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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - Fluoride (S06E06)

"Whoo!"
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"Take a sip of this delicious water"
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"and imagine it coming out of your faucets at home."
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"This water is filled with sugar."
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"There's absolutely no way we are doing this."
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"Did you bring those with you just to do that?"
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"- Maybe. - Damn."
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"It is a baller move."
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"What are we gonna do now, Leslie?"
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"Hey."
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"Okay, are you still mad at me about the poodle thing?"
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"I'm not mad about the choice."
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""Pretty," "makeup"-- is that all you know about me?"
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"You're beautiful, yet cold and aloof."
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"You do not obey, you choose to cooperate."
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"And when you stop baring your fangs to pick a mate,"
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"it's for life."
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"which makes you a rare black Siberian husky."
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"That was so spot-on, it was scary."
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"I need to go lie down for 45 minutes."
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"No, an hour..."
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"Simply put, it would be madness"
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"and pump it full of sugar."
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"What's next--"
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"My point is, Sweetums is an evil, profit-hungry corporation"
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"that is ruining our health."
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"obesity is up 100%."
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"Down with that poison-peddling corporate monster."
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"I wish you could've seen it. It felt so good."
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"You know, I love the power of no consequences."
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"Well, unfortunately, there has been one consequence."
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"Hey, Jessica!"
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"Because, sister, you look good enough to eat."
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"You can't punish Ben for something I did."
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"I love him, and I will do anything"
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"What do you want?"
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"I want you to formally apologize"
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"I want you to say that we're a moral,"
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"upstanding corporation that you're proud to have in Pawnee."
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"I want you to wear a lime-green pantsuit"
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"because it will look horrible on you."
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"You are such an autumn."
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"All right. Game on."
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"Okay, what's your favorite color?"
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"For cars, it's gold. For shoes, it's red--"
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"- Favorite music? - 1970s funk and 1770s opera"
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"Okay."
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"Um, describe your perfect Sunday."
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"do the Harper's Magazine Acrostic,"
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"play my oboe in the jacuzzi"
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"while the sun sets over puget sound."
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"In order-- Natural Born Killers,"
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"Remains of the Day,"
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"and Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey."
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"Thank you very much for your time."
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"If a joint is properly fashioned,"
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"all you need to do is guide it into place."
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"What I get from that is, when parenting,"
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"sometimes a subtle hand is more effective"
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"Rad Dads by Apolo Anton Ohno and Shaun White."
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"It's unstable. It's no good."
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"I just don't understand"
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""the throwing away the wood" metaphor."
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"What's the lesson?"
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"We're just building a crib."
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"No, I know you're not"
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"consciously teaching me anything."
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"I'm trying to siphon off"
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"some of your calm, centered wisdom"
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"through metaphors."
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"Metaphors?"
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"I hate metaphors."
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"no froufrou symbolism,"
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"just a good, simple tale about a man who hates an animal."
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"- An organized child is a-- - No."
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"Okay, I've been working on this for three hours,"
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"and I know your spirit dog."
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"You are a Nova Scotia toller,"
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"because you're outgoing and adventurous."
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"And you love Canada?"
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"- No, that's not right. - No, it isn't."
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"We're good."
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"And don't beat yourself up."
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"You're right. I'll never guess what kind of dog you are,"
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"You're unpredictable, complex, and hard to read."
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"You make people work before you let them in."
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"then you open yourself up to them."
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"Right?"
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"No, no, no, no, no, no, no."
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"Hmm."
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""So let's all raise a glass,"
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"Leslie, don't do this."
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"I have to, Ben. We can't both be out of a job."
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"take cooking classes together,"
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"sit on a couch and watch movies?"
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"- God, that sounds horrible. - There's more at stake here."
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"I mean, you apologize, it'll be an endorsement"
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"And everything you said about Sweetums was right on."
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"I mean, 90% of the charity work I did"
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"And I don't want to work for them anymore."
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"Are you sure?"
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"It's not gonna make a difference."
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"I can't beat them."
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"Go get Tom. Run! Get Tom!"
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"Yesterday I said some pretty harsh things"
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"about Sweetums and their great new product."
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"I found some pretty compelling facts about Drink-ems"
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"that made me change my tune."
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"Each Drink-ems is packed with 35%"
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"of your daily monopotassium phosphate requirement."
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"MPP is an emulsifier as well as a plus-7 PH buffer."
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"Now, I know what you're thinking--"
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"How does 136.086 grab you?"
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"I don't know about y'all,"
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"but Drink-ems seems pretty boring to me,"
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"not like H-2-flow."
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"if you just swallowed a teaspoon of hush."
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"Think of H-2-flow as an app for your teeth."
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"The more flow you take in, the more sparkle points you get."
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