oh I am a summer soup, oh"
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"♪ Miso, miso, fighting in the dojo"
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