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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - Fluoride (S06E06)

"Yeah, just go up there, stick to your guns."
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"and people hate facts and science."
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"Wait. I have an idea."
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"But when I looked at the research,"
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"what about its molar mass?"
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"What the--"
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"Excuse me."
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"that I need to get through."
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"Well, miss, I think we'd all appreciate it"
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"and we'll welcome you to the H-2-flow Platinum Club."
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"The crib I built."
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"I tested it by hitting it with my truck."
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"And that toxic crib you bought"
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"won't be the last mistake you make."
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"about making all the right choices"
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"cares very much."
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"It's much better than any metaphor."
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"It's just a [bleep] fish."
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"Hey, good news."
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"As of tomorrow, every Pawnee resident"
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"Wow. Look at us."
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"And you and I--"
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"Guess who won that plain blue T-shirt?"
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"No way!"
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"Wow. Things are already looking up."
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"We're gonna have some fun tonight, Pawnee!"
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"Everybody on the field!"
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"Yeah!"
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"The NFL has a campaign to try to get kids active"
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"And so we bused in"
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"And they are gonna get a chance to play with the Colts."
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"Oh! Come on, Reggie!"
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"I told you to run a button hook."
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"A pleasure to see you again, Mr. Luck."
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"- at our friend's bachelor party. - Oh, yeah. Right."
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"How are you?"
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"I normally don't answer that question,"
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"I will tell you-- I am fine."
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"What's up, girl?"
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"- He plays for the NFL. - He's a linebacker."
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"Skill positions only for Donna Meagle."
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"I got my Colts beanie,"
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"and the crowning glory-- Colts slippies."
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""Run"? Tommy doesn't run."
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"That's your guys' job."
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"I love sports."
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"Check it out, Tom-- the Eagleton reservoir."
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"Isn't it stunning?"
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"It's just a big dumb pond."
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"of a little puppy riding a motorcycle."
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"So my bar for "stunning" is pretty high."
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"What if I told you that this water has fluoride in it?"
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"Then I would tell you the puppy had a little side car"
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"with a piggy in it named Hampton."
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"But more importantly, now that we have access"
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"to the Eagleton reservoir and the water-treatment supply,"
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"Pawnee is going to have fluoride in its water"
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"for the first time in our history,"
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"But I'm just gonna spend the remainder of my term"
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"cramming in as many good projects as I can."
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"'cause this duck is on fire."
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"It's hard doing stupid government stuff"
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"now that Rent-a-Swag's closed."
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"that you have."
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"but he's doing it with a smile on his face."
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"Oh, my God."
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"- Let's get out of here. - He's smiling at us!"
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"What's so exciting, everyone?"
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"and found my crib tree."
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"I approached the tree, murdered it,"
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"left it to cure in my woodshop,"
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"Ron Swanson, you cannot use this crib."
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"with my own two hands."
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"I bought my crib in Bloomington,"
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"and I am confident that it is literally"
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"the safest crib in the explored universe."
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"Let me take you there,"
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"and you can talk to the salesperson."
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"you come with me, or I make you attend"
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"Either way, it's a win for me."
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"Next on the docket is a vote to approve"
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"the Pawnee-Eagleton reservoir merger."
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa."
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"We're just goosing our water supply with fluoride?"
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"I mean, come on."
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"Are we really gonna force every Pawnee resident"
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"to ingest a chemical we know nothing about?"
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"Fluoride is used by the communists"
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"to control our minds."
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"Fluoride can control minds?"
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"How am I the one that is getting booted off"
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"of this city council?"
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"it is good for you,"
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"and almost every town in America uses it."
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"You got me."
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"I don't want fluoride in the water"
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"because I'm a dentist, and I like cavities."
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"Yeah, that is not a valid reason."
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"is why a small-town dentist,"
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"like me, can afford such a boss ride."
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"Fluoride in the water-- it's a no-brainer."
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"Can't you just let me have this one?"
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"No can do, Knopey."
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"my own bill-- the Pawnee Clean Water Bill,"
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"to our water supply forever."
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"Jamm's not going to be able"
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"All he has is fear-mongering."
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"Yeah, people get jittery about stuff like this."
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"'cause there was a rumor they turned you European?"
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"Well, I'll figure something out."
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"Some lardos in Muncie ate tainted Sweetums toffee sticks"
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"Ugh."
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"like, a new seesaw or something?"
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"Yeah."
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"Thanks."
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"The new site looks good. Nice work."
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"Oh, my God. These dogs are so cute."
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"Animal control had to take in all the pets from Eagleton."
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"And Crazy Craig used to run all their shelters,"
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"so he helped me make an adoption website"
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