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Clips from The Good Place - Janet and Michael (S02E02)

"so he might be a little bit off."
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"No. Eleanor told me to find a rebound guy."
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"Jason, Jason, Jason, Jason, Jason, Jason,"
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"[whimpers] Jason, Jason, Jason..."
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"- [sighs] - No, no!"
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"No, you are not."
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"Already? I mean, that's so fast."
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"- Hey, guys. - [gasps]"
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"a neglected a child."
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"I've arranged for you to have a weekend getaway."
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"I bet you're tired of being cooped up"
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"from radiant to merely dewy."
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"I'll be torturing you for the time being"
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"I love you."
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"You watch that movie a lot."
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"Well, it's basically my favorite movie of all time."
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"- It's frowned upon. - Okay."
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"is to make your life easier? That's okay, right?"
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"I made him."
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"- Janet... - Thank you, Eleanor."
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"Or vice versa."
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"[chuckles] His brain is wrong."
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"- Mmm. - Mm."
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"but not so hard that it goes too far through."
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"Mmm."
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"[laughs]"
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"- Thor! - Well done."
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"We gotta to kill Derek."
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"that we can't answer."
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"helping Janet get over Jason."
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"If we get rid of Derek,"
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"then we've got to break up Jason and Tahani."
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"Girl, you are a messy bench who loves drama,"
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"- and I am into it. - I'm sorry, Michael,"
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"and telling them that he was once married to Janet"
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"might cause them harm."
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"No, no, it's okay to keep a secret as long as that secret"
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"Good point, egghead."
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"getting caught and being sent to the real Bad Place"
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"if we do bad things."
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"I know it's tempting to take a short-cut,"
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"I hereby pronounce you King Jason."
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"The Hertfordshire Academy for Expressionless Girls."
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"Didn't you get seasick?"
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"It wasn't a very good school."
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"For most of my classes,"
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"You know, Jason, every single detail about your life is..."
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"Fine. As long as they fly under the radar"
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"and Janet stays happy, I think we'll be safe."
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"- How could you do this. - You don't respect me,"
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"that guy you made."
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"I don't know these people."
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"I know it's a boundless, barren nothingness,"
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"Okay... yeah..."
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"We're forked here, aren't we?"
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"with you these past few weeks,"
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"Also, we like each other,"
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"and "Jersey Shore" and..."
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"- [gasps] - There he is!"
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"Derek, get down from there."
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"Oh, my God, you're here, thank God."
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"I think I can guess who wrote the invitation."
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"Do not start with me right now, Derek."
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"- No, no. - Don't."
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"- What a little bench! - [groans]"
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"Things are falling apart here."
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"I understand the ethics involved,"
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"In order to remain ethical, you can't just go into this"
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"with the intention of killing Derek."
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"No, I got you, I got you. So, it's like..."
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"Every day you teach me something new about..."
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"Jason..."
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"with award-winning legs set to marry you,"
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"if the Presidents on Mount Rushmore have butts"
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"[chuckles] I'm not a factory worker."
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"than just appearances,"
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"that was stopped dramatically."
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"Because..."
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"Uh, I think you mean "Bad News Bear.""
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"Before all the reboots, Jason was married to Janet."
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"At last we meet."
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"You've got a lot of nerve buddy."
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"to try and rebound from Jason."
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"Janet, fetch my tizzy couch please."
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"Why don't you just reboot all of us?"
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"It was a flukey thing."
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"You know, just like, uh..."
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"personal bloopers that were embarrassing or..."
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"And then, we'll meet back in your office."
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"Our only options are to reboot either Janet or Derek."
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"instead of a penis, Janet."
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"Jason was clearly important to you,"
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"[groans]"
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"It's so much easier just to find a rebound guy"
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"of my whole life."
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"Janet."
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"with some of my thoughts and emotions."
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"Dang it."
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"I'm going to keep watching, but you guys look away."
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"- Bye, guys. - Derek!"
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"getting to know each other for now."
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"I know I'm technically married to Janet,"
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"Me too."
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"and if I tell you, I feel like it might harm you."
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"So, uh, ethically speaking,"
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"I know you have trouble saying how you feel..."
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"I once even tried to... rent socks."
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"How did I... say that..."
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"But how did I say it so easily?"
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"Look, I don't want to talk about this,"
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"I don't know... do you have any feelings"
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"Hey guys, sorry."
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"I know it's late."
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"Can I talk to Eleanor for a second?"
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"Good talk, bro."
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"being ethical... it's hard,"
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"He's the ethics master. I'm just a newbie,"
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"Of course."
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"But, it does get rid of the little voice."
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"Well..."
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