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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - Fluoride (S06E06)

"for all the dogs."
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"If you can look at that site"
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"you're basically a war criminal."
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"See the way that dog"
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"That's something Andy does when he gets hot."
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"Oh, my God, you're right."
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"That is so Andy."
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"Tom!"
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"Okay, important meeting"
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"in the conference room right now."
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"We are going to all pick our spirit dogs."
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"Oh, I've got to pick up Gayle at the airport."
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"if you leave right now, we will make your spirit dog"
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"Get in there!"
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"Ann found this place."
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"You bought a machine that replicates"
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"an open window?"
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"Frasier! Chris Traeger."
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"Do you remember me?"
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"I came in here looking for the Vanna White book"
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"on child care--"
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"I'd like to solve the puzzle of parenting."
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"Could you show my friend, Ron,"
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"that amazing crib that you sold me?"
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"The Babylove L'il Sweetheart Safe 4 Ever and Ever model."
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"- I'm sorry? - Just found out this morning--"
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"I'll be in the car."
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"Councilwoman Leslie Knope wants to put fluoride,"
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"which is a chemical, into your drinking water."
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"You know what else is a chemical?"
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"Strychnine and cyanide."
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"- What? - And dirt..."
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"Exactly."
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"that wants to turn your kids into bad-at-math,"
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"well, just call the number at the bottom of your screen."
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"Leslie Knope."
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"Stop right there. You know what?"
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"and it's perfectly healthy for you."
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"Well, if Jamm says that, then he is a lying idiot,"
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"and if you believe it, then so are you."
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"Whoa."
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"Why did it take me so long to realize this?"
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"There are no consequences to my actions anymore."
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"No matter what I do, literally nothing bad can happen to me."
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"I'm like a white, male U.S. senator."
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"Because all it does is prevent cavities!"
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"I expected more from you."
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"Right. I'm a loose cannon."
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"We need to fight fire with fire."
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"I call a town hall meeting, I gather everyone together,"
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"but now the binders are bright yellow!"
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"- Too extreme? - Too nothing."
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"Look, Jamm's already ruined fluoride."
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"Everyone's scared of it."
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"What do you mean?"
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"I mean we rebrand."
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"No one cared about Calvin Broadus"
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"until he started calling himself Snoop Doggy Dogg."
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"he went by Snoop Dogg,"
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"What's he gonna be in ten years--Snoop Laser Snake?"
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"What are you saying-- we need to sex up fluoride?"
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"I don't know, Tom."
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"It's a pretty sexy topic already."
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"Now, are you a loose cannon or not?"
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"Yeah."
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"I'm as loose as a goose."
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"Do your thing, Tom."
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"Now, remember, it's about finding a dog"
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"Oh, no! That is insane!"
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"Okay, good choice."
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"You guys, Leslie."
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"Yes! And..."
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"Ron Swanson."
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"- This is Larry. - That's great."
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"Bingo. Donna. Nailed it."
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"Ron, I want to do things the Swanson way."
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"Wonderful."
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"than 100 total words."
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"- Continue. - Fun."
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"I'd like you to teach me to build a crib."
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"Because I no longer trust anything"
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"It is debilitating, but exciting."
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"Okay, we'll go to my woodshop at lunch."
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"both standing on the cusp of fatherhood."
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"I know we haven't spent a lot of time together,"
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"All right, so, in conclusion..."
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"fluoride, chemical,"
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"tiny genitals, misinformation,"
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"panic, death, Jenny McCarthy."
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"Well, I don't know, councilman."
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"That was a little dry."
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"What do you say we have some fun, huh?"
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"I'm bored."
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"Then try this."
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"What the--"
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"what just happened?"
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"What? Fluoride's boring, guys."
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"Boo!"
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"It's not a chemical."
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"Everyone who tweets at T-dazzle in the next hour"
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"will be entered to win an exciting plain blue T-shirt."
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"- "T." - Dazzle."
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"This whole crib-recall thing has got me"
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"literally rethinking everything"
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"Ferber, Sears?"
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"Swanson method,"
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"where you close your eyes and fall asleep."
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"I really wish Ron would engage,"
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"but he exudes so much wisdom that I can learn parenting tips"
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"simply by being in his presence."
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"Someone like Ron is teaching even when they're not teaching."
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"My anxiety has kept me up for over 50 hours."
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"Our polling shows that 72% of citizens"
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"Apology accepted."
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"You know, I've actually come around"
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"My only thought is, why stop here?"
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"Ladies and gentlemen,"
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"Look, we all love T-dazzle."
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"Sweetums is excited to propose an alternative"
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"We call it "Drink-ems"!"
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