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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - Fluoride (S06E06)

"Who is ready to play 60?"
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"- I did, Leslie. - Okay."
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"I guess you would know."
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"We met briefly last year"
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"Hi, I'm April."
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"Keep walking, 98."
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"my Colts scarf,"
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"I got the Colts grill going,"
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"How are you going to run in those?"
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"This morning I saw a YouTube clip"
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"Lame duck? Try flame duck..."
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"I'm a businessman. That's what I was born to do."
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"Like, take that trash collector."
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"It's not the most glamorous job in the world,"
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"Let's go! Run!"
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"Look what Ron made. It's amazing."
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"Several months ago, I was on a walk"
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"and have begun working it into a crib"
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"You're ignoring every known crib-safety standard."
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"My crib will be safe because I'm building it"
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"Counteroffer--"
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"a four-hour fax cover-sheet protocol meeting."
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"Ah, all right."
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"Got an Asian girl to sit in it once."
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"Why did we come out here?"
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"Come on, Jamm."
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"to kill this reservoir merger, is he?"
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"On my side, I have facts, science, and reason."
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"Remember last year when no one would get flu shots"
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"Oh, Jessica's here. I better go."
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"and diarrhea'd so much, they ended up in the hospital."
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"Can we give their school,"
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"I want to throw up and kill myself."
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"and not want to take home 50 dogs,"
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"Oh, my God. That dog is totally..."
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"It's like the dog is the essence of Tom."
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"Larry, I swear to God,"
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"Oh, yeah, that thing is a deathtrap."
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"They found maxicylofentabol in the glue."
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"Is that good? It sounds bad."
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"and rust and even broken glass."
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"You definitely understand what chemicals are, Perd."
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"communist fluoride zombies,"
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"Fluoride protects your teeth,"
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"You just talked to that person like I talk to you."
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"What are they gonna do, kick me out of office?"
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"I distribute the binders,"
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"Om!"
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"What if we just called it something else?"
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"Then when people got tired of that,"
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"You told me to make the most of my job."
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"I'm good at this stuff."
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"Aw."
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"that captures your spirit."
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"See? This is Craig."
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"I will burn this place to the ground"
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"if you pick that one!"
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"Ooh."
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"Game over."
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"First rule-- no conversation lasts longer"
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"You have used 9. I have used 20."
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"Why do you need to build your own crib?"
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"other than my own two hands."
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"Wonderful. Look at us--"
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"- but-- - 100."
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"Check this."
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"That water contains teeth dazzler,"
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"and starts a party in your mouth."
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"Welcome to T-dazzle."
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"- "T." - Dazzle."
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"Thank you for the woodworking lesson, Ron."
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"I thought I knew about parenting."
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"What sleep method will you be using--"
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"are in favor of adding T-dazzle to their water,"
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"effectively killing Councilman Jamm's so-called"
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"Clean Water Bill."
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"But we can do more to improve our drinking supply."
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"to boring municipal water."
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"Sweetums is prepared to take over"
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"This is gonna save this town beaucoup bucks."
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"I can pick another dog."
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"I'm mad about your reasons."
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"We don't hang out that much."
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"You pride yourself on being a loner."
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"a full hour."
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"Good morning."
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"cookie dough toothpaste?"
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"Bad example. That would be amazing."
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"Ever since Sweetums opened its doors,"
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"It's unacceptable."
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"I love loose cannon-ing."
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"I just got fired from Sweetums."
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"Because you were embezzling..."
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"Did you do something to your hair?"
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"Num num num num num."
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"It's not fair."
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"to help him get his job back."
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"for what you said about Sweetums."
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"Yes, I want to figure out your spirit dog,"
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"and I'm going to do that"
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"by learning everything there is to know about you."
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"unless it's the weekend, then reverse them."
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"and Sugar Ray, post Mark McGrath"
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"- Favorite book? - Downton Abbey."
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"- That's not a-- - Downton...Abbey."
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"than a strong one."
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"This is already so much more helpful"
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"than the last book on parenting I read--"
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"Nah."
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"Ron, why did you throw that wood away?"
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"Oh, I know! It's potty-training."
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"That trash can is the toilet, and the wood was the feces."
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"Chris, I'm not teaching you anything."
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"That's why my favorite book is Moby Dick--"
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"That's enough for today, I think."
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"But I appreciate the effort."
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"You'll probably never guess what kind of dog I am."
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"to Sweetums-- a Pawnee Institution.""
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"- for the Drink-ems plan. - I know that, but--"
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"was to compensate for messes they caused."
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